Nothing in this post is particularly work safe, just to warn you.
I am . . . "SHOWER SEX"
Quiz by
William Ted Funny how I always come up with my best lemon scenes in the shower. ^_~
And now we'll go for a couple of sexy (also NWS) links:
http://youronlineviagra.com/p/?page=shipping&cart=&pid=1765-special - Click on 'delivery to most countries of the world' and have a good giggle. ^_~
http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/generalfiction/story/0,6000,1652812,00.html - Always a personal favorite...the Bad Sex awards! If you think fanfiction sex can get bad, check out how bad it gets in *published* fiction... (And BTW, did I read that correctly, that one of those horrific books was written by Marlon Brando? O_o)