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What is up my fellow pupils. not much her just sitting and typing as the words come forth from my fingertips. i actually have no idea where this post is going to go so just hold on, sit back and enjoy this wild ride known as "my day". We had to evacuate the bait house several times today due to numerous spills and our clumsiness. The first time was because this guy Matt Turner who drives an insanely fast car brought his fog machine in. We (we being me) closed the door to the bait house and turned the machine on because everyone wanted to see how fast it could fill the room. That little thing was puffin more smoke than snoop dogg himself. In like a matter of seconds we (this time "we" meaning we) hotboxed the baithouse and couldn't see our own hands in front of our faces. Then after like 3 minutes of that we couldn't breathe anymore and started coughing like no other so we had to get out of there before one of us checked out and became one with the worms. So we were out of the bait house for the fist time today. Then later on we were refilling the water containers in the batteries but one of the batteries got a huge crack in it and leaked battery acid all over the floor. This reaked like you wouldn't believe. At first i thought someone ripped one but then i found out it was the acid. So to cover up the ass smell we got this "all purpose cleaner" which had a nice pine scent. the container says to dilute 1 capfull into 1 gallon of water so we did the obvious, teenage thing to do and mixed like 5 capfulls into like 4 cups of water. Extra cleansing power for the extra potent odor. We covered the smell mostly, but then it smelled like someone took a shit on a pine cone. We all decided that this was better than the previous odor. 45 minutes go by before our manager comes down and smells the smell. He immedeately ordered us out of the bait house because the mixing of the two things apparently made some toxic fumes which are really bad to inhale. Good thing we were all sitting there for 45 frekin minutes suckin on the fumes! We're so dumb, we were feelin dizzy and stuff but couldn't put 2 and 2 together. But i can still see and taste and feel stuff so i figure i'll be alright. AS long as i'm not sterile i'll be happy. Someday i'm gonna want to have kids. I'm gonna be the cool parent who is really successful and can retire at the ripe old age of 35. I figure once i make $10,000,000 i'll be set for a while then when i run low on the funds i'll earn some more. Cause my beach house/mansion isn't gonna pay for itself. But back to my Oh so amazing day. So like we left the bait house a second time. so now i do feel kinda sick a little queasy, stomach isn't feelin to good but that could be because i ran laps around chris's street and ate a teaspoon of chili powder straight up cause people wanted me to. but it's all good cause i got paid today. $460 bucks after taxes, aint bad, still i should be makin $600 but i haven't worked a full 80 hours all season. I've got a good feeling about this pay period, 80 hours....here i come.