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Dear Arwen,
Well, now that old "Estel never did anything to YOU" line no longer holds! For! He shipped me to an OLD FOLKS HOME. So he is henceforth banished from the valley of Rivendell, etc etc, penalty of death, blah, NO MORE SQUIRREL FUCKER.
Your complete lack of, I don't know, CARING re: your poor old adas languishing in some second-rate geriatric museum is amazing and hurts me very deeply.
I will not die of grief or start angsting about how you have no love for me or anything. You deserve much more than that.
I am sorry if Bri, II, and Denethor suffer due to this, but it can't be helped.
You will see me revert.
Into sarcastic, dry Elrond.
I'm sorry.
--Elrond Peredhil
PS: II breaking down into a little pile of acquiescent goo does not affect any of my decisions. If I say Estel goes, oh, he will go. Away.
Well, now that old "Estel never did anything to YOU" line no longer holds! For! He shipped me to an OLD FOLKS HOME. So he is henceforth banished from the valley of Rivendell, etc etc, penalty of death, blah, NO MORE SQUIRREL FUCKER.
Your complete lack of, I don't know, CARING re: your poor old adas languishing in some second-rate geriatric museum is amazing and hurts me very deeply.
I will not die of grief or start angsting about how you have no love for me or anything. You deserve much more than that.
I am sorry if Bri, II, and Denethor suffer due to this, but it can't be helped.
You will see me revert.
Into sarcastic, dry Elrond.
I'm sorry.
--Elrond Peredhil
PS: II breaking down into a little pile of acquiescent goo does not affect any of my decisions. If I say Estel goes, oh, he will go. Away.