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Update.
Celebrian: Dealing with everything in a calm, adult manner. What is she doing with us?!
Elladan: Not a bird yet. Also stunningly insensitive.
Elrohir: Briefly smashed up like strawberry jam but SAVED from the jaws of CERTAIN DEATH by Shadowfax, who from now on will totally be recognized as a member of the family. Also, the thing in his stomach is not actually his, but Snowmane's! Oh happy day!
Arwen: Hates me. Loves II more. Just because I tried to stop her favorite brother from jumping off a cliff. my (pain) is sO dEeP.
II: Being total bitch about above fact. :( I will never molest him during commercial breaks again.
Denethor: Fucked into childhood by us. He and Tolman are playing "The Corsairs go to outer space" with Elrohir's action figures and sparkly purple dildo. I am feeling too bleak to put a stop to this.
Erestor: Not making martinis fast enough. Step it up.
Remote: NOT WORKING GHSLKGHJKLGH
Estel: I think I smelled squirrel in the bathroom this morning. ¬_¬
My life is a big mixture of despair. I'm too depressed to betroth Arthur to Jade.
Also, think I may be in love with Ann Larimer despite aforementioned declaration was actually said out of character ;).
Celebrian: Dealing with everything in a calm, adult manner. What is she doing with us?!
Elladan: Not a bird yet. Also stunningly insensitive.
Elrohir: Briefly smashed up like strawberry jam but SAVED from the jaws of CERTAIN DEATH by Shadowfax, who from now on will totally be recognized as a member of the family. Also, the thing in his stomach is not actually his, but Snowmane's! Oh happy day!
Arwen: Hates me. Loves II more. Just because I tried to stop her favorite brother from jumping off a cliff. my (pain) is sO dEeP.
II: Being total bitch about above fact. :( I will never molest him during commercial breaks again.
Denethor: Fucked into childhood by us. He and Tolman are playing "The Corsairs go to outer space" with Elrohir's action figures and sparkly purple dildo. I am feeling too bleak to put a stop to this.
Erestor: Not making martinis fast enough. Step it up.
Remote: NOT WORKING GHSLKGHJKLGH
Estel: I think I smelled squirrel in the bathroom this morning. ¬_¬
My life is a big mixture of despair. I'm too depressed to betroth Arthur to Jade.
Also, think I may be in love with Ann Larimer despite aforementioned declaration was actually said out of character ;).