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Jan 02, 2003 00:39

It's Thursday! And we all know what Thursday in Imladris means--

BETROTHAL DAY!!!!!!!!!

Now, before the bloody epic tantrum starts, NO, we are not betrothing Arwen to anyone. We miss her so much that we are not making her marry Lindir OR Saruman. As long as she comes home and hangs on to the Evenstar v.2.5 and stops trying to kill Elrobeth, she can pump whoever she wants. Such is the intensity of our lOvE for precious little Undummykins!

But, uh, you see, we sort of promised Lindir he could marry her. Like, in writing.

He's upset and normally we wouldn't care or anything because he's only hired help and so on, but he's threatened to get a lawyer. Not just any lawyer. Bob the Lawyersock. And he's never lost a case.

But never fear! We found a way to placate him.

Elladan, you're betrothed to Lindir. I'm sure you'll be very happy together!

:)

:) :) :)

He's been using that Clearasil I got him for Christmas.
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