Can you hear me now?

[elprezidente]

Ok, so i just walked into the library, and there were 4 people dressed up in period clothing from say the 1600's. The lady in the black dress calls out to me, "hey, aren't you the verizon wireless guy? Remember me? I probably look a bit different now..."

So from now on, i will only be known as the verizon wireless guy.

Scratch that. Mr. verizon wireless guy.