Comments | elmnopo: A shitty situation

elmnopo

A shitty situation

Aug 07, 2007 02:20

THEY TOOK AWAY MY TOILET! THAT'S RIGHT, THEY FUCKING TOOK OUR STAFF LOUNGE AND LAVATORIES SO THAT SOMEONE COULD HAVE AN OFFICE. WTF. THIS IS THE LAST STRAW. I ALREADY PLACED BIDS TO TWO PORT O POTTY COMPANIES AND ROUTED THE CALL BACK NUMBER TO MY OFFICE MANAGER. (I ORDERED THE "VIP" MODEL WITH FLUSH TOILET, URINAL AND RUNNING WATER SINK). I'M ( Read more... )

surprises, wtf, my life is fucking pathetic, letters from a young doctor, humiliations galore, help me i am in hell, pimping ain't easy

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lindapendant August 7 2007, 11:47:44 UTC

Shitty.

elmnopo August 7 2007, 13:58:30 UTC

Animals are treated better than this :(

I hear my boss intervened and delayed construction. I still think that I should say something...

lindapendant August 7 2007, 14:05:29 UTC

I think this calls for a petition.

elmnopo August 7 2007, 14:14:14 UTC

I was thinking more along the lines of relieving myself on the guy's desk...

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frisinator August 7 2007, 16:32:25 UTC

Thomas Crapper will hear about this!!!

elmnopo August 7 2007, 16:56:18 UTC

Heh, he just missed my list of references :D (thank you, History channel!)

supremegoddess1 August 7 2007, 16:49:39 UTC

What a crappy problem. I understand completely why you're pissed.

Oh, you're punny! elmnopo August 7 2007, 16:55:27 UTC

Well, the VP of Quality (and my boss) raised a shitstorm and halted construction. Still, I want to send the letter.

lambentmoonbeam August 7 2007, 17:31:43 UTC

SEND THE LETTER!!!!!!

Or forever hold your pee...

elmnopo August 7 2007, 19:27:43 UTC

I'm in the process of puting it on leterhead now... :P

Stage a shit in mssaskia August 7 2007, 20:45:05 UTC

Include www.cleanishappy.com in your list of demands

Do people not think? I think they don't think.

I want the S400 elmnopo August 7 2007, 23:10:27 UTC

Apparently, some administrative assistants were tasked with finding a space for expansion--administrative assistants!!? Not Vice Presidents, not project managers, but AA's which is a euphamism for secretary. I find it funny that they didn't think that taking away a vital area that contained such things as the microwave, fridge and loo would go without resistance. Well, my AA will be sending the above memo to the President, COO, a Senior Vice President and a board member tomorrow. They shat on the wrong person this time. This is where I draw the line!

amberkatt August 8 2007, 01:34:22 UTC

Hey, don't shit on AA's! The ones who crapped on you were probably of the bottom-feeder subspecies, the kind that dwell in the habitats created by the "admin assistant is just a dumping-hole" higher-ups with no clue as to who really keeps things running.

But any Admin Ass't worth their scheduler knows you don't eliminate the lounge or the staff potties! Those locations are critical to proper functioning of an office and the denizens therein.

elmnopo August 8 2007, 03:12:28 UTC

I'm gonna hunt them down and gonna show them what a real dumping hole is. But first I'm going to eat some chilli with extra hot sauce.