Off to bed early in an attempt to swat this cold before it gets going. XP

I have purchased a floor bike and put it under my desk to encourage myself to exercise without being bored out of my mind.

Remember to breathe.

Shen: Here, come look at this.
Me: Hang on. I'm constructing a sandwich.
Me: ... It's a very delicate operation. I have to pay close attention.
Me: Or it will EXPLODE.
Me: Oh, wait. That's bombs, not sandwiches.
Shen: But what if it's a bomb sandwich?
Me: ...
Me: oh shit.

I am thankful for my friends and family, for all the people who I love and who love me. <3

that's right, KID PICTURE ASSAULT TIME

Dog beds are for sitting in, regardless of whether one is a dog.

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Hey, doofus. While the refrigerator is indeed right next to the microwave, putting the cup of coffee in the fridge will not do anything to warm it up.

Hey, doofus. It helps if you turn the coffee machine on.

When I was younger, I wondered sometimes how parents could deal with diapers and carrying heavy babies and kid barf and all the assorted unpleasantries that attend parenthood. I've discovered now that the answer's relatively simple: it's still gross/exhausting/irritating/etc., but it has to be done, and you're the one who has to do it, so you do it ( Read more... )

( Zoo pictures moved to their own entry to not slow page loading time quite so much. )