DORKAGE: HOUSE 4X15 HOUSE'S HEAD
WTF. WTF WAS THAT. WTF KIND OF AWESOME WAS THAT.
ASDLJALKDJLASJDLASDJLASDJLSAJLAD. I DO NOT THINK I CAN PROCESS THIS IN WORDS THAT ARE COHERENT OR THAT ARE, YOU KNOW, WORDS. OMFG. LIKE. OMFG.
Seriously. Aside from the OBVIOUS House/Cuddy awesomeness of AWESOME, this was just - gah. One of the best episodes of this show EVER. I cannot. Literally CANNOT. wait for next week. *sobs from the anticipation*
I NEED TO SAY THAT AGAIN. ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES EVER. EVAR. EVAR. YES, IT NEEDS TO BE MIS-SPELT, IN ITALICS AND IN CAPS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
- Okay. So much so hyperventilation. I DID figure out the Amber thing before House - House was a bit slow in this episode, though I suppose you would be if you had a skull fracture that extended down to your ear canal! - but not much faster. (Yes, I am slow even without the skull fracture, you should not be surprised by this if you've read my LJ for any length of time.) Mainly when strange mysterious brunette chick kept going what does my necklace mean what does my necklace mean hello what the FUCK does my necklace mean. I got it the first time, LOL. ;)
- ANYWAY. I loved it. The way the entire mystery unfolds, half in House's head, half in his crazy attempts to get back into his head when he keeps getting interrupted, with the Alzheimer's drugs and the water immersion therapy thingy and his strange re-enactment of the scene at the end. It was just - his attempts to seek reason when his mind won't cooperate, or when logic won't serve him, are just so... outlandishly HOUSE. I LOVE THE RED HERRINGS. First the driver, and the way they kept suggesting that it might be House himself - you're arguing with a hallucination or the blood from House's ear or just about every time it seemed he'd solved the puzzle and then HE would crash from some head trauma or something. LOVE.
- I LOVE HUGH LAURIE. He needs to win every acting award out there. He was everything tonight - pensive, funny, PLUS an action movie leading man, right at the end when he and Amber are totally doing that SO EMO reach-for-the-fingers thing.
- AMBER. NO NO NO NO NO. I've been warming up to her all season and was just starting to ship her and Wilson, OMG. OMG. She cannot possibly die next episode. She probably will, because life and fandom is frequently like that, but she can't!!! *weeps* ILHER. And this episode was just... OMG, when House made the connection at last, and there was that final crazy cut to Amber's face JUST as a huge truck crashes into the window and she flies towards the camera. SHATTERING. Literally. And then when he wakes up, and the camera focuses on her, and the audience looks at her and notices the blood on her face, and finally - with horror - that huge steel bar lodged in her thigh. WTF. WTF. WTF. She cannot die on Wilson!!!
- And all the House/Amber subtext?? DUDE. What's up with that!! ;) I guess I can see it, and it's fun, but the one thing I emphatically cannot accept is all these stupid hints the writers are dropping that House is attracted to Amber and trying to steal her away from Wilson. NO WAY. (LOL, just saying that makes House feel more like a soapy episode of Grey's or something.) Ther has to be something more to why they were on the bus together, beyond House having had his keys confiscated. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN. MY BRAIN NEEDS TO KNOW. OMG. WHAT IF THERE IS A CLIFFHANGER NEXT WEEK AND WE HAVE TO GO INTO HOUSE HIATUS AGAIN FOR MONTHS THIS TIME?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT.
- Poor Wilson. POOR WILSON. Although I kind of crazy-adore the scenes when he keeps butting into House's hypnosis sessions. Ah show. You're so smart. ILU.
- HI KUTNER, I STILL LOVE YOU. Especially when House calls you on the phone and remarks that you are devastatingly predictable, mwahahaha!!!!
- CHASE ILU EVEN THOUGH IT IS COMPLETE NONSENSE THAT YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL EXPERIENCE IN MEDICAL HYPNOSIS. Cameron - did not annoy! 13 - awww, she trusted House the way Cameron would have done! WHATEVER. Foreman - who are you again? Taub - needs more snarky screentime!
- OKAY WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S NEXT RIGHT. FLAIL-TIME. FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL.
- LIKE. WTF IS THIS. WTF IS THIS WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S ME GOING GAYER THAN I HAVE EVER GONE BEFORE, KTHX. GAY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Perhaps you did not hear me.
GAY. GAY GAY GAY. TIMES A MILLION.
Because aside from a Cuddy striptease that involves her removing her already ultra-short skirt (!) and bra (!!!!!!), you have her just being super-sexy and hot:
ASDLRWOERJOQDMASLDMLASNDFLASFNLASDFNALSNDFALSDNALDNASLDNLASDNASLDNAS.
FOR GOOD MEASURE:
ASKLDJALSDJASLDJASLKDJASLJDLASJDLASJDLASJDLASDJASLDJASDA.
- HOW HOT WAS THIS. HOW HOT WAS THIS DDX. DO YOU KNOW I WATCHED THIS SCENE TWICE AND DID NOT PROCESS A SINGLE WORD OF DIALOGUE THE WHOLE TIME? I KNOW CUDDY WAS THROWING OUT SOME KIND OF MEDICALLY RELEVANT TERMINOLOGY. AS WAS HOUSE. BOTH TIMES I TRIED TO LISTEN. BOTH TIMES I FAILED. GOOD THING IT HAD LITTLE IMPACT ON THE REST OF THE EPISODE. OR AT LEAST I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE MISSING ALL THAT DIALOGUE MATTERED.
- OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. HOUSE. FANTASISING ABOUT CUDDY. CUDDY POLE-DANCING. STRIPPING. CANNOT. DEAL.
- And then, of course, there was just.... asldjasljldjaldas. Cuteness. I ALMOST loved this moment more than the actual striptease, when suddenly the scene switched and there's Cuddy, all lovely in her office clothes again, smugly sitting down next to House:
His arm is around her, sort of. I LOVED THAT FOR SOME REASON. LOVED IT.
I LOVE THAT DREAM!CUDDY KNOWS HOUSE SO WELL. Like when he protested - I SAID NO! - and she was, like, and yet you stopped with the whole striptease dream thing. Awwwwww. Why does my ship rock so much?
- CUDDY STAYING OVERNIGHT WAS ALMOST A DREAM COME TRUE, EXCEPT SHE SLEPT ON THE SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE COUCH. VERY MUCH SADFACE. Thank you, writers, for having Cuddy be the one stay over and not horrific nurse of DOOM. Cuddy is much preferable. See, she wakes up so gorgeous:
- And then and then and then. SHE GAVE THE IDIOT MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT. HER IDIOT. "You idiot. Your heart stopped." SOBS. (DUDE THAT MEANS HOUSE HAS DIED, LIKE, AGAIN. He dies at the end of every season!!)
LOOK AT THAT SEXY. YES, HE'S UNCONSCIOUS. IT IS STILL SEXY. SEXY SEXY TIMES.
- I ONLY ALLOWED MYSELF FIVE CAPS, LOL, OR I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER GO TO BED EVER AGAIN. SO THERE WE GO. FLAIL.
- CANNOT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK. Please don't be killing Amber. PLEASE. *sniffs*
So, as I go to bed gayer than I have ever ever been, SPAM ME WITH HOUSE/CUDDY LOVE. YOU KNOW YOU GUYS HAVEN'T FLAILED ENOUGH YET.
ASDLJALKDJLASJDLASDJLASDJLSAJLAD. I DO NOT THINK I CAN PROCESS THIS IN WORDS THAT ARE COHERENT OR THAT ARE, YOU KNOW, WORDS. OMFG. LIKE. OMFG.
Seriously. Aside from the OBVIOUS House/Cuddy awesomeness of AWESOME, this was just - gah. One of the best episodes of this show EVER. I cannot. Literally CANNOT. wait for next week. *sobs from the anticipation*
I NEED TO SAY THAT AGAIN. ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES EVER. EVAR. EVAR. YES, IT NEEDS TO BE MIS-SPELT, IN ITALICS AND IN CAPS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
- Okay. So much so hyperventilation. I DID figure out the Amber thing before House - House was a bit slow in this episode, though I suppose you would be if you had a skull fracture that extended down to your ear canal! - but not much faster. (Yes, I am slow even without the skull fracture, you should not be surprised by this if you've read my LJ for any length of time.) Mainly when strange mysterious brunette chick kept going what does my necklace mean what does my necklace mean hello what the FUCK does my necklace mean. I got it the first time, LOL. ;)
- ANYWAY. I loved it. The way the entire mystery unfolds, half in House's head, half in his crazy attempts to get back into his head when he keeps getting interrupted, with the Alzheimer's drugs and the water immersion therapy thingy and his strange re-enactment of the scene at the end. It was just - his attempts to seek reason when his mind won't cooperate, or when logic won't serve him, are just so... outlandishly HOUSE. I LOVE THE RED HERRINGS. First the driver, and the way they kept suggesting that it might be House himself - you're arguing with a hallucination or the blood from House's ear or just about every time it seemed he'd solved the puzzle and then HE would crash from some head trauma or something. LOVE.
- I LOVE HUGH LAURIE. He needs to win every acting award out there. He was everything tonight - pensive, funny, PLUS an action movie leading man, right at the end when he and Amber are totally doing that SO EMO reach-for-the-fingers thing.
- AMBER. NO NO NO NO NO. I've been warming up to her all season and was just starting to ship her and Wilson, OMG. OMG. She cannot possibly die next episode. She probably will, because life and fandom is frequently like that, but she can't!!! *weeps* ILHER. And this episode was just... OMG, when House made the connection at last, and there was that final crazy cut to Amber's face JUST as a huge truck crashes into the window and she flies towards the camera. SHATTERING. Literally. And then when he wakes up, and the camera focuses on her, and the audience looks at her and notices the blood on her face, and finally - with horror - that huge steel bar lodged in her thigh. WTF. WTF. WTF. She cannot die on Wilson!!!
- And all the House/Amber subtext?? DUDE. What's up with that!! ;) I guess I can see it, and it's fun, but the one thing I emphatically cannot accept is all these stupid hints the writers are dropping that House is attracted to Amber and trying to steal her away from Wilson. NO WAY. (LOL, just saying that makes House feel more like a soapy episode of Grey's or something.) Ther has to be something more to why they were on the bus together, beyond House having had his keys confiscated. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN. MY BRAIN NEEDS TO KNOW. OMG. WHAT IF THERE IS A CLIFFHANGER NEXT WEEK AND WE HAVE TO GO INTO HOUSE HIATUS AGAIN FOR MONTHS THIS TIME?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT.
- Poor Wilson. POOR WILSON. Although I kind of crazy-adore the scenes when he keeps butting into House's hypnosis sessions. Ah show. You're so smart. ILU.
- HI KUTNER, I STILL LOVE YOU. Especially when House calls you on the phone and remarks that you are devastatingly predictable, mwahahaha!!!!
- CHASE ILU EVEN THOUGH IT IS COMPLETE NONSENSE THAT YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL EXPERIENCE IN MEDICAL HYPNOSIS. Cameron - did not annoy! 13 - awww, she trusted House the way Cameron would have done! WHATEVER. Foreman - who are you again? Taub - needs more snarky screentime!
- OKAY WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S NEXT RIGHT. FLAIL-TIME. FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL.
- LIKE. WTF IS THIS. WTF IS THIS WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S ME GOING GAYER THAN I HAVE EVER GONE BEFORE, KTHX. GAY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Perhaps you did not hear me.
GAY. GAY GAY GAY. TIMES A MILLION.
Because aside from a Cuddy striptease that involves her removing her already ultra-short skirt (!) and bra (!!!!!!), you have her just being super-sexy and hot:
ASDLRWOERJOQDMASLDMLASNDFLASFNLASDFNALSNDFALSDNALDNASLDNLASDNASLDNAS.
FOR GOOD MEASURE:
ASKLDJALSDJASLDJASLKDJASLJDLASJDLASJDLASJDLASDJASLDJASDA.
- HOW HOT WAS THIS. HOW HOT WAS THIS DDX. DO YOU KNOW I WATCHED THIS SCENE TWICE AND DID NOT PROCESS A SINGLE WORD OF DIALOGUE THE WHOLE TIME? I KNOW CUDDY WAS THROWING OUT SOME KIND OF MEDICALLY RELEVANT TERMINOLOGY. AS WAS HOUSE. BOTH TIMES I TRIED TO LISTEN. BOTH TIMES I FAILED. GOOD THING IT HAD LITTLE IMPACT ON THE REST OF THE EPISODE. OR AT LEAST I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE MISSING ALL THAT DIALOGUE MATTERED.
- OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. HOUSE. FANTASISING ABOUT CUDDY. CUDDY POLE-DANCING. STRIPPING. CANNOT. DEAL.
- And then, of course, there was just.... asldjasljldjaldas. Cuteness. I ALMOST loved this moment more than the actual striptease, when suddenly the scene switched and there's Cuddy, all lovely in her office clothes again, smugly sitting down next to House:
His arm is around her, sort of. I LOVED THAT FOR SOME REASON. LOVED IT.
I LOVE THAT DREAM!CUDDY KNOWS HOUSE SO WELL. Like when he protested - I SAID NO! - and she was, like, and yet you stopped with the whole striptease dream thing. Awwwwww. Why does my ship rock so much?
- CUDDY STAYING OVERNIGHT WAS ALMOST A DREAM COME TRUE, EXCEPT SHE SLEPT ON THE SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE COUCH. VERY MUCH SADFACE. Thank you, writers, for having Cuddy be the one stay over and not horrific nurse of DOOM. Cuddy is much preferable. See, she wakes up so gorgeous:
- And then and then and then. SHE GAVE THE IDIOT MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT. HER IDIOT. "You idiot. Your heart stopped." SOBS. (DUDE THAT MEANS HOUSE HAS DIED, LIKE, AGAIN. He dies at the end of every season!!)
LOOK AT THAT SEXY. YES, HE'S UNCONSCIOUS. IT IS STILL SEXY. SEXY SEXY TIMES.
- I ONLY ALLOWED MYSELF FIVE CAPS, LOL, OR I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER GO TO BED EVER AGAIN. SO THERE WE GO. FLAIL.
- CANNOT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK. Please don't be killing Amber. PLEASE. *sniffs*
So, as I go to bed gayer than I have ever ever been, SPAM ME WITH HOUSE/CUDDY LOVE. YOU KNOW YOU GUYS HAVEN'T FLAILED ENOUGH YET.