Dec 12, 2014 15:53
Omg Homer has had some gems today! I need to right them down immediately before I forget.
Homer: "Mommy, come turn on the tv. Right away. Tick tock, tick tock..."
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Me: That's great you got to tell Santa you wanted candy! Do you think he'll bring you some?
Homer: Yeah! I like to eat TWO pieces a day. And then a LOT of candy! Because it makes me poop!
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On the train ride: "This is where the pony rides are! And now it's a train. I think this is a PONY train!!"
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Last night, I got into bed first, and he rushed in, and said, "WAIT! Mommy! You don't want to go to bed without your little boy!!" heheeh!
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