Y'all. 'Sup?

I know I haven't exactly been around much lately (understatement), but for the record, when I eventually get back in the loop, I'm going to try to do it a bit more from Dreamwidth. Where I am
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And this is why.

Why, what should be at the top of my DW read list:

Why, yes, you do seem to be made of fail today, Mr. di Filippo. Now, I cannot claim to read widely in SF of late. I spend way too much time variously goofing off in fandom and writing shitty essays for grad school applications. If I were an editor specializing in a the genre, though, I'd go out ( Read more... )

From nam_jai, because it was too funny not to share:

Hmm, I'm having trouble finding a job. I need a new strategy that'll make me more attractive to employers… hey, I know!

All right, fandom, let's go over this one more time: Non-con needs a warning. Anything triggery needs a warning. This is different from and rather more important than something that might mildly gross people out. If you're not too sure about whether something ought to get a warning or not, ask around. I've found that works nicely. (Thank you, ( Read more... )

Dear caller:

No, I cannot tell you how much a round of golf costs. Do you know why? Because I'm a receptionist in a podiatrist's office. No, I will not "make some calls" and find out for you. Do you know why? Because I'm a receptionist in a podiatrist's office.

Okay. I know I should know this, but I'm still confused.

I know there really is such a thing as Westboro Baptist Church and that they are, ah, charming folk all around, but is this really their website? Seriously? I feel like a n00b for having to ask, but it just seems like such a parody. It's like the Onion, only one-note and rather more ( Read more... )

Sentence that I just heard come out of Pat Buchanan's mouth:

"He just wanted his city of Danzig back."

He just wanted his city of Danzig back.

He just wanted his city of Danzig back.

Okay.