The busy world of Richard Scarry was never THAT busy, you know?

Dec 15, 2006 01:33


My room is clean, my room is clean, my room is clean...I'm not tryna be mean, my room is clean..it don't smell like beans, have you seen?! MA ROOM IS CLEAN!

KFed would totally sample me.

So, how royally pissed would you be if your 'true love' gave you a flippin' partridge in a pear tree for Christmas? What do you even do with a partridge and then you've gotta figure out what you're going to do with that pear tree. Two turtle doves? Six geese a'layin'? Are you even serious? I mean if you're going to spread Christmas out over 12 days, the gifts have got to be good.  What does anybody want with 7 swansa swimmin'? I'd be like "Uh, save it.  I got your partridge and I guess you couldn't get it without the tree for whatever reason, but I didn't ask for a partridge I asked for Yoga blocks beause I'm not flexible. I don't even know what to say to you." My true love would never screw Christmas up that bad. Get those gifts out of my life.

Seriously though I do need Yoga blocks.
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