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Nightthoughts
I haven't written in my Livejournal for several years. This makes me feel as though it's obsolete. I think about writing in it sometimes and then I think, "It's been so long, why start now?" and then time just keeps going on longer, and I keep not writing in it. And that gets annoying to me ( Read more... ) -
It's official
Today I decided for sure that if you're the kind of person who puts out your hand for a shake and then takes it away (oh, too slow!)
I really don't like you.
It's nothing personal. Okay yeah, it is a little.
But that is downright mean & I don't think that it is funny. So keep it out of my life.
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Dunder Mifflin this is Pam
When I go on Craiglist.org and search for jobs, I secretly wish there was an opening for human resources or sales job at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton branch.
I will not lie.
I kind of want to work for Micheal Scott so I can have ridiculous stories daily and orifice parties.
....and I want to dedicate 75% of my work day to picking on Dwight.
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Only took me...
How frustrating to have all kinds of things on your mind and absolutely nothing to say about them. How frustrating to not have spell check, because then, if you do have things to say and they come out miss-spelled, you're not really conveying the message perhaps as strongly as you would have hoped. You know?
I haven't posted on LJ yet this year. ( Read more... ) -
Foreign is Fun
Today I learned:
Gutted: loose woman
That "Shorty" does not have to be a short girl. Someone recently asked me, "Does a 'shorty' have to be short?" and I said no, just a guess. Today it was confirmed.
Crumbusket: hot mess ( Read more... ) -
Night de la A-holes
I fear for my car's life tonight. The poor thing does not have much fight in it at all. I forgot about mischief night until the other day, and then I managed to forget about it again. Now that I have again remembered it, I think I will worry about my car for the remainder of the night. And by "the night", I mean, "this entry".
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Of all things living, a man's the worst.
I'm not down. I'm actually really happy because I'm in Pottstown. There's an apple-red dotted underline beneath "Pottstown" in this entry because spell check does not recognize my quaint little abode. How refreshing ( Read more... ) -
Didn't you once tell me you wanted to live in Topton?
The situation ( Read more... ) -
Come buy my bag full of crumbs.
Europeans are kind of cooler than us...U.S. Haha! I'm like Sarah-Jessica Parker with these stupid puns!
I have no facts to back this up right now; nor do I have the time to delve into research to support my argument. This is largely because I'm not posing an argument; I'm just saying that Europeans, with their accents, the way they say "pins" ( Read more... ) -
Not much, really
I'll start by saying that I'm very, very distracted. My computer has been making a terrible noise for the last week or so. It comes from the left of the mouse on my laptop; right where my left hand rests whilst I type on the awesome home row. I love the home row. It is a comforting place to be. When I'm eating burritos or getting reading the ( Read more... )