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[ellensparkleyes]

i got a C on my test, but a B overall in the business law I class. so that's a A and a B and a C. i hope the grade point gamut stops there. i still need to sign up for next semester and get my tuition reimbursement processed.

the bed is calling me. it's saying nice sweet things, like 'sleep in me, puta.' :~D jk


some legislative yahoo in Michigan, i believe, chastised a fellow Michigan stateswoman for saying vagina. apparently 'such talk' is too risque for his delicate brain. or, maybe, he just thinks we should all be cutesy and say vajayjay...

so, instead of heading to bed like a good little hoohoo, i wrote the following because i'm crass like that:

i've got a sputtering clitoris
and an enormously agitated uterus.
my sphincter's quite enraged
by the things you don't want me to say.

forgive me for being cynical
but when you censor speech that is clinical,
i resort to using a dirty locker room mouth
because my point has to be let out.

i have the biggest clit
upon which you may not sit.
my big ol' honking tits are so sublime
hiding them in bras is a crime.

and my pussy's only got a little fur.
petting it makes me purrrrrrrrrrr.
forgive my mouth for being a sassy bitch~~
although, it's still not open for your dick.

you might suffer from some distaste
judging by the look sitting upon your face.
just riddle me as to why my cavernous cunt
is the prey of your inane witchhunt.

you might not face such a quarrel
if you quit fixating on all that is oral.
my grammar might be finer
if only you weren't scared of my vagina.

i should go see what soap tastes best when washing out the lameness from my mouth. :~D

good night, and good luck.

~~esp