Depradations of the Internet, or,

Feb 04, 2011 11:27

oh my god, Gary Shteyngart was right about everything!

Alex: Hi, I'm Alex, your continental.com virtual expert. Type in a short question, keyword or phrase below, and I can help you find the information on our Web site.
You Asked: I just typed the question in the site's box before I got this popup. Please tell your tech folks that it didn't go through andn now I have to type it again.
Alex: I love technology. Without it, I'd be like a fish without water.
You Asked: Are you an actual person?
Alex: I'm a Virtual Expert for Continental. I'm here to help you find your way around continental.com.
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You Asked: OK, never mind the pleasantries, then.
Alex: Are there any other questions I can help you with?
You Asked: Where can I find FARE LOCK?
Alex: FareLock allows you to hold your reservation and fare for 72 hours or seven days, for a fee, and is available on Continental-operated flights only. If offered, you can purchase FareLock after you have selected your flights. View Page
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