OMG, THIS IS HAPPENING; THEY'RE MAKING A LABYRINTH TABLETOP GAME: GOD BLESS YOU, RIVER HORSE GAMES!

This had better include a waltz with a foxy but ethically dodgy sybarite around a bubble full of goblins, or I'm going to flip a table. Or ask for a refund, at the very least. Guuuuuuys, who wants to play this with me?