I saw my first same-sex marriage license today...well, yesterday @ work.  It's something I never really thought I'd see in my lifetime.  I had one of those moments where I just kinda went "Huh." mentally.  It feels like I'll always remember this...wonder how long until I forget? 

For the 3rd time today we're hearing "Every Dog Has It's Day" by Toby Keith...he says Dog like 40 times!!  (Although for the most part, the country music is better than Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg 'singing'  "Je T'aime... Moi Non Plus" (otherwise known as the Disco moaning song)...)

Now back to my regularly scheduled workday.  bah!

Just a quick note while I'm at work.  I've got a whole new department & am being trained for the next few months.  It's so awesome, because I came to help out for 3 weeks in a different department because mine was so slow, and 4 months later, I was still helping out & they asked if I wanted to stay permanently.  No need to apply, no interview, and ( Read more... )

"I am a box junkie. Little, small, I like them all."

~a co-worker, explaining her passion for boxes…RIGHT, boxes.

I can't believe how long it's been since I last publicly posted here!  
Work is ok...I really enjoyed the change & it's WAY better than  indentured servitude  my old job at the branch.  I love the relaxed working situation of the Service Center.  Business casual all the time & Casual Fridays (plus we're getting ready for conversion to a new system, ( Read more... )

Yet again, I'm at work.  And Jeanette's coming up with the quality quotes.  Today's is:

"There's just something about an orgasm that changes your personality a little."

Jeanette says:
"I'm fearful that my friends with knitting needles will be like retards with candy."
(in reference to a conversation about her idea to have a knitting workshop)

It was another eventful day at the bank.

Today we had a cookout.  It was quite interesting.  Here are some quotes & subjects that came up today:



Brats smell like B.O
    ....chicken does too. "Like fried chicken totally smells like B.O."

triskets are dangerous & hell no H2O
    So first, Jeanette almost chokes on a trisket at lunch...someone ( Read more... )

According to my wonderful co-worker Jeanette, Fried Twinkies are the work of the Devil. 
After she told me that, I busted out with
"And boy was the Devil working on your colon"
in response to her body's rejecting of the fatty-suggary-evilness of Fried Twinkies.
We then proceeded to laugh for a good minute...we were very fortunate that we stopped ( Read more... )

Reason # 147 why you should never eat Deep Fried Twinkies with ice cream on top: you just may make a mess in that brand new car.

So...yeah....another productive day at work.  Jeanette totally has some of the funniest stories....and she talks about bat sex (see past quote)

And aparently my brain has a 3 minute lag today.