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kiffie: Toro, Toro, Toro... Your whole "I can't get drunk, I burn through alcohol" excuse only works if you're on fire
eliyes: Toro: but then the alcohol doesn't make it to my mouth
eliyes: to be fair, he can sober up quickly by bursting into flames!
eliyes: on the other hand, situations where it seems like a good idea to a drunk guy to burst into flames, are, uh....
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Title: Don't Want No More of Army Life
Fandom: Marvel, modern Invaders etc.
Summary: How many times did he have to say "no"?

( Toro walked out of the shop with his arms loaded with groceries, took in the uniformed military personnel plainly waiting for him, and snorted. )

eliyes: Bruce & Namor: *fistbump of hell yeah ladies named Betty are awesome*
kiffie: If the Betties met, dear lord, the boys would be doomed
eliyes: *cackle*
eliyes: ROSS & DEAN
eliyes: Dean & Ross
kiffie: FREELANCE DETECTIVES FOR HIRE
eliyes: YES YES YES
eliyes: Misty & Colleen: Team-up? ':3
kiffie: Jim: Wait, when did this happen. And why are you taking my car keys. Betty, I need my car keys. I ( Read more... )

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Namore the Sub-Mariner, daughter of Atlantean princess Len and human ship-captain Ferdinand McKenzie
Bertrand "Bertie" Dean, NYPD cop
The Human Torch, aka Jane Hammond, NYPD cop
Zina the Flaming Girl, aka Thomasina Raymond
Bucky, aka Jemima "Jemmy" Barnes (people think Bucky's a boy)
Captain America, aka Stephanie Rogers (people know Cap's a woman ( Read more... )

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Title: Roger Aubrey and the Gingerbread Menace
Timing: Present
Summary: Expanding on the gingerbread men thing previously mentioned in Yule: Preparation Is Key.
A/N: Please note that "expanding on" is not the same thing as "explaining". ;3

( Roger Aubrey's Christmas tree decorations had a clear theme: gingerbread men. )

Title: Yule: Preparation Is Key
Timing: Present.
Characters: Roger & Jackie. Because they are still family.
Author's Notes: Kenneth can turn into a bat once he's a vampire, and Jackie's a vampire now, right? So she should be able to, and Roger can still shrink, and so kiffie came up with Santa Roger and the Christmas Bat. And then I found this e-card ( ( Read more... )