September and I are in a fight

[elixxir]

Tried to bake cookies tonight. The oven caught on fire as it was heating up.

Washing machine died last week. Cuz nothing says sexy like hand washing your sons' skid marked underwear.

Then my purse just kind of dissolved last week. Strangest thing. Like the purse strap snapped and then the bottom disappeared and tampons were flying as far as the eye can see.

Sigh.

Fratboy being the good man that he is went out and got us a new dishwasher on kajiji.

Erm?

Don't think I have considered putting the boys rank undies in there.

Hockey yesterday. Hockey tomorrow, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, forever.

Tonight?

Vodka.

Bliss.