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[elixxir]

Been staying away from the Intarwebs lately because really? If I have to see any more weeping tributes to that dirty dead child molester my head might blow clean off. Fine, he had a couple of cool songs 25 years ago. And? Since then he flew off to Planet Weird and made a career out of dodging child abuse accusations, acting like a retard and

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[etcet]

As I said elsewhere, my only MJ comment is, "The last time I saw this much coverage of a single, slow moving vehicle on the LA Freeway, it was a white Ford Bronco."

Yeah, I heard about Martin Streek by complete accident - Sloot added me on Twitter, and Alan Cross was on his list, and I thought, "Wow, I haven't thought about 102.1 in ages... "Martin Streek & Me"? Sounds cool... wait, fuck the what? Aw, man...."

[elixxir]

Lord, how in the hell would you have heard of Alan Cross and Martin Streek??

[etcet]

I lived in Buffalo for twenty-five years, you dim bint. I was weird for a good portion of that, and 102.1 was the best station we could get (and 97.7). The Buffalo stations tended to kind of suck, especially after 103.3 became the WEDGIE in the mid-90's.

[elixxir]

How much do I seriously love that you are the only guy with the balls to call me a dim bint?!! To my face, at any rate. *mwah*

[etcet]

I did vacillate (briefly) about including that little endearment, but realized, you know, you think you're a big fucking douche, but you need to be lovingly reminded that you need to bring your A Game to the table to play with the big kids.

You think I'm going to the gym for my health? It's so I know I can still take you when next our paths cross. I'm like your extra-awesome, sexy nemesis.

I'm Catwoman to your Batman. Or something.

And I have a fucking JARTS icon.

[elixxir]

I will totally kick your ass without even smearing my eyeliner.

But I get to be Catwoman.

2 latex catsuits. I runway. 1 winner. It will be on like donkey kong my friend!

[etcet]

And I got iconified. Awww, yeah.