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[elixxir]

So I open eljay today and my name is all over the damned thing. It's true. Apparently I'm a very busy and important person. Or easily suckered. You say tomato

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[elixxir]

Yep that would be the one. I was actually IN the chair when the explosion hit and we had to cut the appointment short because they were evacuating the building. That was fun. :p

[bellafiga]

I will gladly chase you with the stick with the nails:P

Incidentally I had a poop today that I almost had to call in for a priest, some holy water and some funions cause I was convinced my ass was possessed by some sorta demon! True story and way way way too much information!

Why do you like me again?

I send all good toofer vibes your way! But if she does suck I'll kick her in the cooter!

[elixxir]

Including cyka, since she is the one who came up with the name? I'd hate to just steal her bit without making sure she's cool with it!

[50_ft_queenie]

I didn't get one. :(

[autifon]

I once had a bomb go off while I was in the dentist's chair.

As god is my witness, I was certain this was going to be another shart story.

Dentist suck, but painful extra holes in your head suck worse (sometimes). At least the dentist are nice enough to fill in the hole they make.

And really, how often do you have a legitimate excuse for why you are sitting there drooling on yourself?

[vapidblonde]

Lying back in the chair I will be at the perfect height and angle to punch her in the fucking vagina if she sucks.

Haha I sooo did this once. It was a guy dentist that I'd never been to before and I was all of 21 to his looking about 24 so when he said I needed a filling I cupped my hand under his package and told him that we weren't going to hurt one another...
It seemingly worked.