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Does anyone remember when Britney could dance? What the shit happened there? Enquiring minds...
I'm not going to Vegas in 7 hours and 4 minutes. I suck. Fortunately I have hot Poles who make up for my suckage. Wow. And there goes my mind into the gutter...
Why don't you people post more?!
Why does my brain no longer work?
Is it just me or do I have FREAKISHLY LONG fuck you fingers? They look kind of alien like to me.
How many more excuses can I find to keep using that icon?
No one pointed, laughed or threw me out at belly dance class.
Just how random and scattered can my thoughts get?
If my friends really loved me they would make me customized glitter panties.
I hove unions. Or is it that I late them? I don't know, some combination of hate and love (but mostly hate) that doesn't sound like I have testicles in my mouth.
I should really have testicles in my mouth more often. What the fuck is wrong with me??
Oh. Right. Vodka tastes so much better.
Bathe more.
Just sayin'.
What?!
Don't look at me man, it's not like I'm driving this train.
I bet Chris Knight's balls taste like candy.
You know.
Seeing how he's imaginary and all.
What is with my testicle obsession today?
I need to bleed!
I've never done speed.
I don't like weed.
Or greed.
Or being peed.
On.
Ha.
What?
I'm not going to Vegas in 7 hours and 4 minutes. I suck. Fortunately I have hot Poles who make up for my suckage. Wow. And there goes my mind into the gutter...
Why don't you people post more?!
Why does my brain no longer work?
Is it just me or do I have FREAKISHLY LONG fuck you fingers? They look kind of alien like to me.
How many more excuses can I find to keep using that icon?
No one pointed, laughed or threw me out at belly dance class.
Just how random and scattered can my thoughts get?
If my friends really loved me they would make me customized glitter panties.
I hove unions. Or is it that I late them? I don't know, some combination of hate and love (but mostly hate) that doesn't sound like I have testicles in my mouth.
I should really have testicles in my mouth more often. What the fuck is wrong with me??
Oh. Right. Vodka tastes so much better.
Bathe more.
Just sayin'.
What?!
Don't look at me man, it's not like I'm driving this train.
I bet Chris Knight's balls taste like candy.
You know.
Seeing how he's imaginary and all.
What is with my testicle obsession today?
I need to bleed!
I've never done speed.
I don't like weed.
Or greed.
Or being peed.
On.
Ha.
What?