Jan 28, 2004 04:05
it snowed for my birthday. the sky was spilling over, sloshing with big bright snowflakes the size of poker chips and the consistency of greatness.
my heart had been dissolving all day, but the sudden inclemency of the weather sooned turned the mush into an uneven block of solid goo. now i am sure it will survive to help the other two with the requisite boom-booming.
(i have three hearts like a cow has three stomachs. the first one takes on all the brunt so the third one ends up with only minor convulsions and superficial scratches. i think it's genius. i am an evolutionary wonder.)
my stomach's another issue, though. it feels like it's been run over and spit out by a bulldozer.