Title: Is It Insomnia If We’re in It Together
Author: teithiwr
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Characters: Alfred, Lucius, mention of Bruce.
Pairing: Alfred/Lucius
Disclaimer: All I own is the way I've strung these words together.
Summary: Late nights with the right person.
Notes: Written for the gd_alfredlucius Valentine's Exchange, for mistressmarilyn. I hope you enjoy this!

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Title: Handful of Dust
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Joker/Rachel, Harvey in absentia, Batman
Word Count: 2058
Summary: Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. Or, Joker imparts his philosophy on a select few.
Warning: Gore, character death, non-con, stream-of-consciousness style run-on sentences, drug ( Read more... )

Title: Clothes Make The Man
Word Count: 1744
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Joker/Harley
Warnings: Female masturbation, breathplay, hair pulling, clothing fetishization, unorthodox use of suspenders, Nolanversed Harley
Summary: In which Dr. Quinzel pulls some strings and plays dress-up with her favorite patient's clothes.
Crossposted: knivesandlint, jokerxharley, elitebatfic, xwhysoseriousx, darkknightfic
Disclaimer: ( Read more... )

Title: Scrub and Scour
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Characters: The Joker.
Summary: He's in Arkham, and they've scrubbed his face off.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 929 words.
Disclaimer: Not mine! Oh no, no no.
Notes: Another late-night fic. Quite stream-of-consciousy and odd, but it had to come out.

it’s all empty in this white white room

Title: Trick Or Treat
Fandom: A mash-up between comicverse and movieverse.
Characters/Pairing: fem!Joker/fem!Crane
Summary: Joker educates the always-curious Crane on the history of Halloween. A few things get destroyed.
Rating: R
Word Count: 1638
Disclaimer: All characters belong to DC Comics; I make no money off writing.
Notes: Written for this ( Read more... )

Title: Moods of Mind Exalted
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Characters/Pairing: Batman/Joker, (very slight) Alfred/Lucius.
Summary: Third time's the charm, they say.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 5,749 words.
Disclaimer: Not mine! Oh no, no no.
Notes: Sequel to To Others Bitter Poison and Much Madness Is. Probably works on its own too, although there are ( Read more... )

Several drabbles written for batfic100. All links go to my journal; all characters belong to DC Comics.

Title: Des visages
Word Count: 300
Characters/Pairing: Joker/Harley
Summary: Nothing matters now except what Mistah J. said.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Allusions to underage sex

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Title: Holiday Season
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Ivy/Harley
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Title: Blood, Stirring
Author: teithiwr
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, alas.
Rating: R
Warnings: Um, blood and knives, but that's pretty much a given in Joker fic.
Characters/Pairings: Batman/Joker
Written For: umbrellas_can
Prompt Used: When we're together I come alive...
Word Count: 2, 204 words.
Summary: The Joker and Batman meet for the very first ( Read more... )

Title: Powers of Utterance
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Characters: Alfred, Bruce.
Summary: The Batman's voice just isn't made for prolonged conversations.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 554 words.
Disclaimer: Not mine! Oh no, no no.
Notes: I am currently nursing a sore throat (with brandy, naturally) and can only make croaky sounds. The only logical thing ( Read more... )

Title: Great Big Beautiful
Author: Random-Battlecry
Rating: PG-ish, things are implied
Genre: romance
Characters: Joker, Harley Quinn
Pairing: Joker/Harley
Disclaimer: Not mine. Really not.
Summary: He builds her up and tears her down again, like a castle with living walls. The Joker plays dress-up with a living doll. A short piece for ( Read more... )