Conversation (via text message; the other party was asleep at the time)

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"I can't find the hammer."

"Why do you need a hammer?"

"The one you gave me. Can't find it."

"I didn't give you a hammer."

"What? Hmm. Thought you did. I'll find it tomorrow and you'll remember."

(I'm pretty sure I've never given anyone a hammer.)