I wonder if Amazon sells flamethrowers?
"When you were talking about ice melting stuff, I sort of envisioned something like a flamethrower."
"Huh, I bet that would kill the ice. I wonder if Amazon sells flamethrowers?"
*clickity click*
"I wonder where you can buy a flamethrower. Amazon doesn't have them."
*clickety click*
"Oh, wait, yes they do. You just have to search 'flame thrower' instead of 'flamethrower'."
Now the only question is whether I want the 20,00 BTU trigger-operated flamethrower for $33 or the 500,000 BTU flamethrower that I'd have to light myself for $80. There's also a 100,000 BTU model for $50. (All of them ship free.)
For the record? I'm so tired of winter.
"Huh, I bet that would kill the ice. I wonder if Amazon sells flamethrowers?"
*clickity click*
"I wonder where you can buy a flamethrower. Amazon doesn't have them."
*clickety click*
"Oh, wait, yes they do. You just have to search 'flame thrower' instead of 'flamethrower'."
Now the only question is whether I want the 20,00 BTU trigger-operated flamethrower for $33 or the 500,000 BTU flamethrower that I'd have to light myself for $80. There's also a 100,000 BTU model for $50. (All of them ship free.)
For the record? I'm so tired of winter.