i ran across this on burbia.com, which is a dumb website with dumb content, but this really struck me for some reason. apparently a plumber transcribed it from his voicemail...whatever.

Woman's Voice: [from plumber's voicemail recording, 3:35 a.m.] Hi, sorry to bother you. You’re probably asleep. I’m still not comfortable with the drip. (pauses ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream that i couldn't convince myself not to be afraid and go into some stupid haunted house at halloween. it was a struggle. most of what i remember is desperately telling myself to just DO IT, get scared, you'll survive, but it's a fucking play haunted house, you'll get over it. but the dream ended in me walking away, saying, " ( Read more... )

dear goodness, i feel like i'm lacking in a piece of humanity or something. everyone and their mom's facebook statuses is about seeing the dave matthews band tonight for free, and i DON'T understand the appeal of that band. i don't gettttt it ( Read more... )