You don't know how you've lived without it.
Yanked from starstealingirl:
The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
The Charge of the Goddess:
WH3NEVER YE HAEV NED OF ANYTHNG ONC3 IN DA MONTH AND BTER IT B WH3N TEH MON IS FUL THEN SHAL Y3 ASEMBLE IN SOME S3CR3T PLAEC AND ADOR3 DA SPIRIT OF MA WHO M QUEN OF AL WITCHAS111!!! THEYRE SHAL YA ASAMBLE Y3 WHO R FANE 2 L3ARN AL SORCERY YET HAEV NOT WON ITS DEPEST SECRATS 2 THOSE SHAL I TEACH THNGS TAHT R AS YET UNKNOWN1!!!!1 OMG AND Y3 SHAL B FRE FROM SLAEVRY AND AS A 2KEN TAHT Y3 B RILLY FRE Y3 SHAL B NAEKD IN UR RIETS AND Y3 SHAL DANCE SNG F3AST MAEK MUSIC AND LOVE AL IN MAH PRASE31!1! OMG FOR MIEN IS ALSO JOY UPON AARTH FOR MAH LOV3 IS LAW UN2 AL BNGS1!11 OMG WTF
The important parts of the Rede:
BIED DA WICAN LAWS YE MUST
IN PERFACT LOVE AND PERFECT TRUST!1!!1!1 OMG
LIEV AND LAT LIEV -
FARELY TAEK AND FARELY GIEV1!!1 OMG
MIND TEH THREFOLD LAW YE SHUD -
THRE TIEMS BAD AND THRE TIEMS GOD111!!111 OMG
EIGHT WORDS DA WICAN R3DE FULFIL -
AN IT HARM NON3 DO WUT YE WIL111! WTF LOL
The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
The Charge of the Goddess:
WH3NEVER YE HAEV NED OF ANYTHNG ONC3 IN DA MONTH AND BTER IT B WH3N TEH MON IS FUL THEN SHAL Y3 ASEMBLE IN SOME S3CR3T PLAEC AND ADOR3 DA SPIRIT OF MA WHO M QUEN OF AL WITCHAS111!!! THEYRE SHAL YA ASAMBLE Y3 WHO R FANE 2 L3ARN AL SORCERY YET HAEV NOT WON ITS DEPEST SECRATS 2 THOSE SHAL I TEACH THNGS TAHT R AS YET UNKNOWN1!!!!1 OMG AND Y3 SHAL B FRE FROM SLAEVRY AND AS A 2KEN TAHT Y3 B RILLY FRE Y3 SHAL B NAEKD IN UR RIETS AND Y3 SHAL DANCE SNG F3AST MAEK MUSIC AND LOVE AL IN MAH PRASE31!1! OMG FOR MIEN IS ALSO JOY UPON AARTH FOR MAH LOV3 IS LAW UN2 AL BNGS1!11 OMG WTF
The important parts of the Rede:
BIED DA WICAN LAWS YE MUST
IN PERFACT LOVE AND PERFECT TRUST!1!!1!1 OMG
LIEV AND LAT LIEV -
FARELY TAEK AND FARELY GIEV1!!1 OMG
MIND TEH THREFOLD LAW YE SHUD -
THRE TIEMS BAD AND THRE TIEMS GOD111!!111 OMG
EIGHT WORDS DA WICAN R3DE FULFIL -
AN IT HARM NON3 DO WUT YE WIL111! WTF LOL