A Discordian Koan

[elfwreck]

This is a poll at my IJ, but I figured I'd open the topic for discussion here.

When stranded far from home and surrounded by enemies, you want:

1. Lawyers, guns and money.
2. Captain Jack Sparrow.
3. Five tons of flax.
4. A bathtub full of brightly-colored East German power tools and a butterfly net.
5. An infinite improbability drive.

Comments

[brock_tn]

7. All of the above.

[kshandra]

Indeed - Eris, of all people/deities, would strike me as one to embrace the power of "and."

[brock_tn]

Please note that I answered the precise question that was asked: i.e. "Which of these items would you want to have, if...?"

And NOT any of the implied questions like "Which of these items do you think would be the most useful, if..."

[droops]

I like 5 myself. :)

[jalilifer]

An infinite improbability drive.

Although Capt. Jack probably has rum, so that would work for me, too.

[jenyatb]

I would want Jack Sparrow, but then I always want him, enemies or not...

[_eljefe_]

Lawyers, guns and money. Cause no matter how dire the situation is, shooting a lawyer will brighten your day.

That, and Sparrow would probably steal my rum.