♦fangirl: pepero day
→fangirl: pepero day, kyumin;kangteuk;kangmin;yewook;yemin;eunhae;sihanchul;kyuteuk, pg-13, crack/humour, wc~2700
summary: It's Pepero Day in Korea and of course, Super Junior's celebrating by going on a radio show. ... But not just any radio show...
4:39 AM, Super Junior's Dorm - 11th floor.
"Happy Pepero Day!" sang a cheerful Ryeowook as he danced around the room wearing his frilly sky blue pyjamas. "Jongwoon hyung! Happy Pepero Day!" he grinned and wrapped his arms around his hyung, flopping onto the couch beside him.
Jongwoon blinked lazily, opening one eye and giving a grunt. "Wookie, why are you up? It's too early."
Ryeowook gave an indignant look, a small pout attached. "The door made noise when you left. Who else is up?"
"Jungsu hyung is out with manager checking our schedule, Siwon came by a little while ago but went to see Hankyung hyung or something, and I think I heard Kyuhyun playing Starcraft earlier."
The younger gave a small hum, tucking his head under Yesung's chin and closing his eyes. "Ah, you're comfy." he murmured in a sweet voice.
"Ew. Ew. Ew. No PDA, please." Sungmin grumbled as he walked in, scratching the back of his head and giving a large yawn. He tugged the sleeves down of his oversized pink shirt. "Kyuhyun woke me up with all those blasted 'kyang kyang kyang!' noises. Aish..."
Ryeowook giggled and stretched out his arms. "Sungmin hyung!" he squealed and jumped up, running towards to Sungmin and tackling the (larger, stronger, more powerful) man and promptly losing his balance, almost falling to the ground if Sungmin hadn't caught him. "Happy Pepero Day, hyung!"
Sungmin gave a laugh, hugging Ryeowook limply back. "Good morning to you too. Hi, Jongwoon hyung."
The other just waved.
A few seconds later - after Ryeowook was done spazzing about how amazing their day was going to be - Jungsu walked holding a slip of paper.
"Hyung?" Sungmin asked, dropping Ryeowook off at the couch before walking over to Jungsu. "What's that?"
"It's our schedule for today -" Ryeowook pouted. "- We have to leave at 5:25 for a interview at Sonyeokkum for three hours, and then we have the rest of the day off."
Ryeowook's eyes widened. "Sonyeokkum? You mean SonOkKum? Oh my god. They've caused so many scandals. You know what they call them in English? Fyann gee-urls diarrhea."
Jungsu blushed. Sungmin blinked. Jongwoon shrugged. "You mean dream, right?"
His roommates frowned, flicking Jongwoon in the cheek gently. "That's what I said!" he groaned. "Anyways, they were the ones who published those rumours about YunJae."
"YunJae?" asked Sungmin, confused.
"Yunho hyung and Jaejoong hyung. From Dong Bang Shi Ki. About them dating and stuff. Fyan gee-urls diarrhea means, like -"
Jongwoon snorted. "It's dream, Wookie. Du-re-am."
Ryeowook scooted to the other side of the couch. "That's what I said! Aish... Anyways, it means fangirls dream. And you know every fangirls' dream."
Jungsu paled. Sungmin's eyes clouded. "There's too much UST here to do stuff like that! Jungsu hyung! How could you!" the pink-clad member pointed an accusing finger at their leader.
"Don't do that, you have three fingers pointing back at you." hushed Jungsu, patting Sungmin's hand down. "It's fine. We'll just split up the members that... have...that sorta stuff, and hope nothing weird happens."
Sungmin made a strangled noise. "But there's some of that right there!" he yelled, pointing all four of his fingers plus his lone thumb at Jongwoon and Ryeowook, who were making kissy faces at eachother on the couch.
He let out a fake sob. "What did I do to serve this...?"
* * *
5:56 AM, KBS Studio, 3rd floor recording room.
"But I want to sit beside Hankyung!" Heechul yelled, an annoyed look on his face as he grabbed Hankyung's arm, dragging him to the seat beside him. Hankyung blinked, a passive look on his face. He was used to it anyways.
"Heechul!" Jungsu scolded. "Just sit beside Siwon!"
Heechul groaned. "But I always sit beside him! I wanna sit beside Hanky-unnnng!" he whined, stomping his feet impatiently. "Just sit Ryeowook beside him!"
Ryeowook, who had been explaining why Wicked was the best musical ever, turned to Heechul. "Jungsu hyung! I want to stay with Jongwoon hyung!"
"Fine. Hankyung, sit beside Siwon. Heechul, sit beside Hankyung." Heechul gave a glare and Hankyung gave a small, goofy grin.
"Okay...so... Me, Jongwoon, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Siwon, Heechul, Hankyung, Sungmin, Donghae, Shindong, Hyukjae, Kibum and Youngwoon. Good." Jungsu smiled at his own work before collapsing into his seat. "How do I live with you guys..." he muttered under his breathe.
"And we're on in five...four...three...two...one!"
Suddenly, a loud, bubbly voice exploded through the room. "Hello, everyone! I'm your host for today, Kim Miijung!" a twenty-something girl, carrying a headset bounced into the room. "And todays guests are... yes, the one and only Hallyu stars of Asia - Super Junior!"
Jungsu took a deep breathe before giving a small thumbs to the rest of the members. "One, two, three. Hello, we have Super Juni~or!"
Miijung giggled, spinning around in her seat. "Oh my god, guys. You wouldn't believe how hot they are in real life! And would you look at that, YeWook and SiHanChul are sitting together!" Heechul gave a lopsided grin and Hankyung groaned.
"Would you guys please introduce yourselves? Not that nobody knows you, I mean, you're Super Junior! Super Junior, here in our studio!"
Sungmin shot a annoyed look with Donghae beside him.
"Hello everybody, I'm Super Junior's Leader, Leeteuk." Jungsu announced, tapping the beat to U as he spoke.
"I'm that weird guy, Yesung." Jongwoon murmured and Miijung gave out a small squeak.
"I'm that guy that likes the weird guy, Ryeowook!" And then even from a mile away, you could hear Miijung's squeals of joy and Sungmin yelling 'Why, Why?'
"Kyuhyun." the Maknae said, his voice hoarse and his eyes sleepy. He had been playing Starcraft all night, after all.
"I'm God's prophet, Siwon. Nice to meet you all." Siwon shot a charming grin to Miijung and Hankyung cleared his throat.
"I'm Hankyung." he said coldly, glaring at Miijung and nudging Siwon in the arm.
Heechul pouted. "And I'm Hankyung's best friend, Heechul! The prettiest, most gorgeous, amazing, wonderful person alive!"
"Hello!~" Sungmin sang cutely, forcing the words up his throat. "I'm Sungmin-ah, made of flowers and happiness!"
Miijung gave another loud, quite obnoxious squeal. "I'm the King of Tears, Donghae. Good to see you all." Donghae flashed a winning smile to Miijung.
"And I'm the King of Eating, Shindong!" he gave a thumbs up to the camera.
Hyukjae shot up from where his head was resting on Shindong's shoulder. "I'm the Super Junior old-fashioned Anchovy, Eunhyuk."
"My name is Kibum." the second-youngest murmured into the microphone, his deep voice sending shivers down everyone's spine.
"Finally," Youngwoon breathed. "And I'm Koreas Number-1 Handsome Guy, Kim Youngwoon aka Kangin!"
Miijung looked like a pile of goo by now, drooling and staring blankly at her guests. "Oh my god. Do you see - I mean hear that? They're perfect! Amazing! Awesome! I'm thrilled! I'm a huge, huge, huge fan of Super Junior. And its pairings."
"Here it comes." Sungmin said, microphone off of course. Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and Heechul looked ecstatic.
"How do you guys respond to the rumours that...you guys are in a relationship? You know who you guys are!" she gave a small giggle.
Jungsu coughed. "Well, for one, they're all false and -"
"Then can you explain why Eunhyuk-ah - you're my favourite Anchovy, by the way! - said 'EunHae is real?' Explain that! I even have proof, one sec, it's right here..." she rummaged through the various things on her desk and clicked a small red button. Sure enough, on the monitor in front of them, a blurry clip appeared of Hyukjae announcing EunHae was infact, real.
Sungmin was on the verge of tears.
"That was, ahem, just fanservice." Hyukjae spoke. "Donghae and I are just friends." Donghae didn't say anything in reply, just looked at the ground and twittled his fingers.
"Really...? We'll see about that in our... POINTING PEPERO GAME! The ultimate gave of betrayel and lies and truth and all that other dramatic stuff! So, here's how it works. The group is asked a question and you must answer the truth and only the truth! If another member can contradict that you've lied, then you have the choose someone to eat a Pepero with!"
Kibum raised an eyebrow. "Wouldn't that be pleasure for you?"
Miijung giggled. "But if you really weren't gay - which you are, believe me - then it should be a punishment anyways. Okay! Just write down the person you choose on the pieces of paper in front of you. First question..." she looked down at her script. ... Wait, she had a script?
"If you were a girl, who would you want to date? Okay... three, two, one...reveal!"
Most of the answers were different from what expected, although some were obvious. Ryeowook choosing Jongwoon and vice versa, Heechul choosing Hankyung. And some not so expected, such as Kyuhyun choosing... Jungsu?
"Oh my god, guys," Miijung breathed. "The results are... Ryeowook chose Yesung, Yesung chose Ryeowook, Kyuhyun choosing Leeteuk, Siwon choosing Kibum, Heechul choosing Hankyung, Hankyung choosing Siwon, Sungmin choosing Kyuhyun, Donghae choosing Hyukjae, Shindong choosing... himself? Hyukjae choosing Sungmin, Kibum choosing Siwon, Youngwoon and Leeteuk choosing each other! Do you know what this means, guys?" Sungmin mouthed 'insane fangirl' and Kibum nodded. "YeWook, SiBum, KangTeuk and HanChul! Yesss!"
She hummed, tapping her foot. "Kyuhyun-sshi," she blinked and Kyuhyun tilted his head. "Why did you choose Leeteuk? You know, I was expecting you to choose Sungmin!"
Kyuhyun laughed, easing into character. "Of course you were." he smirked. "He was my second choice, of course. Leeteuk hyung is very nice, kind, and a overall caring person. His girlfriend is going to be very lucky."
Miijung fanned herself. "Sungmin, how do you feel about that."
Sungmin gave a sweet smile. "I'm not a girl, so it doesn't matter, does it?"
A few seconds of silence passed before Eunhyuk stood up. "Objection!"
Miijung's mouth watered. "You can contradict to that statement, Eunhyuk-sshi?"
Sungmin gave Eunhyuk a 'what-the-hell-sit-the-hell-down-before-I-go-all-martial-artist-on-you-yo' look.
"Sungmin always talks about Kyuhyun. All the time! And he always gets all girly and acts cute when he's around. Actually, he acts like a total girl."
Miijung's eyes bulged. Sungmin was staring daggers. Kyuhyun was blushing. Jungsu was sending worried looks to Youngwoon.
"Sungmin! Pepero! Kyuhyun, now!"
Sungmin gasped. "What? You said I could choose!"
"Too bad!" she grinned and passed a single strawberry pepero stick to Kyuhyun, who got up and waked calmly over to Sungmin, who was almost shaking.
"Kyuhyun-ah, you don't have to do this!" he squeaked, trying to lean back into his chair and somehow hoping it would break. Kyuhyun held up the pepero stick, slipping it through Sungmin's surprised lips before sucking on the other end. Everybody held their breathe as the stick gradually began to get shorter - though only Kyuhyun's side - and eventually they were only one bite away from...kissing.
"Kyuhyun-ah..." Sungmin breathed and Kyuhyun sucked in the last bit of pepero, thus slamming his lips into Sungmin's, albeit less then a second.
Sungmin squeaked and, in shock, toppled over. ...Though not in the direction he wanted; instead having to grab onto Kyuhyun's shoulders, his hair tousled and his breathing uneven.
"... They look like they just made out." Hyukjae muttered and Donghae giggled.
Sungmin jumped up, glaring at Hyukjae. "You are going to pay, when this over..." he muttered, slipping his microphone back on as Kyuhyun walked back to his seat.
Miijung stuttered out her words. "The video version of this cast will be available in four short hours, please wait to see how amazingly... scandalicious that was! O-Okay..next question..." she took a deep breathe. "Who is the girliest member? Okay...three, two, one, reveal!"
The answers this time were mostly the same. In fact, only two people were chosen - a little over half said Heechul and the rest Sungmin. Heechul seemed happy and Sungmin sulked.
"This is unfair." he grumbled. Heechul laughed.
"Why did you guys choose Sungmin and Heechul, respectively?"
Kibum spoke first. "I chose Heechul for some...obvious reasons. He always wears pink, for one...though Sungmin does too. He dances, walks, talks, acts like a girl, and not just when Hankyung is around."
Miijung raised an eyebrow, Hankyung hissed and Sungmin seemed to be drilling holes through Kibum's head.
"But," Hyukjae piped up. "Sungmin acts like one of those blushing schoolgirls half the time. He's just not as loud or outgoing as Heechul."
"Oh my god, Hyukjae, shut up!" Sungmin groaned.
"A blushing schoolgirl? Around who?" Miijung asked, leaning over the table so she hear the members.
Youngwoon smirked. "Kyuhyun, of course."
"Shut up!" Sungmin yelled and Kyuhyun got up, everyone staring as Kyuhyun went and whispered something into Sungmin's ear. A few seconds later Kyuhyun was sitting back in his seat and Sungmin was grinning like an angel. "Next question?"
Miijung blinked. "Er... okay, anyways. Member who lives in the closet! One, two - wait, I mean three, two, one, reveal!"
Almost everyone chose someone different. "Let's see here... Leeteuk chose Donghae, Yesung chose Ryeowook, Ryeowook chose Sungmin, Kyuhyun chose Sungmin, Siwon chose Heechul, Heechul chose Hankyung, Hankyung chose Heechul, Sungmin chose Eunhyuk, Donghae chose Leeteuk, Shindong chose Kyuhyun, Hyukjae chose Sungmin, Kibum chose Heechul and Youngwoon chose Ryeowook! Yet again our top two contendors are Heechul and Sungmin."
"I hate you guys." Sungmin said to no one in particular.
"Hm...Sungmin, why did you choose Eunhyuk?"
He smirked. "Because Eunhyuk likes Donghae."
"Pardon me?"
"I do not!" Eunhyuk retorted and Sungmin twirled a strand of hair around his finger.
"I object to that, too. If I'm a blushing schoolgirl then Eunhyuk is a fangirl!"
Ryeowook gasped, eyes wide.
"I am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Are too!"
"... You said it!"
Eunhyuk cursed. "Shit," he muttered. "I do not like him!"
"Oh really?"
"Yes really!"
Jungsu suddenly stood up. "Oh, would you look at the time! It seems we have a recording to get to. Uhm, sorry, and bye!" Jungsu almost yelled, giving glares to his members as he herded them out of the studio.
It was an awkward ride home.
* * *
9:46 AM, Super Junior's Dorm, 12th floor.
"What were you thinking! Sungmin, Hyukjae!"
Jungsu was pacing around the room as the rest of the members sat on the floor, watching as their leader rubbed his forehead, a stressed look on his face.
"He called me a blushing schoolgirl!"
"He said I was a fangirl!"
"Because you are!"
"You're the fangirl!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Shut up!" Siwon yelled. Everyone fell silent. "You guys are best friends. You never fight. You'll make up anyways, so just be quiet!"
...
"Fangirl!"
"Schoolgirl!"
"Fangirl!"
"Schoolgirl!"
You could almost see Jungsu's veins about to explode. "Sungmin, get into your room. Same with you, Hyukjae. And no leaving until tomorrow."
Sungmin gaped and Hyukjae just stomped away.
Why did it have to be him?
* * *
A little later, Super Junior's Dorm, 11th floor.
"Sungmin?" Kyuhyun asked as he knocked on the door to their shared room. "Hyung? Sungmin hyung? I'm coming in, okay?" he opened the door, seeing Sungmin facing the wall, his eyes puffy and red with dried tear tracks on his face. He was on the computer, on google browsing some English word. KyuMin, whatever that meant.
"What? Come to tease me?" Sungmin murmured, scrolling down the search engine.
"Of course not." Kyuhyun frowned and sat down on Sungmin's bed, wrapping one arm around Sungmin's waist. "Why would I do that?"
"Because you're straight. And...I'm... not." he choked out, closing his computer. "You like Seohyun, right? You told me, Kyuhyun, you can't deny it."
Kyuhyun frowned and looked at Sungmin's bed. The covers were pink, of course. "I like you too."
He took a deep breathe. "But not in that way."
Kyuhyun's frown grew and Sungmin sighed. "I'm sorry." Kyuhyun apologized.
"Nothing I can do about it." Sungmin replied, closing his eyes and hugging his fluffy teddy-bear shaped pillow. "I mean...I just, I wished... I tried, right?"
Kyuhyun gave a sad smile and collapsed beside Sungmin, taking the smaller man into his arms. "Hey, don't be sad. You never know."
Sungmin snuggled closer to the warmth. "If you don't like me by now, you won't in the future, Kyuhyun-ah."
The maknae drew patterns on Sungmin's back. "Let's go on a date."
Sungmin flipped around, Kyuhyun's breathe sending shivers down his spine. "A date?" he repeated, confused. The word was almost foreign to him.
"If either of us don't like it, we don't have to continue. But... we can give ourselves a chance, right? Better late then never."
"... Fine, but on one condition."
"What?"
"You tell Hyukjae he's a fangirl."
"Deal."
summary: It's Pepero Day in Korea and of course, Super Junior's celebrating by going on a radio show. ... But not just any radio show...
4:39 AM, Super Junior's Dorm - 11th floor.
"Happy Pepero Day!" sang a cheerful Ryeowook as he danced around the room wearing his frilly sky blue pyjamas. "Jongwoon hyung! Happy Pepero Day!" he grinned and wrapped his arms around his hyung, flopping onto the couch beside him.
Jongwoon blinked lazily, opening one eye and giving a grunt. "Wookie, why are you up? It's too early."
Ryeowook gave an indignant look, a small pout attached. "The door made noise when you left. Who else is up?"
"Jungsu hyung is out with manager checking our schedule, Siwon came by a little while ago but went to see Hankyung hyung or something, and I think I heard Kyuhyun playing Starcraft earlier."
The younger gave a small hum, tucking his head under Yesung's chin and closing his eyes. "Ah, you're comfy." he murmured in a sweet voice.
"Ew. Ew. Ew. No PDA, please." Sungmin grumbled as he walked in, scratching the back of his head and giving a large yawn. He tugged the sleeves down of his oversized pink shirt. "Kyuhyun woke me up with all those blasted 'kyang kyang kyang!' noises. Aish..."
Ryeowook giggled and stretched out his arms. "Sungmin hyung!" he squealed and jumped up, running towards to Sungmin and tackling the (larger, stronger, more powerful) man and promptly losing his balance, almost falling to the ground if Sungmin hadn't caught him. "Happy Pepero Day, hyung!"
Sungmin gave a laugh, hugging Ryeowook limply back. "Good morning to you too. Hi, Jongwoon hyung."
The other just waved.
A few seconds later - after Ryeowook was done spazzing about how amazing their day was going to be - Jungsu walked holding a slip of paper.
"Hyung?" Sungmin asked, dropping Ryeowook off at the couch before walking over to Jungsu. "What's that?"
"It's our schedule for today -" Ryeowook pouted. "- We have to leave at 5:25 for a interview at Sonyeokkum for three hours, and then we have the rest of the day off."
Ryeowook's eyes widened. "Sonyeokkum? You mean SonOkKum? Oh my god. They've caused so many scandals. You know what they call them in English? Fyann gee-urls diarrhea."
Jungsu blushed. Sungmin blinked. Jongwoon shrugged. "You mean dream, right?"
His roommates frowned, flicking Jongwoon in the cheek gently. "That's what I said!" he groaned. "Anyways, they were the ones who published those rumours about YunJae."
"YunJae?" asked Sungmin, confused.
"Yunho hyung and Jaejoong hyung. From Dong Bang Shi Ki. About them dating and stuff. Fyan gee-urls diarrhea means, like -"
Jongwoon snorted. "It's dream, Wookie. Du-re-am."
Ryeowook scooted to the other side of the couch. "That's what I said! Aish... Anyways, it means fangirls dream. And you know every fangirls' dream."
Jungsu paled. Sungmin's eyes clouded. "There's too much UST here to do stuff like that! Jungsu hyung! How could you!" the pink-clad member pointed an accusing finger at their leader.
"Don't do that, you have three fingers pointing back at you." hushed Jungsu, patting Sungmin's hand down. "It's fine. We'll just split up the members that... have...that sorta stuff, and hope nothing weird happens."
Sungmin made a strangled noise. "But there's some of that right there!" he yelled, pointing all four of his fingers plus his lone thumb at Jongwoon and Ryeowook, who were making kissy faces at eachother on the couch.
He let out a fake sob. "What did I do to serve this...?"
* * *
5:56 AM, KBS Studio, 3rd floor recording room.
"But I want to sit beside Hankyung!" Heechul yelled, an annoyed look on his face as he grabbed Hankyung's arm, dragging him to the seat beside him. Hankyung blinked, a passive look on his face. He was used to it anyways.
"Heechul!" Jungsu scolded. "Just sit beside Siwon!"
Heechul groaned. "But I always sit beside him! I wanna sit beside Hanky-unnnng!" he whined, stomping his feet impatiently. "Just sit Ryeowook beside him!"
Ryeowook, who had been explaining why Wicked was the best musical ever, turned to Heechul. "Jungsu hyung! I want to stay with Jongwoon hyung!"
"Fine. Hankyung, sit beside Siwon. Heechul, sit beside Hankyung." Heechul gave a glare and Hankyung gave a small, goofy grin.
"Okay...so... Me, Jongwoon, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Siwon, Heechul, Hankyung, Sungmin, Donghae, Shindong, Hyukjae, Kibum and Youngwoon. Good." Jungsu smiled at his own work before collapsing into his seat. "How do I live with you guys..." he muttered under his breathe.
"And we're on in five...four...three...two...one!"
Suddenly, a loud, bubbly voice exploded through the room. "Hello, everyone! I'm your host for today, Kim Miijung!" a twenty-something girl, carrying a headset bounced into the room. "And todays guests are... yes, the one and only Hallyu stars of Asia - Super Junior!"
Jungsu took a deep breathe before giving a small thumbs to the rest of the members. "One, two, three. Hello, we have Super Juni~or!"
Miijung giggled, spinning around in her seat. "Oh my god, guys. You wouldn't believe how hot they are in real life! And would you look at that, YeWook and SiHanChul are sitting together!" Heechul gave a lopsided grin and Hankyung groaned.
"Would you guys please introduce yourselves? Not that nobody knows you, I mean, you're Super Junior! Super Junior, here in our studio!"
Sungmin shot a annoyed look with Donghae beside him.
"Hello everybody, I'm Super Junior's Leader, Leeteuk." Jungsu announced, tapping the beat to U as he spoke.
"I'm that weird guy, Yesung." Jongwoon murmured and Miijung gave out a small squeak.
"I'm that guy that likes the weird guy, Ryeowook!" And then even from a mile away, you could hear Miijung's squeals of joy and Sungmin yelling 'Why, Why?'
"Kyuhyun." the Maknae said, his voice hoarse and his eyes sleepy. He had been playing Starcraft all night, after all.
"I'm God's prophet, Siwon. Nice to meet you all." Siwon shot a charming grin to Miijung and Hankyung cleared his throat.
"I'm Hankyung." he said coldly, glaring at Miijung and nudging Siwon in the arm.
Heechul pouted. "And I'm Hankyung's best friend, Heechul! The prettiest, most gorgeous, amazing, wonderful person alive!"
"Hello!~" Sungmin sang cutely, forcing the words up his throat. "I'm Sungmin-ah, made of flowers and happiness!"
Miijung gave another loud, quite obnoxious squeal. "I'm the King of Tears, Donghae. Good to see you all." Donghae flashed a winning smile to Miijung.
"And I'm the King of Eating, Shindong!" he gave a thumbs up to the camera.
Hyukjae shot up from where his head was resting on Shindong's shoulder. "I'm the Super Junior old-fashioned Anchovy, Eunhyuk."
"My name is Kibum." the second-youngest murmured into the microphone, his deep voice sending shivers down everyone's spine.
"Finally," Youngwoon breathed. "And I'm Koreas Number-1 Handsome Guy, Kim Youngwoon aka Kangin!"
Miijung looked like a pile of goo by now, drooling and staring blankly at her guests. "Oh my god. Do you see - I mean hear that? They're perfect! Amazing! Awesome! I'm thrilled! I'm a huge, huge, huge fan of Super Junior. And its pairings."
"Here it comes." Sungmin said, microphone off of course. Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and Heechul looked ecstatic.
"How do you guys respond to the rumours that...you guys are in a relationship? You know who you guys are!" she gave a small giggle.
Jungsu coughed. "Well, for one, they're all false and -"
"Then can you explain why Eunhyuk-ah - you're my favourite Anchovy, by the way! - said 'EunHae is real?' Explain that! I even have proof, one sec, it's right here..." she rummaged through the various things on her desk and clicked a small red button. Sure enough, on the monitor in front of them, a blurry clip appeared of Hyukjae announcing EunHae was infact, real.
Sungmin was on the verge of tears.
"That was, ahem, just fanservice." Hyukjae spoke. "Donghae and I are just friends." Donghae didn't say anything in reply, just looked at the ground and twittled his fingers.
"Really...? We'll see about that in our... POINTING PEPERO GAME! The ultimate gave of betrayel and lies and truth and all that other dramatic stuff! So, here's how it works. The group is asked a question and you must answer the truth and only the truth! If another member can contradict that you've lied, then you have the choose someone to eat a Pepero with!"
Kibum raised an eyebrow. "Wouldn't that be pleasure for you?"
Miijung giggled. "But if you really weren't gay - which you are, believe me - then it should be a punishment anyways. Okay! Just write down the person you choose on the pieces of paper in front of you. First question..." she looked down at her script. ... Wait, she had a script?
"If you were a girl, who would you want to date? Okay... three, two, one...reveal!"
Most of the answers were different from what expected, although some were obvious. Ryeowook choosing Jongwoon and vice versa, Heechul choosing Hankyung. And some not so expected, such as Kyuhyun choosing... Jungsu?
"Oh my god, guys," Miijung breathed. "The results are... Ryeowook chose Yesung, Yesung chose Ryeowook, Kyuhyun choosing Leeteuk, Siwon choosing Kibum, Heechul choosing Hankyung, Hankyung choosing Siwon, Sungmin choosing Kyuhyun, Donghae choosing Hyukjae, Shindong choosing... himself? Hyukjae choosing Sungmin, Kibum choosing Siwon, Youngwoon and Leeteuk choosing each other! Do you know what this means, guys?" Sungmin mouthed 'insane fangirl' and Kibum nodded. "YeWook, SiBum, KangTeuk and HanChul! Yesss!"
She hummed, tapping her foot. "Kyuhyun-sshi," she blinked and Kyuhyun tilted his head. "Why did you choose Leeteuk? You know, I was expecting you to choose Sungmin!"
Kyuhyun laughed, easing into character. "Of course you were." he smirked. "He was my second choice, of course. Leeteuk hyung is very nice, kind, and a overall caring person. His girlfriend is going to be very lucky."
Miijung fanned herself. "Sungmin, how do you feel about that."
Sungmin gave a sweet smile. "I'm not a girl, so it doesn't matter, does it?"
A few seconds of silence passed before Eunhyuk stood up. "Objection!"
Miijung's mouth watered. "You can contradict to that statement, Eunhyuk-sshi?"
Sungmin gave Eunhyuk a 'what-the-hell-sit-the-hell-down-before-I-go-all-martial-artist-on-you-yo' look.
"Sungmin always talks about Kyuhyun. All the time! And he always gets all girly and acts cute when he's around. Actually, he acts like a total girl."
Miijung's eyes bulged. Sungmin was staring daggers. Kyuhyun was blushing. Jungsu was sending worried looks to Youngwoon.
"Sungmin! Pepero! Kyuhyun, now!"
Sungmin gasped. "What? You said I could choose!"
"Too bad!" she grinned and passed a single strawberry pepero stick to Kyuhyun, who got up and waked calmly over to Sungmin, who was almost shaking.
"Kyuhyun-ah, you don't have to do this!" he squeaked, trying to lean back into his chair and somehow hoping it would break. Kyuhyun held up the pepero stick, slipping it through Sungmin's surprised lips before sucking on the other end. Everybody held their breathe as the stick gradually began to get shorter - though only Kyuhyun's side - and eventually they were only one bite away from...kissing.
"Kyuhyun-ah..." Sungmin breathed and Kyuhyun sucked in the last bit of pepero, thus slamming his lips into Sungmin's, albeit less then a second.
Sungmin squeaked and, in shock, toppled over. ...Though not in the direction he wanted; instead having to grab onto Kyuhyun's shoulders, his hair tousled and his breathing uneven.
"... They look like they just made out." Hyukjae muttered and Donghae giggled.
Sungmin jumped up, glaring at Hyukjae. "You are going to pay, when this over..." he muttered, slipping his microphone back on as Kyuhyun walked back to his seat.
Miijung stuttered out her words. "The video version of this cast will be available in four short hours, please wait to see how amazingly... scandalicious that was! O-Okay..next question..." she took a deep breathe. "Who is the girliest member? Okay...three, two, one, reveal!"
The answers this time were mostly the same. In fact, only two people were chosen - a little over half said Heechul and the rest Sungmin. Heechul seemed happy and Sungmin sulked.
"This is unfair." he grumbled. Heechul laughed.
"Why did you guys choose Sungmin and Heechul, respectively?"
Kibum spoke first. "I chose Heechul for some...obvious reasons. He always wears pink, for one...though Sungmin does too. He dances, walks, talks, acts like a girl, and not just when Hankyung is around."
Miijung raised an eyebrow, Hankyung hissed and Sungmin seemed to be drilling holes through Kibum's head.
"But," Hyukjae piped up. "Sungmin acts like one of those blushing schoolgirls half the time. He's just not as loud or outgoing as Heechul."
"Oh my god, Hyukjae, shut up!" Sungmin groaned.
"A blushing schoolgirl? Around who?" Miijung asked, leaning over the table so she hear the members.
Youngwoon smirked. "Kyuhyun, of course."
"Shut up!" Sungmin yelled and Kyuhyun got up, everyone staring as Kyuhyun went and whispered something into Sungmin's ear. A few seconds later Kyuhyun was sitting back in his seat and Sungmin was grinning like an angel. "Next question?"
Miijung blinked. "Er... okay, anyways. Member who lives in the closet! One, two - wait, I mean three, two, one, reveal!"
Almost everyone chose someone different. "Let's see here... Leeteuk chose Donghae, Yesung chose Ryeowook, Ryeowook chose Sungmin, Kyuhyun chose Sungmin, Siwon chose Heechul, Heechul chose Hankyung, Hankyung chose Heechul, Sungmin chose Eunhyuk, Donghae chose Leeteuk, Shindong chose Kyuhyun, Hyukjae chose Sungmin, Kibum chose Heechul and Youngwoon chose Ryeowook! Yet again our top two contendors are Heechul and Sungmin."
"I hate you guys." Sungmin said to no one in particular.
"Hm...Sungmin, why did you choose Eunhyuk?"
He smirked. "Because Eunhyuk likes Donghae."
"Pardon me?"
"I do not!" Eunhyuk retorted and Sungmin twirled a strand of hair around his finger.
"I object to that, too. If I'm a blushing schoolgirl then Eunhyuk is a fangirl!"
Ryeowook gasped, eyes wide.
"I am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Are too!"
"... You said it!"
Eunhyuk cursed. "Shit," he muttered. "I do not like him!"
"Oh really?"
"Yes really!"
Jungsu suddenly stood up. "Oh, would you look at the time! It seems we have a recording to get to. Uhm, sorry, and bye!" Jungsu almost yelled, giving glares to his members as he herded them out of the studio.
It was an awkward ride home.
* * *
9:46 AM, Super Junior's Dorm, 12th floor.
"What were you thinking! Sungmin, Hyukjae!"
Jungsu was pacing around the room as the rest of the members sat on the floor, watching as their leader rubbed his forehead, a stressed look on his face.
"He called me a blushing schoolgirl!"
"He said I was a fangirl!"
"Because you are!"
"You're the fangirl!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Shut up!" Siwon yelled. Everyone fell silent. "You guys are best friends. You never fight. You'll make up anyways, so just be quiet!"
...
"Fangirl!"
"Schoolgirl!"
"Fangirl!"
"Schoolgirl!"
You could almost see Jungsu's veins about to explode. "Sungmin, get into your room. Same with you, Hyukjae. And no leaving until tomorrow."
Sungmin gaped and Hyukjae just stomped away.
Why did it have to be him?
* * *
A little later, Super Junior's Dorm, 11th floor.
"Sungmin?" Kyuhyun asked as he knocked on the door to their shared room. "Hyung? Sungmin hyung? I'm coming in, okay?" he opened the door, seeing Sungmin facing the wall, his eyes puffy and red with dried tear tracks on his face. He was on the computer, on google browsing some English word. KyuMin, whatever that meant.
"What? Come to tease me?" Sungmin murmured, scrolling down the search engine.
"Of course not." Kyuhyun frowned and sat down on Sungmin's bed, wrapping one arm around Sungmin's waist. "Why would I do that?"
"Because you're straight. And...I'm... not." he choked out, closing his computer. "You like Seohyun, right? You told me, Kyuhyun, you can't deny it."
Kyuhyun frowned and looked at Sungmin's bed. The covers were pink, of course. "I like you too."
He took a deep breathe. "But not in that way."
Kyuhyun's frown grew and Sungmin sighed. "I'm sorry." Kyuhyun apologized.
"Nothing I can do about it." Sungmin replied, closing his eyes and hugging his fluffy teddy-bear shaped pillow. "I mean...I just, I wished... I tried, right?"
Kyuhyun gave a sad smile and collapsed beside Sungmin, taking the smaller man into his arms. "Hey, don't be sad. You never know."
Sungmin snuggled closer to the warmth. "If you don't like me by now, you won't in the future, Kyuhyun-ah."
The maknae drew patterns on Sungmin's back. "Let's go on a date."
Sungmin flipped around, Kyuhyun's breathe sending shivers down his spine. "A date?" he repeated, confused. The word was almost foreign to him.
"If either of us don't like it, we don't have to continue. But... we can give ourselves a chance, right? Better late then never."
"... Fine, but on one condition."
"What?"
"You tell Hyukjae he's a fangirl."
"Deal."