You may be a petty and competitive bitca if...

[elfstar18]

You wake your boyfriend at one o'clock in the morning to tell him that, in spite of how he corrected you that morning, you pronunciation of "unguents" is not only correct, it is *more* correct than his as it comes first on Merriam-Webster.com.

so THERE!

And on that note, I go to long over-due bed.