While the average man or woman may want an average sex toy, most people who want and can enjoy the luxury of a high-end dildo have quite a few options these days: Squarepeg, Bad Dragon, Rascal, Tantus, TSX, even Creative Moulding is still around. Some of them come in plasticizer-laced latex and vinyl, others is surgical-grade silicone. Some of ( Read more... )

By now, if you're a porn hound, you're familiar with this site, but if not I have to lead you to it: Classic porn. Pubic Hair! Breasts and butts unsculpted by surgeons! Women in their late 20s who are pretty and sexy despite having no attention whatsoever from a physical trainer! Nudity in the era before Photoshop ( Read more... )

Wow, talk about clueless. Karl Lagerfeld, some famous fashion designer, yesterday said of those who criticize his excessively thin models, These are fat mummies who sit with bags of potato chips in front of the television saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion is all about dreams and illusions. Nobody wants to see a round woman.
Yo, Karl, ( Read more... )

Robot Women!

I know my audience. Sometimes too well.

This video features Abraham Lincoln, Mao Tse-Tung, and Queen Elizabeth.

And it's NSFW. You Have Been Warned:

Money Love.

Back in the 1960's, the GI Joe doll was introduced to the American people. In order to avoid the stigma of "boys playing with dolls," the word "doll" appears nowhere on GI Joe packaging. The masculinized term is "action figure." And yet, the men who buy love dolls seem comfortable with the idea of buying "dolls ( Read more... )

Not safe for work, but unbearably funny: Members of the Royal Shakespeare Company of London read Celebrity Sex Tape Transcripts, Episode 1: Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain. Omaha and I just about died watching this.

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Because we all need to think about something else for a change.

I am a huge, huge fan of bondage mangakan Inoue Yoshihisa's work (scanlation here). It edges up against my squick factor in a lot of ways, but the man really does seem to know his ropes, and the way he draws his characters always makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I've never been good at rope-- and I don't really have anyone to practice on ( Read more... )

I am so naming a character in a Journal Entry Yana Chernyshova one of these days. [Warning: NSFW]

In other very furry inspiration, you really can't beat Marcus Ranum's Catgirls, including the utterly perfect In Heat. [Again, NSFW]

Hey, Tux has an outie! [Link really, really NSFW!] But I still won't consider buying SuSE or any Novell product, no matter how cute the campaign.