yeah my school.

Sep 14, 2010 18:14

According to my college's health services bulletin, SEX can lead to:

"1. Pregency (seriously, I wish I were making this up)
2. Sexual Transmitted Diseases (like LUST)
3. Broken Heart (which requires cardiac surgery)
4. A good time etc"

This is WORD FOR WORD what it says. It follows up with a general statement that if you're going to have sex, just keep it safe. And you're especially advised to:

"Have your partner's consent"

;D Fittingly, this is followed with "Don't have sex when drunk." Thank you, health services.

In other news: Well, Nighty's been dead for a while, and I've fallen out of the fandom again (lawl)... time to switch icons!

bad writers are bad, school, i went to college and be gots smartz

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