Fireplaces should really come with better warnings. Not the obvious ones like: do not leave unattended or it may burn down your freaking house! But the less expected ones ( Read more... )

My eczema is flaring up again.

ON MY EYELID!!

Stupid body.

Oh for pity's sake!

Yeah, I'm awake at 3am again. I woke up at midnight when I tried to shift my duvet and heard the most horrible noise.

"Rriiiiiiiiiip!"

Three restless hours trying not to move later I have my needle and thread out, and now I can't find the damn hole to sew up.

Fantastic.

This is me, at work, typing an update while I'm supposed to be reading through a booklet on ankylosing spondylitis, which makes me feel bad about complaining about my weekend, but I'm going to anyway, because I can and I need to whine ( Read more... )

Alright, that's it, I'm sick of Summer already. Can we go back to Winter now?

Nights I have slept in nought but my underwear so far this summer: 4.

It's supposed to be over 40 degrees celcius today.

And it's only November.

*is dead*

Girl to guy behind her, hassling her to get on a crowded train:
"Humping me is not going to get me onto this sardine can any quicker, mate."
- from today's Overheard section in MX.

Just in case any of you ever need a line like this.

And now I need to whine:

My Wizard Rockumentary DVD still hasn't arrived. I've pretty much given it up for lost in ( Read more... )

Feel crappy ( Read more... )