get your own damn nailpolish

[elf_da]

I make sure you're up.
I make you a hot breakfast.
I put your dishes away, throw away you recycling, and clean up still more of your mess.
The upstairs washroom isn't so far away.

I clean your bathroom weekly, offer to do some of your laundry, and get you treats when I'm out and about.

This is why...
I get to say "no bad cartoons" and change the channel.

..have you vaccumed in 2 weeks?

man i wish I had a vehicle.