get to know your elfy. survey from TheaterofDreams.
first name: -----
-middle name: Elspeth
-nicknames: Elf, Elf Da
-gender: female
-birthday: 30th of May
-height: 5'2"
-hair color: varies. in the neighborhood of dirty blonde.
-eye color: green
--do you wear glasses or contacts: glasses
-do you have braces: No
-is your hair long or short: short, to me, but more medium
-where were you born: California
-current location: awesome ugly armchair
-zodiac sign: Gemini
-how many languages do you know: English, French, snippets of other languages.
-bad habits: being a bitch to people i love.
-piercings you have: 3- i'll show ya. two 8ga lobes, helix.
-piercings you want: Christina. eyebrow (again)
-tattoos you have: 3
-tattoos you want: "Jungle Elf" Orchid (yellow and fuschia). Moosicorn. R2D2.
-today's date: August 14th, 2006
-the time: 12:03 PM
-ready for a bunch more questions: sure why not?
. : family : .
-step-parent's names: n/a
-brother(s)'s name(s): n/a
-sister(s)'s name(s): Phoebe
-favorite grandparent: not sure. I'm wishing Papou had lived longer... seems like we're similar critters.
-worst relative: Nana or Aunt Eileen.
-do you get along with your parents: I wuv my mumsie and pappykins.
-does anyone in your family understand you? ehn. do we understand ourselves?
. : pets : .
-do you have any pets: yes
-what are their names: Minou, Allison.. Horatio.
-what kind of animals are they: cats and an apple plant.
. : school : .
-are you still in school: i will be, come September
-did you drop out: nein
-favorite grade: hm.. 10th grade was super social, but I did neat stuff in grade 11.
-least favorite grade: grade 5 or 6
-favorite teacher: Hmmm... in jr high; Mrs Harris. high school... maybe Mr Hedden. Mrs Saad before she retired.
-least favorite teacher: that substitute guy- Mr Seaman.
-favorite subjects: Botanical Illustration (SAFA)
-least favorite subject: Biology. The kids were stupid, and I already knew all the material.
-do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I used to bring it. still can. wanna make somethin' of it? huh? didn't think so. (i just scared myself)
-play any sports on the school's team: nein.
-are/were you popular: in my own Elfy way.
-favorite dance: dance..? didn't go to one of those after our 9th grade party. O! The one where I dances with Tristan Gardner. ^_^
-favorite memory: Seeing Jeremy waiting for me by my car as I went down the stairs to the parking lot. I'd been wearing a skirt and blouse for our concert, and had felt like a man in drag all day. When I saw Jeremy down there, I suddenly felt womanly and feminine, and happy. I plan to keep that memory for a long time.
-least favorite dance: when I was unhappy with Keith and he pressed his ear against one of the huge speaker to try to make himself deaf. I totally forgot why I was pissed, and was instantly sorry. i'm a pushover.
-least favorite memory: too many to count. Adolescence is filled with memories that make you want to laugh and cringe simultaneously.
-most humiliating moment: see above.
. : favorites : .
-number: 3 or 7 O! I like 5.
-clothing brand: i tend to get Lane Bryant garments. they fit.
-shoes: Birkenstocks! though my sneakers are Vans.
-saying: "Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist." and "There's got to be a pony around here, somewhere!"
-tv show: Comedy Central Presents. numerous others that are geek-related. like IRON CHEF!!! and Nature, Nova, and National Geographic. O! and Star Trek.. Law and Order!!! I'll shut up, now.
-sport: fencing
-vegetable: broccoli
-fruit: apples
-movie: Suicide Club
-magazine: Teddy Bear & Friends.
-actors: I don't have any
-actress: Don't have any
-candy: chocolate
-gum: any kind
-scent: jasmine or rose
-ice cream flavor: phish food.
-color: green
-season: fall. My colours.
-holiday: Winter holiday- long break with no school.
-rapper: n/a
-type of music: anything but rap. I love fiddling. secret: Elf is very keen on Punjabi MC.
-thing in your room: Olie the elephant. and my big brown bear who, Abe says, looks stoned.
-radio station: meh
-tv channel: none
-junk food: nachos
-overall food: Burritos
-store: Lush. Game Stop.
-shoe brand: Birkenstock
-fast food: Subway
-restaurant: Nick's Crispy Tacos (SF). Cedars of Lebanon (Seattle). "Not Dennys" (Wville)
-shape: crescent moon. amorphous.
-time of day: night or first thing in the morning.
-state: CA
-girls name: Hepzibah
-video game: Soul Callibur 2
-shampoo: Lush; Godiva
-board game: Does Dungeons and Dragons count?
-computer game: Neverwinter Nights.
-car/truck: VW Golf
-word: Moosicorn. Moose. Mouflon.
-month: September.
-cartoon character: my Gouche Monster
-scary movie: An American Haunting
-team: eh?
-possession: sketchbook. pens/pencils
. : This or that : .
-rock or rap: rock
-rock or pop: rock
-rock or r&b: rock
-rock or metal: rock
-rap or pop: pop
-rap or r&b: neither
-rap or metal: metal
-pop or r&b: pop
-pop or metal: depends on the band
-r&b or metal: metal
-linkin park or limp bizkit: Linkin Park
-tool or korn: haven't heard tool
-selena or jennifer lopez: Jennifer
-hot or cold: Cold
-winter or summer: Winter
-spring or fall: Fall
-shakira or britney: Shakira
-icp or eminem: earplugs.
-marilyn manson or rob zombie: lemme hear both, then i'll letcha know
-kittie or garbage: eh? i like kittens.. >_>
-mtv or vh1: vh1
-buffy or angel: ick on both.
-dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Those shows never deserved to air
-football or basketball: neither
-summer olympics or winter olympics: winter
-skiing or snowboarding: neither.
-rollerblading or skateboarding: fear of wheelies and not being able to stop...
-black or white: Black
-orange or red: Red (a warm red)
-yellow or green: green
-purple or pink: purple
-slipknot or mudvayne: need samples
-hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic
-inside or outside: outside. unless i'm drawing.
-cell phone or pager: cell phone. <3
-pen or pencil: for what?
-scooby doo or dino: Neither
-dragon ball z or pokemon: there was a time i'd have said BDZ. now i say Pokemon.
-star wars or star trek: NO! don't make me choose! T 0T
-tattoos or piercings: tattoos. piercings take too long to heal and make me grumpy.
-prep or punk: Punk
-slut or whore: Whore, at least they make money for doing what they do (amen, Mr TheaterofDreams)
. : private life : .
-do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: i have a harem. but they don't know about each other, really. does that make me a player?
-do you have a crush: yes indeedy. *turns pink*
-do you love anyone right now: i think i just might.
-how many hearts of have you broken: at least one or two. :(
-how many people broke your heart: several. usually my parents are somehow involved. T-T
-best quote to sum up love: ... *brain dies*
-do you have a picture of him/her: of my crush. yessim. >_< my honey?... no.
-please post it if you do: :p you can't make me
-you have a picture of yourself: yesh
-please post it if you do: the linkies hate me :(
. : would you ever : .
-bungee jump: no
-sky dive: yes
-swim with dolphins: yes
-scuba dive: yes
-go rock climbing: yes
-eat shit for $1,000,000: Highly unlikely
-turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Never
-steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: How low can you go? no.
-lie to the police: yes
-run from the police: nah.. they'd catch me in the end; nerds don't get away with crime. geeks, maybe. but not us nerds.
-lie to your parents: what about my childhood?
-walk up to a stranger and kiss them: that's a great way to get raped in the city. no.
-be an exotic dancer: only for a fetish bar...probably not.
-walk out of a restaurant without paying: never.
-streak: NAKED TIME!
. : your friends : .
-best friends: Phoebe. Abe. Ramon. Mike. Tex. (Cheesey Baby, we've drifted apart..)
-known longest: Phoebe (since the womb)
-Who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: no one. i'm irritable.
-craziest: define crazy? needs to seek help? Tex. does dumb shit? Abe or Mike. beyond random? Phoebe.
-loudest: Mike
-shyest: Abe. poor honey.
-best hair: Abe or Ramon. Though Abe's is softer, Ramon is Captain Floofy. <3
-best eyes: Ramon.
-best body: *blush* shh it's a secret.
-most athletic: Tex USED to be a jock. now it's... Cheese?
-hot tempered: Yours truly. hehe.
-most impatient: Mike.
-shortest: Phoebe.
-tallest: of the above listed? Mike or Cheese.
-talented: they're all very talented, in very different ways. Abe can fix cars, calm me down when I'm losing it, and can actually draw pretty well. Mike can cook and draw remarkably well. Phoebe can draw & paint, and is a Jeweler, she also sings and teaches kids. Ramon draws and is now a Lead at AMC and is an overall good guy with a strong moral compass. Tex... knows good shops..? and will see cool movies. she's there when you need her... well. she's not puctual, but she plans to be there. Keith is without fear, sometimes. Often, really.
-best singer: Phoebe
-skinniest: ...Tex? Keith.
-nicest: er.. Mike or Ramon. I don't have classically "nice" friends.
-best personality: if they didn't all have winning personalities, they wouldn't be my friends, now would they?
. : have you ever : .
-flashed someone: no
-told the person you liked how you felt: yeah. no good came of it.
-been to michigan: nope
-gone to jail or juvi: never
-skateboarded: nein.
-skinny dipped: yes.
-wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: hey, it gave me something to do..
-kicked someone's ass: yes
-pegged someone in the head with a snowball: semi-ice balls are halla better.
-broke a beer bottle: no
-gone on a road trip: several. love 'em
-been to a concert: Seattle Chamber Orchestra count?
-talked back to an adult: yes
-got pulled over: no
-got in a car accident: no
-broke a law: Jaywalking
-given money to a homeless person: yes
-tried to kill yourself: yes
-cried to get out of trouble: no..?
-kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
-kissed a brother or sister's friend: no
-dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it: Roomate is another word for garbage disposal.
. : opinions : .
-what do you think about pop music: overplayed and tedious.
-about boy bands: make my brain cry
-about suicide: it's weak and cowardly.
-about people who try to force their opinions on you: smile and nod and they'll go away soon enough.
-about abortion: often necessary.
-about rock/metal music: can be quite nice.
-where do you think you'll be in 10 years: hopefully living in CA, working as a professional in the Illustration field, with any luck.
-who do you think you'll still be friends within 5 years?: Phoebe. Abe. Keith. Mike. maybe Ramon.
. : the last : .
-thing you ate: leftovers. they were nasty.
-thing you drank: Monster Blue
-thing you wore: purple night gown.
-thing you got pierced/tattooed: it's a secret.
-person you saw: Abdul. <3
-person you talked to: Abdul
. : Now : .
-what are you eating: nothing
-what are you drinking: nothing
-what are you wearing: purple night gown.
-any shoes on: no
-hair: cute n fluffy with a hint of bed head.
-listening to: road noise outside
-talking to anyone: nope
-are you pissed i made this so long: I have nothing better to do
. : yes or no : .
-are you a vegetarian: no
-do you like cows: sure!
-are you a bitch: often.
-are you artistic: I make pretty pictures.
-do you write poetry: sometimes
-are you a fast runner: if you scare me enough.
-can you ski: nope
-are you british: no
-do you want to spear britney: Yes
-do the voices talk to you: no. they don't like me.
-did you ever give barbie a haircut: Skipper. when I was 5.
-would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: elfy hates hotdogs.
-do you think disney creators were on acid when they made alice in wonderland: Disney just made an adaptation of the trippy book. I thought it was great. :)
-are you straight: nope
-are you handicapped: no
-are you short: yup. extremely.
-are you tall: no
-do you own a hot pink shirt: no
-how about orange pants: yes. they're fuzzy.
-can you see the flying monkeys: you're a flying monkey.
-are you evil: neutral
-is britney a whore: not so far as I know
-are you a teenage zombie: braaaaaains. nope.
-am i annoying you: No
-Do u like Marylin Manson: never met him.
-are you secretly from another planet: Planet Elfy.
. : random questions : .
-if you could be any animal, what would you be: Chameleon. or a boid of some sort (constrictor). or a house cat.
-if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: pizza. maybe burritos. (different ingredients all the time!)
-do you remember any of your dreams: often I do. I used to keep a dream journal...
-do you dream in color or black and white: colour. I can read in my dreams, too.
-do you admit when you need help with a problem: it's tough, but I can, now.
-can people read you like a book: if they know me really well. (even if you've known me for years, you might not know elf)
-what's your biggest fear: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. And suffering leads to the Dark Side.... bugs crawling into my ear. getting HIV.
-do you talk a lot: if i'm really sleepy or a little tipsy.
-are you afraid of clowns: nah.
-do you like spiders: from afar
-how about grape kool-aid: ew..?
-can you drive: yes
-are you anti-social: Fear us. The Quiet Ones. ;)
-do you see dumb people: they're called tourists. they come from Suburbia.
-any last words: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee-dee, there they are, standing in a row...
-middle name: Elspeth
-nicknames: Elf, Elf Da
-gender: female
-birthday: 30th of May
-height: 5'2"
-hair color: varies. in the neighborhood of dirty blonde.
-eye color: green
--do you wear glasses or contacts: glasses
-do you have braces: No
-is your hair long or short: short, to me, but more medium
-where were you born: California
-current location: awesome ugly armchair
-zodiac sign: Gemini
-how many languages do you know: English, French, snippets of other languages.
-bad habits: being a bitch to people i love.
-piercings you have: 3- i'll show ya. two 8ga lobes, helix.
-piercings you want: Christina. eyebrow (again)
-tattoos you have: 3
-tattoos you want: "Jungle Elf" Orchid (yellow and fuschia). Moosicorn. R2D2.
-today's date: August 14th, 2006
-the time: 12:03 PM
-ready for a bunch more questions: sure why not?
. : family : .
-step-parent's names: n/a
-brother(s)'s name(s): n/a
-sister(s)'s name(s): Phoebe
-favorite grandparent: not sure. I'm wishing Papou had lived longer... seems like we're similar critters.
-worst relative: Nana or Aunt Eileen.
-do you get along with your parents: I wuv my mumsie and pappykins.
-does anyone in your family understand you? ehn. do we understand ourselves?
. : pets : .
-do you have any pets: yes
-what are their names: Minou, Allison.. Horatio.
-what kind of animals are they: cats and an apple plant.
. : school : .
-are you still in school: i will be, come September
-did you drop out: nein
-favorite grade: hm.. 10th grade was super social, but I did neat stuff in grade 11.
-least favorite grade: grade 5 or 6
-favorite teacher: Hmmm... in jr high; Mrs Harris. high school... maybe Mr Hedden. Mrs Saad before she retired.
-least favorite teacher: that substitute guy- Mr Seaman.
-favorite subjects: Botanical Illustration (SAFA)
-least favorite subject: Biology. The kids were stupid, and I already knew all the material.
-do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I used to bring it. still can. wanna make somethin' of it? huh? didn't think so. (i just scared myself)
-play any sports on the school's team: nein.
-are/were you popular: in my own Elfy way.
-favorite dance: dance..? didn't go to one of those after our 9th grade party. O! The one where I dances with Tristan Gardner. ^_^
-favorite memory: Seeing Jeremy waiting for me by my car as I went down the stairs to the parking lot. I'd been wearing a skirt and blouse for our concert, and had felt like a man in drag all day. When I saw Jeremy down there, I suddenly felt womanly and feminine, and happy. I plan to keep that memory for a long time.
-least favorite dance: when I was unhappy with Keith and he pressed his ear against one of the huge speaker to try to make himself deaf. I totally forgot why I was pissed, and was instantly sorry. i'm a pushover.
-least favorite memory: too many to count. Adolescence is filled with memories that make you want to laugh and cringe simultaneously.
-most humiliating moment: see above.
. : favorites : .
-number: 3 or 7 O! I like 5.
-clothing brand: i tend to get Lane Bryant garments. they fit.
-shoes: Birkenstocks! though my sneakers are Vans.
-saying: "Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist." and "There's got to be a pony around here, somewhere!"
-tv show: Comedy Central Presents. numerous others that are geek-related. like IRON CHEF!!! and Nature, Nova, and National Geographic. O! and Star Trek.. Law and Order!!! I'll shut up, now.
-sport: fencing
-vegetable: broccoli
-fruit: apples
-movie: Suicide Club
-magazine: Teddy Bear & Friends.
-actors: I don't have any
-actress: Don't have any
-candy: chocolate
-gum: any kind
-scent: jasmine or rose
-ice cream flavor: phish food.
-color: green
-season: fall. My colours.
-holiday: Winter holiday- long break with no school.
-rapper: n/a
-type of music: anything but rap. I love fiddling. secret: Elf is very keen on Punjabi MC.
-thing in your room: Olie the elephant. and my big brown bear who, Abe says, looks stoned.
-radio station: meh
-tv channel: none
-junk food: nachos
-overall food: Burritos
-store: Lush. Game Stop.
-shoe brand: Birkenstock
-fast food: Subway
-restaurant: Nick's Crispy Tacos (SF). Cedars of Lebanon (Seattle). "Not Dennys" (Wville)
-shape: crescent moon. amorphous.
-time of day: night or first thing in the morning.
-state: CA
-girls name: Hepzibah
-video game: Soul Callibur 2
-shampoo: Lush; Godiva
-board game: Does Dungeons and Dragons count?
-computer game: Neverwinter Nights.
-car/truck: VW Golf
-word: Moosicorn. Moose. Mouflon.
-month: September.
-cartoon character: my Gouche Monster
-scary movie: An American Haunting
-team: eh?
-possession: sketchbook. pens/pencils
. : This or that : .
-rock or rap: rock
-rock or pop: rock
-rock or r&b: rock
-rock or metal: rock
-rap or pop: pop
-rap or r&b: neither
-rap or metal: metal
-pop or r&b: pop
-pop or metal: depends on the band
-r&b or metal: metal
-linkin park or limp bizkit: Linkin Park
-tool or korn: haven't heard tool
-selena or jennifer lopez: Jennifer
-hot or cold: Cold
-winter or summer: Winter
-spring or fall: Fall
-shakira or britney: Shakira
-icp or eminem: earplugs.
-marilyn manson or rob zombie: lemme hear both, then i'll letcha know
-kittie or garbage: eh? i like kittens.. >_>
-mtv or vh1: vh1
-buffy or angel: ick on both.
-dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Those shows never deserved to air
-football or basketball: neither
-summer olympics or winter olympics: winter
-skiing or snowboarding: neither.
-rollerblading or skateboarding: fear of wheelies and not being able to stop...
-black or white: Black
-orange or red: Red (a warm red)
-yellow or green: green
-purple or pink: purple
-slipknot or mudvayne: need samples
-hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic
-inside or outside: outside. unless i'm drawing.
-cell phone or pager: cell phone. <3
-pen or pencil: for what?
-scooby doo or dino: Neither
-dragon ball z or pokemon: there was a time i'd have said BDZ. now i say Pokemon.
-star wars or star trek: NO! don't make me choose! T 0T
-tattoos or piercings: tattoos. piercings take too long to heal and make me grumpy.
-prep or punk: Punk
-slut or whore: Whore, at least they make money for doing what they do (amen, Mr TheaterofDreams)
. : private life : .
-do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: i have a harem. but they don't know about each other, really. does that make me a player?
-do you have a crush: yes indeedy. *turns pink*
-do you love anyone right now: i think i just might.
-how many hearts of have you broken: at least one or two. :(
-how many people broke your heart: several. usually my parents are somehow involved. T-T
-best quote to sum up love: ... *brain dies*
-do you have a picture of him/her: of my crush. yessim. >_< my honey?... no.
-please post it if you do: :p you can't make me
-you have a picture of yourself: yesh
-please post it if you do: the linkies hate me :(
. : would you ever : .
-bungee jump: no
-sky dive: yes
-swim with dolphins: yes
-scuba dive: yes
-go rock climbing: yes
-eat shit for $1,000,000: Highly unlikely
-turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Never
-steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: How low can you go? no.
-lie to the police: yes
-run from the police: nah.. they'd catch me in the end; nerds don't get away with crime. geeks, maybe. but not us nerds.
-lie to your parents: what about my childhood?
-walk up to a stranger and kiss them: that's a great way to get raped in the city. no.
-be an exotic dancer: only for a fetish bar...probably not.
-walk out of a restaurant without paying: never.
-streak: NAKED TIME!
. : your friends : .
-best friends: Phoebe. Abe. Ramon. Mike. Tex. (Cheesey Baby, we've drifted apart..)
-known longest: Phoebe (since the womb)
-Who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: no one. i'm irritable.
-craziest: define crazy? needs to seek help? Tex. does dumb shit? Abe or Mike. beyond random? Phoebe.
-loudest: Mike
-shyest: Abe. poor honey.
-best hair: Abe or Ramon. Though Abe's is softer, Ramon is Captain Floofy. <3
-best eyes: Ramon.
-best body: *blush* shh it's a secret.
-most athletic: Tex USED to be a jock. now it's... Cheese?
-hot tempered: Yours truly. hehe.
-most impatient: Mike.
-shortest: Phoebe.
-tallest: of the above listed? Mike or Cheese.
-talented: they're all very talented, in very different ways. Abe can fix cars, calm me down when I'm losing it, and can actually draw pretty well. Mike can cook and draw remarkably well. Phoebe can draw & paint, and is a Jeweler, she also sings and teaches kids. Ramon draws and is now a Lead at AMC and is an overall good guy with a strong moral compass. Tex... knows good shops..? and will see cool movies. she's there when you need her... well. she's not puctual, but she plans to be there. Keith is without fear, sometimes. Often, really.
-best singer: Phoebe
-skinniest: ...Tex? Keith.
-nicest: er.. Mike or Ramon. I don't have classically "nice" friends.
-best personality: if they didn't all have winning personalities, they wouldn't be my friends, now would they?
. : have you ever : .
-flashed someone: no
-told the person you liked how you felt: yeah. no good came of it.
-been to michigan: nope
-gone to jail or juvi: never
-skateboarded: nein.
-skinny dipped: yes.
-wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: hey, it gave me something to do..
-kicked someone's ass: yes
-pegged someone in the head with a snowball: semi-ice balls are halla better.
-broke a beer bottle: no
-gone on a road trip: several. love 'em
-been to a concert: Seattle Chamber Orchestra count?
-talked back to an adult: yes
-got pulled over: no
-got in a car accident: no
-broke a law: Jaywalking
-given money to a homeless person: yes
-tried to kill yourself: yes
-cried to get out of trouble: no..?
-kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
-kissed a brother or sister's friend: no
-dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it: Roomate is another word for garbage disposal.
. : opinions : .
-what do you think about pop music: overplayed and tedious.
-about boy bands: make my brain cry
-about suicide: it's weak and cowardly.
-about people who try to force their opinions on you: smile and nod and they'll go away soon enough.
-about abortion: often necessary.
-about rock/metal music: can be quite nice.
-where do you think you'll be in 10 years: hopefully living in CA, working as a professional in the Illustration field, with any luck.
-who do you think you'll still be friends within 5 years?: Phoebe. Abe. Keith. Mike. maybe Ramon.
. : the last : .
-thing you ate: leftovers. they were nasty.
-thing you drank: Monster Blue
-thing you wore: purple night gown.
-thing you got pierced/tattooed: it's a secret.
-person you saw: Abdul. <3
-person you talked to: Abdul
. : Now : .
-what are you eating: nothing
-what are you drinking: nothing
-what are you wearing: purple night gown.
-any shoes on: no
-hair: cute n fluffy with a hint of bed head.
-listening to: road noise outside
-talking to anyone: nope
-are you pissed i made this so long: I have nothing better to do
. : yes or no : .
-are you a vegetarian: no
-do you like cows: sure!
-are you a bitch: often.
-are you artistic: I make pretty pictures.
-do you write poetry: sometimes
-are you a fast runner: if you scare me enough.
-can you ski: nope
-are you british: no
-do you want to spear britney: Yes
-do the voices talk to you: no. they don't like me.
-did you ever give barbie a haircut: Skipper. when I was 5.
-would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: elfy hates hotdogs.
-do you think disney creators were on acid when they made alice in wonderland: Disney just made an adaptation of the trippy book. I thought it was great. :)
-are you straight: nope
-are you handicapped: no
-are you short: yup. extremely.
-are you tall: no
-do you own a hot pink shirt: no
-how about orange pants: yes. they're fuzzy.
-can you see the flying monkeys: you're a flying monkey.
-are you evil: neutral
-is britney a whore: not so far as I know
-are you a teenage zombie: braaaaaains. nope.
-am i annoying you: No
-Do u like Marylin Manson: never met him.
-are you secretly from another planet: Planet Elfy.
. : random questions : .
-if you could be any animal, what would you be: Chameleon. or a boid of some sort (constrictor). or a house cat.
-if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: pizza. maybe burritos. (different ingredients all the time!)
-do you remember any of your dreams: often I do. I used to keep a dream journal...
-do you dream in color or black and white: colour. I can read in my dreams, too.
-do you admit when you need help with a problem: it's tough, but I can, now.
-can people read you like a book: if they know me really well. (even if you've known me for years, you might not know elf)
-what's your biggest fear: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. And suffering leads to the Dark Side.... bugs crawling into my ear. getting HIV.
-do you talk a lot: if i'm really sleepy or a little tipsy.
-are you afraid of clowns: nah.
-do you like spiders: from afar
-how about grape kool-aid: ew..?
-can you drive: yes
-are you anti-social: Fear us. The Quiet Ones. ;)
-do you see dumb people: they're called tourists. they come from Suburbia.
-any last words: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee-dee, there they are, standing in a row...