Thank you Forum
I've had a rough evening.
bad news about relations... I'll post in detail later...
but I found something to bolster my spirits.
Emo Kid Jokes.
Q:Why did the emo kid read Chicken Soup For The Soul?
A:To memorize lyrics.
Q:Why do emo girls like big dicks?
A:Cuz they write them stupid songs.
Q:Why can't emo kids sing?
A:You'd have trouble too if you had all those balls in your mouth.
Q:Why don't emo kids laugh?
A:Cuz then the balls would fall out.
Q:what do you get when you combine an emo kid and a riot grrrl?
A:an issue of cosmopolitan
Q:What did the emo kid name his penis?
A:It's a trick question.
Q:Why did the emo kid have sex with a juice box?
A:Somebody said "Get off my kool-aid"
Q:Why can't the National Guard attack emo kids?
A:They're impervious to tear gas.
Q:What do you get when you combine a metal kid and an emo kid?
A:I dunno, but it's wearing a spiked scarf.
Q:What do you get when you combine a homophobe and an emo kid?
A:A suicide.
Q:What do you get when you combine a hippie and an emo kid?
A:A dickless hippie.
(above are from Forum user z0l0pht)
How do you get an emo kid out of the bathroom? {With a Stretcher}
Best way to steal an emo kid's lunch money? {You ask for it}
This kinda got me thinking of old punk jokes
How do you get a gutter punk out of the bath tub? {Turn the water on}
How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
{Four. One to stand on a chair and cahnge the light buld. One to kick the chair out form under him. One to day "that's fuckin' punk rock man!" And one to say "Shut the fuck up MIKE!"}
How can you tell a gutter punk is on the rag? {She's only weiring one sock}
(above are from Forum user Narciss767)
i would post an emo joke .... but im just so depressed
-Kirtan
Q: how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none. they all just sit in the dark and cry.
-geffin
-kid asks the emo kid in line at disney line "can I cut you?"... he answers "I already cut myself"
-how do you get an emo kid down from the tree? You cut the rope.
(both from Forum user Emu)
bad news about relations... I'll post in detail later...
but I found something to bolster my spirits.
Emo Kid Jokes.
Q:Why did the emo kid read Chicken Soup For The Soul?
A:To memorize lyrics.
Q:Why do emo girls like big dicks?
A:Cuz they write them stupid songs.
Q:Why can't emo kids sing?
A:You'd have trouble too if you had all those balls in your mouth.
Q:Why don't emo kids laugh?
A:Cuz then the balls would fall out.
Q:what do you get when you combine an emo kid and a riot grrrl?
A:an issue of cosmopolitan
Q:What did the emo kid name his penis?
A:It's a trick question.
Q:Why did the emo kid have sex with a juice box?
A:Somebody said "Get off my kool-aid"
Q:Why can't the National Guard attack emo kids?
A:They're impervious to tear gas.
Q:What do you get when you combine a metal kid and an emo kid?
A:I dunno, but it's wearing a spiked scarf.
Q:What do you get when you combine a homophobe and an emo kid?
A:A suicide.
Q:What do you get when you combine a hippie and an emo kid?
A:A dickless hippie.
(above are from Forum user z0l0pht)
How do you get an emo kid out of the bathroom? {With a Stretcher}
Best way to steal an emo kid's lunch money? {You ask for it}
This kinda got me thinking of old punk jokes
How do you get a gutter punk out of the bath tub? {Turn the water on}
How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
{Four. One to stand on a chair and cahnge the light buld. One to kick the chair out form under him. One to day "that's fuckin' punk rock man!" And one to say "Shut the fuck up MIKE!"}
How can you tell a gutter punk is on the rag? {She's only weiring one sock}
(above are from Forum user Narciss767)
i would post an emo joke .... but im just so depressed
-Kirtan
Q: how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none. they all just sit in the dark and cry.
-geffin
-kid asks the emo kid in line at disney line "can I cut you?"... he answers "I already cut myself"
-how do you get an emo kid down from the tree? You cut the rope.
(both from Forum user Emu)