´Cause we belong together like Bop-booba-loo-ba, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang
*dramatic tune*
I´m baaack *risa super ivol*
Esto no se acaba people, creo que es interminable y que estáis condenados a aguantar los picspames of doom por el resto de vuestros dias so...go y desfriendlizarme antes de que sea demasiado tarde.
O podéis ver la serie y entonces comprender mi empeño por hacer esto. Puede que aún así no lo comprendáis demasiado, pero seguro que apreciais la awesomidad de la serie anyway.
Shot up, no soy objetiva pero tengo muy claro lo que es guay y la serie lo es.
La OTP too, yes. Shot up again, you know they were!
(ahora en serio, cada vez queda menos para que respiréis en paz ^^)
Part I here
Part II here
-Jackie: Wow
-Hyde: Yeah, I´m a good kisser
-Jackie: Mmm-mm
-Hyde: Here´s your gum back
Yay!
I went a little bit crazy with this scene because it´s sooo made of win. I love these guys, really.
LOL at Eric, Fez, Kelso and Donna squeeing, jumping, kissing and huging each other like crazy fangirls:D
-Jackie: You know, I wish someone would rub lotion on my shoulders. Think they're getting a little red.
-Hyde: Yeah, you should be careful. Looks like you're starting to scab.
-Kelso: Oh, that's a burn about a burn, that's a second-degree burn!!
Fez: Toe ring!!
-Jackie: Oh, Fez you like? (Looks at Hyde) Yeah, got a toe ring.
-Fez: On the little piggy that went to the market...
-Jackie: Steven what do you think?
-Hyde: (thinking) Can´t.resist.toe ring!
-Hyde: Whatever..
-Jackie: Well, you know I have all sorts of things now that I didn't have when we were going out. Toe ring, tan lines...a tattoo.
-Hyde: You don't have a tattoo, you're bluffing... You have a tattoo?
Jackie: Well, we're not going out, so I guess you'll never know. Ugh, this bra is so uncomfortable. You know, I think I'm gonna stop wearing them all together. See ya!
-Kelso: Look at you watching her, you love her man.
-Kelso: (Impersonating Hyde) Oh baby, I love you so much
(He and Fez lean toward each other and start kissing the air.)
-Kelso: (Laughs) Were you doing Jackie?
-Fez: (Guiltily) Yes, yes.
LOL, I love the random, not-so-subtle allusions at how Fez was totally in love with Kelso :P
-Hyde: Why am I even thinking about her? Man, she's like Tahiti. It's warm and it's beautiful and you wanna go there, but when you do...you get bit by a mosquito, you get Malaria and you're sick for the rest of your life.
-Kelso: Well she's obviously not over you either; I mean she's practically putting on a show to get your attention.
-Kelso: Jackie, it really bugs me that you and Hyde aren't back together. So, as the man who used to pleasure you endlessly, I feel it is my obligation to step in and fix this, cause when I'm a cop I'm gonna have to deal with domestic cases like this all the time.
-Donna: And the good news is...he'll have guns!
-Kelso: Yeah, this is gonna be a piece of cake. You know, they should have put me in charge of Vietnam. I would have had those people making out in a week.
I love this guy, I really do.
Kelso: Look Hyde, I know you don't wanna tell Jackie that you're sorry, but...come on, there's gotta some things that you did, that you wish you hadn't done. Like that time that you told me to eat that stuff, and I didn't know what it was, and then you licked your lips, and you rubbed you stomach, and you were like 'Mmm it's really good Kelso'...and then I ate it and then I wished I hadn't done that.
-Hyde: Yeah, well, maybe with Jackie I was...sort of impetuous and maybe a little rash.
-Kelso: Now see, that's something that Jackie oughta know.
-Kelso: Hyde says that he was sort of infectious and he has a rash.
-Jackie: What?
-Kelso: I'm just telling you what he said.
-Jackie: Alright, look Michael, Steven's the one who messed up the relationship. He thought you and I were together but he was just wrong. He fabricated the whole mess.
-Kelso: Well, somebody ought to make that clear.
-Kelso: Jackie wants you to know that there was a mess 'cause she was wearing the wrong fabric.
-Hyde: That can't be what she said
-Kelso: It's word for word man.
-Hyde: Kelso, would you get outta here?
-Kelso: Wha- I'm helping!
-Hyde: You're making me wanna kick your ass!
-Kelso: That better be the rash talking!
-Kelso: Y'know Fez, this whole thing with Hyde and Jackie is stupid. I mean they both wanna be together, and they would in a second if they just thought that other one had said I'm sorry. (Jumps up) Eureka Fez, Eureka!!!
-Fez: I'm one step ahead of you, my friend!
-Kelso: Yeah I'll just lie to both of them, and tell them the other one said I'm sorry!
-Fez: Oh, I though we were going to pan for gold.
-Kelso: Okay here we go, lets make up.
-Jackie: Alright, look Steven I heard what you said.
-Hyde: Yeah I heard what you... wait a minute, you heard what I said?
-Jackie: Yeah, Michael told me. And just so you know I'm sorry too.
-Hyde: Too? No, you're not sorry too, you're sorry one, I'm sorry too!
-Jackie: Wait, what, no Michael said that-
-Hyde: Yeah he said that-
(They both turn to look at Kelso)
-Kelso: Whoa! I did my work, you two gotta clean this mess up yourselves!
-Hyde: So nothing's changed then?
-Jackie: Guess not.
-Hyde: Forget this
-Jackie: Fine.
(They begin to walk off but Kelso grabs them)
-Kelso: Okay enough. Look, you guys, who cares who apologised first? Look, Jackie obviously wants to be with you, and you're here which means that you wanna be with her. And I don't blame you cause with that rash you ain't got a whole lotta choices!
-Jackie: Alright, look Steven do you wanna be with me?
(Hyde shrugs)
-Jackie: No, no a shrugs not gonna cut it! Steven, I need you to say something. Alright look, I'll even go first. Steven, I wanna be with you. And you...
-Hyde: I... Can you hang on a second?
(Hyde turns around to look at Kelso)
-Hyde: Would you get outta here? (Punches him in the arm.)
-Kelso: God, if you want me to leave, all you have to do is say "please"!
-Hyde: Fine, please! (Punches him harder.)
-Kelso: Ow! That's better.
-Hyde: Jackie I do wanna be with you.
-Jackie: Because you love...
-Hyde: Don't push it.
-Jackie: Okay
Aaaawwwww! Pretty couples like this one shouldn´t be allowed to break up. Really, they should be together forever, being pretty and cute, bitching around and bickering at each other till the end of their lives, because that´s the way they like it.
-Jackie: Steven, I am so glad we're back together. I thought I'd lost my little Puddin' Pop forever.
-Hyde: Wanna hear something sick? I actually missed you calling me Puddin' Pop.
Jackie: Well, I'm just surprised Eric was able to lift the toaster.
Aaaawwww, look at how he laughs when she burns Eric... Really, I love Eric and Jackie relationship, and I love how, everytime she is mean with Eric, Hyde genuinely enjoys it ^^
-Jackie: Okay Steven, I think I figured out a way to end this situation where everybody wins. Now, listen to this question carefully. Is there anyone you said was hot - like Brooke, who you really don't think is hot...like Brooke?
-Hyde: Well, I could lie and say yes.
-Jackie: Then do it! I don't care if you don't mean it, it's the words that count.
-Hyde: Jackie, I'm not gonna lie.
-Jackie: Fine. Then you know what, I don't know how to fix this.
-Kitty: (singing and whispering) Pick your battles..
-Jackie: Fine. Steven, I don't care if you think she's hot, because that's how you really feel.
-Hyde: Thank you.
-Jackie: Hey, Steven...will you go to the drug store and get me a Vogue magazine?
-Hyde: But I just... (He looks down at his ice-cream) It's gonna melt.
(Jackie looks at him, pouting.)
-Hyde: Crap!
-Jackie: Oh, Steven you´re sensitive to this because your father ditched you, too...That is so foxy.
-Hyde: Hey, why don’t we go down to my room, tell you about the time my mom got so loaded on mouthwash, she lost our rent money at the track.
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-Jackie: You guys, I've got some terrible news. I've just been kicked off the cheerleading squad.
(Hyde/Donna/Eric together:)
-Donna: Oh no!
-Eric: Oh my gentle Jesus!
-Hyde: Why, why?!
LOL, I love them.
-Jackie: Well I need to get back on that squad. They might be a bunch of pom-pom waving bitches, but they're all I know. Steven, you've gotta take me to the Christmas Eve dance tomorrow night.
-Hyde: Uh...no. I can either dance with you, or spend Christmas Eve with you. Cannot do a combo.
-Jackie: Steven, they will never take me back if I don't show up all proud. If you could just see...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: that this is something that's...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: really important to me then...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: you'd understand that as my boyfriend...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: you should go
-Hyde: No!
-Jackie: Fine!
Jackie: (makes a pouty face) Please...
-Hyde: Fine.
-Jackie: Okay
(they kiss)
-Eric/Donna/Kelso/Fez: Aaaaaaawww
-Jackie: Steven, for the Christmas Eve dance...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: What do you think about this tie...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: Maybe this jacket...
-Hyde: No
-Jackie: How about a blazer?
-Hyde: No!
-Jackie: Fine!
-Jackie: Bolo?
-Hyde: Fine.
Jackie: Okay
(she kisses him and leaves)
See? That´s one of the reasons why I love this couple so much. Hyde didn´t let Jackie to boss him around; he put her feet on the ground and she had to actually get things done by herself....and when that didn´t work, she had a whole bag of tricks to use on him, which is better than just yell and give orders like she did when she was with Kelso. Plus, this is way cuter ^^
-Jackie: Okay, here comes Julie, the head cheerleader. Now, Steven make me look good.
-Julie: Hello Jackie.
-Jackie: Hello Julie. This is my boyfriend, Steven J. Hyde the third.
-Hyde: First two are in jail.
(Jackie giggles almost manically)
-Jackie: He pretends to be poor! Isn't that funny!?
-Jackie: Okay, well, if it makes you feel any better, I get to keep the uniform.
-Hyde: (Smiles.) Yeah, that helps.
-Jackie: Yeah
Jackie: So...maybe a good way to break the ice would be for everyone to tell a few things about themselves..I´ll go first. I like make up an diets...and Steven here, likes black things and throwing stuff at glass.
-Hyde: Hey Jackie, I suspect Kelso hasn´t told Brooke that he burned down the police academy.
-Jackie: Ah! Interesting...uhm..I suspect you´re right, Steven.
Ok, that´s a pretty random scene, but I find kinda cute that Hyde jokes around with Jackie like she was one of his buddies.
-Jackie: Fez, what do you think?
-Fez: Uhmm..I think..I smell cookies.
-Donna: Look, all I know is you guys are gonna buy whatever wedding present we tell you, and none of this all-going-in-on-one-gift crap.
-Hyde: Hey, hey, shut it, huh? No talk about weddings. Jackie's on her way over.
-Eric: She's not here now.
-Hyde: She doesn't have to hear the word "wedding." She can sense that it was said.
-Eric: Donna, I think all this stuff is too ordinary for us, you know? Let's get something bejeweled.
-Donna: Who are you, Liberace?
-Eric: Yes. I'm Liberace.
-Donna: Eric, this wedding is…
-Jackie: (coming in) Hey, guys. What's up?
-Hyde: (storming to her) Oh, hey. We were just talking about...slutty cheerleaders in other schools.
-Jackie: You never want to talk about that!
-Hyde: Well, I've finally come around, darling.
-Jackie: Aaw- Oh! Are those wedding gift catalogues?
-Hyde: Damnit.
-Jackie: For our wedding, Steven and I…
-Hyde: Jackie, no.
-Jackie: Steven, we have to…
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: A good bride and groom…
-Hyde: That's it, you're done (he picks her up, shoves her outside and closes the door)
-Donna: Now, why didn't someone do that five years ago?
-Hyde: She used to bite
-Jackie: Hey, guys, where's Donna? I found this place that etches your silhouette on your china. Oh, we are so doing that when we get married! Steven, people can eat right off my face!
-Fez: Then guess who's coming to dinner.
-Hyde: Jackie, you're driving me insane. Look, I want you to make me a promise. You will not talk about weddings or anything wedding-related in or around the United States.
-Jackie: Fine, I won't talk about weddings or anything wedding-related in or around the Continental United States.
-Hyde: Not the Continental United States. We're talking Hawaii and Alaska, too.
-Jackie: Fine, but if we're ever in Canada, I am going nuts!
-Fenton: So today we'll be looking at crystal. You see how all the different colors intermingle without any judgment? Hmm, see that?
-Jackie: Yeah, okay, move over, Tony Randall. I'm in charge. Today we'll be looking at china.
-Fenton: (to Eric)I see you let the Redhead go. I can't say I'm an expert on women, but I think you traded up.
-Jackie: Okay, I will lay out four possible choices. You will then choose your favorite, I will disregard that...and choose the correct one.
-Eric: So what will I be doing?
-Jackie: Oh, you will be holding my purse and eating candy.
-Eric: All right!
-Jackie: Here, make the sugar daddy last.
-Fenton: Oh, if only someone had given me that advice four years ago.
-Jackie: See, Eric, this is the perfect tux for you. It makes you look like you actually have shoulders.
-Eric: You know, I do look like I have shoulders. Mm-hmm. Why are you wearing a wedding dress?
-Jackie: Oh, I do this every week.
-Donna: What the hell?! I cannot believe what I'm seeing.
-Eric: I know! Look, shoulders!
Loooove them!
Ok, moving on...
-Jackie: Okay, Steven, I know I promised I wouldn't do any wedding stuff, and I know you're probably really mad, so just...go ahead and yell.
-Hyde: You're beautiful.
I didn´t put text in that one because I think it´s funnier (and cuute!) if you just look at them :D
-Jackie: Okay, look, I know.. I know that Bob might not be the the smoothest or the classiest guy you've ever dated, but I've learned that doesn't mean he's a bad person.
-Pam: Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have sent you to public school.
-Jackie: Mom, if you keep thinking this way, you'll always be running from one place to another looking for something better instead of just being happy with what you have.
Ok, I know this is not a Hyde/Jackie scene, but I wanted to post this because even if she´s not talking about Hyde, it shows how much she changed since she was with him. I love how she was always saying she wanted to marry a rich, classy man, and instead of that she fell in love with the opposite of that, and she was happy with him. Idk, I like that a lot.
Now some random scenes ^^
-Hyde: You think maybe we're getting too old for this kind of thing?
-Kelso: You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life.
-Jackie: Steven, this is a horrible stunt. You're gonna get hurt.
-Hyde: No, no, I'm driving the car. Kelso will be in the canoe.
-Jackie: Oh! Okay, have fun!
-Jackie: Hey, Steven, I took out all the $1 bills from your wallet, so now you have nothing to tip the strippers with.
-Hyde: All I have left is this $20? Jeez, I'll never be able to get change for this.
Look at how he puts his hand in her butt! askjhfasfhlasafls!
-Jackie: I'm gonna make him pay for this. I'm not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.
-Hyde: I can vouch for that.
-Fez: Jackie, don´t push!
-Jackie: You don´t push!
-Hyde: Hey, hey. Hey! Knock it off before Fez gets hurt.
-Jackie: Oh, Steven, I heard what happened.
-Hyde: And you brought me flowers?
-Jackie: No, these are for me!
Jackie: My boyfriend fell off the water tower!
TO BE CONTINUED (the next will probably be the last one ^^)
And thank you soooo much to all the people who commented in the two last instalments. You make my love for these two even bigger!
I've spent a lot of time cleaning these caps, so PLEASE don't use them without giving credit :)
I´m baaack *risa super ivol*
Esto no se acaba people, creo que es interminable y que estáis condenados a aguantar los picspames of doom por el resto de vuestros dias so...go y desfriendlizarme antes de que sea demasiado tarde.
O podéis ver la serie y entonces comprender mi empeño por hacer esto. Puede que aún así no lo comprendáis demasiado, pero seguro que apreciais la awesomidad de la serie anyway.
Shot up, no soy objetiva pero tengo muy claro lo que es guay y la serie lo es.
La OTP too, yes. Shot up again, you know they were!
(ahora en serio, cada vez queda menos para que respiréis en paz ^^)
Part I here
Part II here
-Jackie: Wow
-Hyde: Yeah, I´m a good kisser
-Jackie: Mmm-mm
-Hyde: Here´s your gum back
Yay!
I went a little bit crazy with this scene because it´s sooo made of win. I love these guys, really.
LOL at Eric, Fez, Kelso and Donna squeeing, jumping, kissing and huging each other like crazy fangirls:D
-Jackie: You know, I wish someone would rub lotion on my shoulders. Think they're getting a little red.
-Hyde: Yeah, you should be careful. Looks like you're starting to scab.
-Kelso: Oh, that's a burn about a burn, that's a second-degree burn!!
Fez: Toe ring!!
-Jackie: Oh, Fez you like? (Looks at Hyde) Yeah, got a toe ring.
-Fez: On the little piggy that went to the market...
-Jackie: Steven what do you think?
-Hyde: (thinking) Can´t.resist.toe ring!
-Hyde: Whatever..
-Jackie: Well, you know I have all sorts of things now that I didn't have when we were going out. Toe ring, tan lines...a tattoo.
-Hyde: You don't have a tattoo, you're bluffing... You have a tattoo?
Jackie: Well, we're not going out, so I guess you'll never know. Ugh, this bra is so uncomfortable. You know, I think I'm gonna stop wearing them all together. See ya!
-Kelso: Look at you watching her, you love her man.
-Kelso: (Impersonating Hyde) Oh baby, I love you so much
(He and Fez lean toward each other and start kissing the air.)
-Kelso: (Laughs) Were you doing Jackie?
-Fez: (Guiltily) Yes, yes.
LOL, I love the random, not-so-subtle allusions at how Fez was totally in love with Kelso :P
-Hyde: Why am I even thinking about her? Man, she's like Tahiti. It's warm and it's beautiful and you wanna go there, but when you do...you get bit by a mosquito, you get Malaria and you're sick for the rest of your life.
-Kelso: Well she's obviously not over you either; I mean she's practically putting on a show to get your attention.
-Kelso: Jackie, it really bugs me that you and Hyde aren't back together. So, as the man who used to pleasure you endlessly, I feel it is my obligation to step in and fix this, cause when I'm a cop I'm gonna have to deal with domestic cases like this all the time.
-Donna: And the good news is...he'll have guns!
-Kelso: Yeah, this is gonna be a piece of cake. You know, they should have put me in charge of Vietnam. I would have had those people making out in a week.
I love this guy, I really do.
Kelso: Look Hyde, I know you don't wanna tell Jackie that you're sorry, but...come on, there's gotta some things that you did, that you wish you hadn't done. Like that time that you told me to eat that stuff, and I didn't know what it was, and then you licked your lips, and you rubbed you stomach, and you were like 'Mmm it's really good Kelso'...and then I ate it and then I wished I hadn't done that.
-Hyde: Yeah, well, maybe with Jackie I was...sort of impetuous and maybe a little rash.
-Kelso: Now see, that's something that Jackie oughta know.
-Kelso: Hyde says that he was sort of infectious and he has a rash.
-Jackie: What?
-Kelso: I'm just telling you what he said.
-Jackie: Alright, look Michael, Steven's the one who messed up the relationship. He thought you and I were together but he was just wrong. He fabricated the whole mess.
-Kelso: Well, somebody ought to make that clear.
-Kelso: Jackie wants you to know that there was a mess 'cause she was wearing the wrong fabric.
-Hyde: That can't be what she said
-Kelso: It's word for word man.
-Hyde: Kelso, would you get outta here?
-Kelso: Wha- I'm helping!
-Hyde: You're making me wanna kick your ass!
-Kelso: That better be the rash talking!
-Kelso: Y'know Fez, this whole thing with Hyde and Jackie is stupid. I mean they both wanna be together, and they would in a second if they just thought that other one had said I'm sorry. (Jumps up) Eureka Fez, Eureka!!!
-Fez: I'm one step ahead of you, my friend!
-Kelso: Yeah I'll just lie to both of them, and tell them the other one said I'm sorry!
-Fez: Oh, I though we were going to pan for gold.
-Kelso: Okay here we go, lets make up.
-Jackie: Alright, look Steven I heard what you said.
-Hyde: Yeah I heard what you... wait a minute, you heard what I said?
-Jackie: Yeah, Michael told me. And just so you know I'm sorry too.
-Hyde: Too? No, you're not sorry too, you're sorry one, I'm sorry too!
-Jackie: Wait, what, no Michael said that-
-Hyde: Yeah he said that-
(They both turn to look at Kelso)
-Kelso: Whoa! I did my work, you two gotta clean this mess up yourselves!
-Hyde: So nothing's changed then?
-Jackie: Guess not.
-Hyde: Forget this
-Jackie: Fine.
(They begin to walk off but Kelso grabs them)
-Kelso: Okay enough. Look, you guys, who cares who apologised first? Look, Jackie obviously wants to be with you, and you're here which means that you wanna be with her. And I don't blame you cause with that rash you ain't got a whole lotta choices!
-Jackie: Alright, look Steven do you wanna be with me?
(Hyde shrugs)
-Jackie: No, no a shrugs not gonna cut it! Steven, I need you to say something. Alright look, I'll even go first. Steven, I wanna be with you. And you...
-Hyde: I... Can you hang on a second?
(Hyde turns around to look at Kelso)
-Hyde: Would you get outta here? (Punches him in the arm.)
-Kelso: God, if you want me to leave, all you have to do is say "please"!
-Hyde: Fine, please! (Punches him harder.)
-Kelso: Ow! That's better.
-Hyde: Jackie I do wanna be with you.
-Jackie: Because you love...
-Hyde: Don't push it.
-Jackie: Okay
Aaaawwwww! Pretty couples like this one shouldn´t be allowed to break up. Really, they should be together forever, being pretty and cute, bitching around and bickering at each other till the end of their lives, because that´s the way they like it.
-Jackie: Steven, I am so glad we're back together. I thought I'd lost my little Puddin' Pop forever.
-Hyde: Wanna hear something sick? I actually missed you calling me Puddin' Pop.
Jackie: Well, I'm just surprised Eric was able to lift the toaster.
Aaaawwww, look at how he laughs when she burns Eric... Really, I love Eric and Jackie relationship, and I love how, everytime she is mean with Eric, Hyde genuinely enjoys it ^^
-Jackie: Okay Steven, I think I figured out a way to end this situation where everybody wins. Now, listen to this question carefully. Is there anyone you said was hot - like Brooke, who you really don't think is hot...like Brooke?
-Hyde: Well, I could lie and say yes.
-Jackie: Then do it! I don't care if you don't mean it, it's the words that count.
-Hyde: Jackie, I'm not gonna lie.
-Jackie: Fine. Then you know what, I don't know how to fix this.
-Kitty: (singing and whispering) Pick your battles..
-Jackie: Fine. Steven, I don't care if you think she's hot, because that's how you really feel.
-Hyde: Thank you.
-Jackie: Hey, Steven...will you go to the drug store and get me a Vogue magazine?
-Hyde: But I just... (He looks down at his ice-cream) It's gonna melt.
(Jackie looks at him, pouting.)
-Hyde: Crap!
-Jackie: Oh, Steven you´re sensitive to this because your father ditched you, too...That is so foxy.
-Hyde: Hey, why don’t we go down to my room, tell you about the time my mom got so loaded on mouthwash, she lost our rent money at the track.
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-Jackie: You guys, I've got some terrible news. I've just been kicked off the cheerleading squad.
(Hyde/Donna/Eric together:)
-Donna: Oh no!
-Eric: Oh my gentle Jesus!
-Hyde: Why, why?!
LOL, I love them.
-Jackie: Well I need to get back on that squad. They might be a bunch of pom-pom waving bitches, but they're all I know. Steven, you've gotta take me to the Christmas Eve dance tomorrow night.
-Hyde: Uh...no. I can either dance with you, or spend Christmas Eve with you. Cannot do a combo.
-Jackie: Steven, they will never take me back if I don't show up all proud. If you could just see...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: that this is something that's...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: really important to me then...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: you'd understand that as my boyfriend...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: you should go
-Hyde: No!
-Jackie: Fine!
Jackie: (makes a pouty face) Please...
-Hyde: Fine.
-Jackie: Okay
(they kiss)
-Eric/Donna/Kelso/Fez: Aaaaaaawww
-Jackie: Steven, for the Christmas Eve dance...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: What do you think about this tie...
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: Maybe this jacket...
-Hyde: No
-Jackie: How about a blazer?
-Hyde: No!
-Jackie: Fine!
-Jackie: Bolo?
-Hyde: Fine.
Jackie: Okay
(she kisses him and leaves)
See? That´s one of the reasons why I love this couple so much. Hyde didn´t let Jackie to boss him around; he put her feet on the ground and she had to actually get things done by herself....and when that didn´t work, she had a whole bag of tricks to use on him, which is better than just yell and give orders like she did when she was with Kelso. Plus, this is way cuter ^^
-Jackie: Okay, here comes Julie, the head cheerleader. Now, Steven make me look good.
-Julie: Hello Jackie.
-Jackie: Hello Julie. This is my boyfriend, Steven J. Hyde the third.
-Hyde: First two are in jail.
(Jackie giggles almost manically)
-Jackie: He pretends to be poor! Isn't that funny!?
-Jackie: Okay, well, if it makes you feel any better, I get to keep the uniform.
-Hyde: (Smiles.) Yeah, that helps.
-Jackie: Yeah
Jackie: So...maybe a good way to break the ice would be for everyone to tell a few things about themselves..I´ll go first. I like make up an diets...and Steven here, likes black things and throwing stuff at glass.
-Hyde: Hey Jackie, I suspect Kelso hasn´t told Brooke that he burned down the police academy.
-Jackie: Ah! Interesting...uhm..I suspect you´re right, Steven.
Ok, that´s a pretty random scene, but I find kinda cute that Hyde jokes around with Jackie like she was one of his buddies.
-Jackie: Fez, what do you think?
-Fez: Uhmm..I think..I smell cookies.
-Donna: Look, all I know is you guys are gonna buy whatever wedding present we tell you, and none of this all-going-in-on-one-gift crap.
-Hyde: Hey, hey, shut it, huh? No talk about weddings. Jackie's on her way over.
-Eric: She's not here now.
-Hyde: She doesn't have to hear the word "wedding." She can sense that it was said.
-Eric: Donna, I think all this stuff is too ordinary for us, you know? Let's get something bejeweled.
-Donna: Who are you, Liberace?
-Eric: Yes. I'm Liberace.
-Donna: Eric, this wedding is…
-Jackie: (coming in) Hey, guys. What's up?
-Hyde: (storming to her) Oh, hey. We were just talking about...slutty cheerleaders in other schools.
-Jackie: You never want to talk about that!
-Hyde: Well, I've finally come around, darling.
-Jackie: Aaw- Oh! Are those wedding gift catalogues?
-Hyde: Damnit.
-Jackie: For our wedding, Steven and I…
-Hyde: Jackie, no.
-Jackie: Steven, we have to…
-Hyde: No.
-Jackie: A good bride and groom…
-Hyde: That's it, you're done (he picks her up, shoves her outside and closes the door)
-Donna: Now, why didn't someone do that five years ago?
-Hyde: She used to bite
-Jackie: Hey, guys, where's Donna? I found this place that etches your silhouette on your china. Oh, we are so doing that when we get married! Steven, people can eat right off my face!
-Fez: Then guess who's coming to dinner.
-Hyde: Jackie, you're driving me insane. Look, I want you to make me a promise. You will not talk about weddings or anything wedding-related in or around the United States.
-Jackie: Fine, I won't talk about weddings or anything wedding-related in or around the Continental United States.
-Hyde: Not the Continental United States. We're talking Hawaii and Alaska, too.
-Jackie: Fine, but if we're ever in Canada, I am going nuts!
-Fenton: So today we'll be looking at crystal. You see how all the different colors intermingle without any judgment? Hmm, see that?
-Jackie: Yeah, okay, move over, Tony Randall. I'm in charge. Today we'll be looking at china.
-Fenton: (to Eric)I see you let the Redhead go. I can't say I'm an expert on women, but I think you traded up.
-Jackie: Okay, I will lay out four possible choices. You will then choose your favorite, I will disregard that...and choose the correct one.
-Eric: So what will I be doing?
-Jackie: Oh, you will be holding my purse and eating candy.
-Eric: All right!
-Jackie: Here, make the sugar daddy last.
-Fenton: Oh, if only someone had given me that advice four years ago.
-Jackie: See, Eric, this is the perfect tux for you. It makes you look like you actually have shoulders.
-Eric: You know, I do look like I have shoulders. Mm-hmm. Why are you wearing a wedding dress?
-Jackie: Oh, I do this every week.
-Donna: What the hell?! I cannot believe what I'm seeing.
-Eric: I know! Look, shoulders!
Loooove them!
Ok, moving on...
-Jackie: Okay, Steven, I know I promised I wouldn't do any wedding stuff, and I know you're probably really mad, so just...go ahead and yell.
-Hyde: You're beautiful.
I didn´t put text in that one because I think it´s funnier (and cuute!) if you just look at them :D
-Jackie: Okay, look, I know.. I know that Bob might not be the the smoothest or the classiest guy you've ever dated, but I've learned that doesn't mean he's a bad person.
-Pam: Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have sent you to public school.
-Jackie: Mom, if you keep thinking this way, you'll always be running from one place to another looking for something better instead of just being happy with what you have.
Ok, I know this is not a Hyde/Jackie scene, but I wanted to post this because even if she´s not talking about Hyde, it shows how much she changed since she was with him. I love how she was always saying she wanted to marry a rich, classy man, and instead of that she fell in love with the opposite of that, and she was happy with him. Idk, I like that a lot.
Now some random scenes ^^
-Hyde: You think maybe we're getting too old for this kind of thing?
-Kelso: You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life.
-Jackie: Steven, this is a horrible stunt. You're gonna get hurt.
-Hyde: No, no, I'm driving the car. Kelso will be in the canoe.
-Jackie: Oh! Okay, have fun!
-Jackie: Hey, Steven, I took out all the $1 bills from your wallet, so now you have nothing to tip the strippers with.
-Hyde: All I have left is this $20? Jeez, I'll never be able to get change for this.
Look at how he puts his hand in her butt! askjhfasfhlasafls!
-Jackie: I'm gonna make him pay for this. I'm not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.
-Hyde: I can vouch for that.
-Fez: Jackie, don´t push!
-Jackie: You don´t push!
-Hyde: Hey, hey. Hey! Knock it off before Fez gets hurt.
-Jackie: Oh, Steven, I heard what happened.
-Hyde: And you brought me flowers?
-Jackie: No, these are for me!
Jackie: My boyfriend fell off the water tower!
TO BE CONTINUED (the next will probably be the last one ^^)
And thank you soooo much to all the people who commented in the two last instalments. You make my love for these two even bigger!
I've spent a lot of time cleaning these caps, so PLEASE don't use them without giving credit :)