Finally get country music
Well, que no panda el cúnico que este es más corto y no va a haber muchos más porque estoy aprendiendo a controlarme...Pronto seréis dejados en paz, pero es que si se hace una cosa, se hace bien, right? Dure lo que dure...So here it is, la segunda parte del picspam este largo que te mueres ^^
Part I - here
-Jackie: Steven, I am telling you, beards are out! Look at Malibu Barbie; She could date anyone she wants, but she’s with Malibu Ken. Why? Because Malibu Ken doesn’t have a beard.
-Hyde: Yes he does: Malibu Barbie’s his beard... No straight man would wear shorts that tight.
-Jackie: I don’t care, shave your beard. It’s like making out with a bathmat.
-Kelso: So here it is. The beginning of the end for you two. I remember the part of our relationship when all Jackie did was boss me around.
-Eric: Yeah, that part lasted what, what, like six years?
-Jackie: And he’s a better man for it! So come one, Steven, let’s-shave-that-beard!
-Donna: Jackie, you just gave an order in the form of a cheer.
(Hyde heads for sliding door)
-Jackie: Hey, where are you going?
-Hyde: Wherever the beard takes me.
-Eric: Ow, watch the gun, Cool Hand Luke
-Kelso: Will you relax, Eric? Guns don’t just go off by accident.
-Donna: Oh really? What about Eric’s fourth-grade hamster, Snowball?
-Eric: Oh, no, Snowball didn’t get shot. He went upstate to live with a nice farm family.
(pause)
-Eric: You shot Snowball?!!!
-Kelso: Wha- the gun went off by accident!
Jackie enters, weepy. Kelso holds out his arms.
-Kelso: Aw, sweet pea, I´m here for you
(she hugs Hyde)
-Jackie: Steven, my dad’s in prison, what am I going to do?
-Hyde: Uh, I don’t know, bake him a cake with a file in it? What, it worked for Tom and Jerry. What do you want me to say?
-Jackie: Nothing. I just...Oh, never mind.
(She turns away from Hyde and throws her arms around Donna)
-Fez: Now we’re talking. Donna, give her a kiss.
Kitty: Okay, Steven, what’s wrong? Problems with Jackie?
Hyde: Yeah, I said the wrong thing..
Kitty: Well, I have menopause, do you have menopause?
Hyde: Uh, no.
Kitty: Lucky bastard!
Kitty: I´m sorry! Hahahaha
OMG guys, menopause!Kitty was just great!!
-Kitty: So...tell me what happened.
-Hyde: Well, it’s just she wanted me to say something to make her feel better and I couldn’t think of anything.
-Kitty: Oh, Steven, you don’t know how to comfort someone because you’ve never been comforted yourself.
-Hyde: That’s not true. One time my dad felt so bad about missing my little league game...he made up for it by disappearing for nine years.
-Kelso: Man, I don’t get Jackie. We were together for years and the second I turn my back, she frenches Hyde!
-Hyde: And by "turn your back" you mean "ditching her for two months to have sex with a random beach trash"?
-Kelso: Whatever, man! Yo-..I-It’s all about "words" with you!
-Hyde: Kelso, Jackie’s my girlfriend! We’re together, so get over it!
-Kelso: Yo-d-..k-Fine!
(The gun goes off. Hyde yells in pain)
-Eric: Dude, you shot him!
-Donna: That is exactly what happened to Snowball!!
-Jackie: Steven, I’m glad your eye’s not hurt. Even though you deserve it, because you were such a jerk about my dad.
-Hyde: Look, Jackie, I’m never gonna be the guy who says the right thing at the right time, ok? I’m just not.
-Jackie: You’re so full of it. All I’m looking for is a gesture and you can’t even do that.
-Hyde: Okay. I got something...Get your dad a carton of cigarettes, so he can trade ‘em for not being someone’s wife.
-Jackie: Oh, just forget it!
(she starts to go, Hyde catches her arm)
-Hyde: No, no. Jackie, it’s funny...Look, when my dad went to prison, that’s what someone said to me to make me feel better.
(she leaves)
-Hyde: (calling after her) It was my mom, we had a real good laugh!
-Hyde: Hey
-Jackie: Steven! You shaved your beard off!
-Hyde:I thought it might cheer you up.
-Jackie: Oh my God. You shaved it for me! You let your razor say the words your mouth couldn’t speak.
Aaaaawwww, look at their faces! They´re in looooveeeeee (like two monkeys!)
-Donna & Eric: Awwww!
-Hyde: Shut up!
(Jackie kisses Hyde and they exit to his room to make love)
PLUS
Sitting lap!!!!! (I´ll make a subcategory just for all the times she sitted on his lap...Sorry, big kink..)
Just a bunch of random caps of them being super cute and Hyde smiling at Jackie´s bitchy comments about Eric
And they even have the same facial gestures! (another kink of mine, dunno why...)
-Jackie: Okay, Steven, about your vision of our future with you swilling beer and me being fat? That's not gonna happen, because I'm not gonna be fat. It's genetic!
-Kelso: That's true. Her mother drinks two bottles of wine a day and she looks damn good. I've seen her vacuum in her underwear.
-Hyde: So what's your point?
-Kelso: My point is she's fricken hot!
-Hyde: Not you.
-Jackie: All I'm saying is that I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle. And if you would just live up to your potential…
-Kelso: I don't know why you're talking to 950-guy over there. I got a 130, I got 80 more potential.
-Jackie: Yeah, but Steven has my heart.
-Jackie: Which is why I want him to be rich. I mean, think about all the stuff you could buy for me!
-Hyde: Jackie, why don't you earn your own money, and buy those things yourself?
-Jackie: Myself?
-Hyde: And I'm not like Forman. I have no problem mooching off your success.
-Hyde: You know, you leave the room, I steal some money out of your purse. You pretend I didn't, but we both know I did....That's the future I see for us.
-Jackie: Oh, Steven, that's beautiful.
-Kelso: Oh, wait. So you don't even care that I did better than him?
-Jackie:...Not really.
-Kelso: Well…if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it!
ANOTHER PLUS
-Jackie: Poor person, where's my drink?
-Fez: Where's your drink? What about my drink? Next time you ask where your drink is, it will be in your ass.
-Hyde: It's so hard to get good poor people these days.
I love how you can see Mila smiling when he throws the statue on the ground..I like when they can´t help laughing in some scenes ^^
-Jackie: So Steven, you know, I was thinking of getting you a pair of beige corduroys and maybe a blue blazer for the party.
-Hyde: Oh, don’t forget the matching scarf and gloves. (pause) This way I will be nice and toasty when hell freezes over!
-Eric: Oh-o, Jackie, looks like Steven doesn’t wanna wear his big boy clothes.
-Hyde: No, I just don’t wanna go. And you know you should have asked me before you said I would.
-Jackie: Steven! I am you girlfriend. I speak for you now!
-Hyde: Well, then tell yourself I said to bite me, because I’m not going.
-Jackie: Oh, you are soooo going! So just..bite yourself! (she leaves)
LOL, I love the way she says that :D
-Hyde: Man, do you believe that crap?
-Eric: Tell me about it. Donna wants to go to a dinner-party, we go to a dinner-party. If she wants to go to an arboretum, BANG, I’m in a room full of trees. (pause) God, I hate trees. So tall and arrogant.
-Hyde: So why don’t you just not go?
-Eric: Ergh, it’s just one day.
-Hyde: Not for you man, you’re engaged. It´s Latin for ’screwed for life’.
-Eric: Oh my god, you’re right! And I have no choice, I have to do what she says, or she will not let me touch her naughty places! Hyde, this is extortion!
-Hyde: You’re telling me? I’ve been shaken down by a 95-pound brunette with pink toenails!
Boys <3333333
-Jackie: Hey, Steven…remember how you said that I was bossy? Weeell, I think you were right. So from now on, if I want you to do something , I’ll ask first.
-Hyde: Well, I’d…
-Jackie: (interrupting) Shhh, I’m talking!
Jackie: Ooooh! I’m so sorry, there I go again...
-Jackie: OK, here’s what I wanted to say: Would you like to go with me to the Girlscout Alumni Pancake Breakfast?
-Hyde: Jackie, I rather put on a dress and slow-dance with Kelso on Soul Train. (pauses) But since you asked nicely, I’ll go.
-Jackie: Yaay! Oh, and, Steven, don’t forget to bring a spatula, because I signed you up as a flipper!
(she rushes away.)
-Hyde: (yelling after her) Hey, the flipper better be the guy that judges the Alumni bikini contest!
(He turns around, annoyed)
-Hyde: It’s not!
Aaaaawwww, Teh Pout vol.1!
No text here. Just look at their faces <3333333
-Red: I warned you once about this crap. And now I have no choice. You’re out of the house.
-Jackie: No, wait! That stash isn’t his, it’s mine.
-Hyde: Jackie!
-Jackie: Let me talk.
-Kelso: Yeah, Hyde, let her talk.
-Jackie: Look, it´s just...I’ve been having such a hard time since my dad’s been in jail, that I was looking for anything that just might make me feel better. Mrs. Forman it’s just like you with your menopause and all that wine you’re always drinking.
-Kitty: ..Well...You shut your dirty little mouth!
-Red: Steven, you tell me the truth right now, is this yours or not?
-Hyde: Mr. Forman, I´m telling you the truth, is not mine.
-Hyde: So, I snuck up here behind your back, we have a huge fight and then you do something nice for me? This is like when the Grinch stole Christmas, but all the little Whos sang anyway.
-Jackie: I don’t know, that’s what people do for people they care about.
-Hyde: Nobody I ever knew.
-Jackie: That’s because you were poor and poor people are bad. But look, it’s like I was talking about before, I sensed you were in trouble and I looked for a way to help without you having to ask me.
-Hyde: Jackie, to be fair you heard Red say “Hyde, you´re out of the house” not “Hyde, you´re going to a doll expo.”
Aw!! Did I say I love their faces and how much in love they are?
Hyde: Well, anyway, thank you.
*hearts*
PLUS!
That´s one of the things I love about this couple...they are always doing something cute in the background! I told xliriumx I was gonna do another subcategory just for some examples so this is just a sneak peak ;)
But c´mon, how cute are they? <333333
-Jackie: So, that’s the tramp Michael fooled around with in California? The nerve of him bringing her into The Hub. I mean, people eat here!
-Hyde: Hey, can we stop talking about how jealous you are of Kelso’s new chick?
-Jackie: Oh, I’m NOT jealous. But I would like to point out the sign on the door says, "No Dogs Allowed."
-Eric: (About Annette) I don’t know. She seemed okay in California, but now that she’s got her hooks in Kelso...something´s different.
-Donna: Yeah, Something… evil.
-Eric: I just can’t put my finger on it.
(Annette sticks her head in the door)
-Annette: Michael I’m waiting!
-Kelso: I was getting you a superball! Damn!
-Michael: I told you! I don’t like presents that bounce!
(they exit)
-Eric: Did you hear that? The shrill voice, the bossy tone, the random hatred of all things that bounce...Oh my God, she’s Jackie.
-Donna: A new Jackie
-Eric: A blonde Jackie
-Eric & Donna: Blackie!!!
(dramatic tune)
-Fez: We´re doomed!
LOL. Ok, that wasn´t a Jackie/Hyde scene but gosh how I love it!
-Donna: Well, I can’t spend the night alone with that. Jackie, you have to sleep at my house.
-Eric: Oh, good idea. Put both Jackies in the same room, toss a lipstick in the middle and watch them tear each other to shreds.
-Jackie: No, no, no, I don´t wanna sleep over.
(Donna gives her a look)
-Jackie: I don´t like her!
-Donna: Come on. We’ll do like girly things. It will be like a...like a pajama party with makeovers.
-Jackie: Donna I'm not interested in stupid girly things. Look, I'm not shallow anymore!
(Hyde has a coughing fit)
-Hyde: Don't do that when I'm eating!
-Hyde: Jackie’s acting really strange, man. I think she doesn’t like Kelso having a new chick.
-Eric: No, Jackie’s acting strange because Jackie hates Annette because Jackie and Annette are the same person. And that’s scary because there can only be one devil, one Hitler, one....Darth Vader.
-Hyde: It´s not it. Something’s going on and I don’t like it.
-Eric: Like, you think maybe she still has feelings for Kelso?
-Hyde: I don’t know, but it’s bad, man. I got the same feeling I get right before I shoplift something.
Aaawww, look at him all worried because he looooves her
Fez: Oh, it’s an old story. Orphan boy falls for rich girl. Doofus shows up with whore. Rich girl goes back to Doofus. Fez consoles whore, sexually. Aaand orphan boy ends up alone, slowly going blind from self-abuse.
-Fez: So the rich girl goes off with the whore. That’s a happy ending. Put it on ice and you’ve got yourself a show!
-Hyde: Jackie and Annette are friends now? I guess I don’t have anything to worry about, then.
-Fez: Never count Kelso out. He’s got a way about him. You know, when he talks to you, it’s like...you’re the only one in the room.
-Hyde: You’re like half in love with him, aren’t you?
Oh, he sooo was!
-Jackie: Donna, great news. I’m not jealous of Annette. I mean, I thought I was and I was afraid that meant I still have feelings for Michael. But I got to know her and now I really like her.
-Donna: That’s such a relief! Because you know what with Burt dying, I was worried about you.
-Jackie: Yeah, me too.
-Donna: That was sarcasm.
-Jackie: Well, whatever it was, it was very thoughtful.
-Jackie: Oh! It’s such a relief to know I don’t have feelings for Michael.
(she sees Kelso and Annette kissing)
-Jackie: Get off my boyfriend!!!
-Kelso: (delighted) Oh, yeah!!!
(Jackie looks around the room, ending with Hyde. She runs out the door)
-Fez: (to Hyde) I don’t know why she’s so upset. I was barely touching you.
-Eric: Hyde, that's horrible man. You know what's even worse? I totally missed it!
-Hyde: Yeah, well, nobody else missed it! Half the frickin town was there. Man, today at The Hub, you know that kid Jimmy with the headgear? He said he felt bad for me. Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!
I knew it was a mistake hooking up with Jackie and I did it anyway. You know why? 'Cause she makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before her!
-Jackie: Steven! I´ve called 3 times in the last half hour!
-Hyde: Yeah, I figured it was you 'cause all the calls came during the commercials for the newlywed game.
-Jackie: So...what, now you're not taking my calls?
(Hyde remains quiet)
-Jackie: Why are you making such a big deal about this?
-Hyde: Because it is a big deal when you yell "get off my boyfriend!" to a girl who's on someone who's not me.
-Jackie: Steven, I cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth!
-Jackie: It didn't mean anything!
-Hyde: So that's your story? It didn't mean anything?
-Jackie: Right! Right! So...so you just need to get over it.
-Hyde: Oh, yeah. Don't worry, I'm over it...
(he pauses)
-Hyde:... in fact, I'm over you.
(Jackie looks confused and then hurt)
-Jackie: Wait, Steven, what are you saying?
-Fez: (speaking fast) He's saying he's breaking up with you. You're not paying attention? 'Cause I'm at the edge of my frickin' seat here!
-Jackie:...Steven?
(Hyde just looks at her and shrugs)
(Jackie runs out of the basement)
-Jackie: Oh, it's you. I didn't know they let slutballs in here.
-Annette: Well I've seen you in here so I figured it was okay.
-Jackie: Oh, you don't know it but you just burnt yourself!
-Annette: Oh, I know it, the question is, do you?
-Jackie: I just said I do!
-Annette: So do I, so you are too!
-Eric: Donna, are you following this?
-Donna: Uhm, I think one of them's a slutball and one of them knows it.
-Annette: I think what we need to do is go talk about Michael.
-Jackie: Fine, I'll try to use small words so you can understand me!
-Annette:...That's not gonna be good enough!
I´m sorry I couldn´t help it...:P
-Jackie: Steven, I have to tell you something
-Hyde: Well, if it's 'Get off my boyfriend', don't worry 'cause I already heard it.
-Jackie: No. I have to tell you that you were right. When I said that, it did mean something, and I thought it didn't because sometimes I just want things because other people have them. Like...like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat because my cousin had one. But then, the rat got so disgusting, I made my kitty cat hunt it.
-Hyde: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Who's the rat? Am I the rat--?
I really, really like how Jackie starts babbling when she´s nervous...I mean, she´s always talking but doing this picspam I´ve noticed how she talks even more when she´s nervous or worried, I think in this very scene that fits very good because there´s such a pretty contrast between all her words and Hyde barely talking. I´ll get into that later ;)
Jackie: No, no. Steven... Look, okay, I spoke to Annette. She made me realize that-- okay, you know, maybe I do have some leftover feelings for Michael, and then she said that if I wanted him, I'd have to fight for him. But Steven, I know in my heart the only person I want to fight for is you.
Hyde: Really?! Oh, boy! You like Kelso, but you like me a little bit more? What a bunch of crap! You know I think, Jackie? I think the only reason you were with me in the first place was to get back at Kelso!
Jackie: Steven, how can you say that?! Okay, fine, you know what? Maybe I do have feelings for Michael, but what am I supposed to do? He was my first boyfriend! And you know what? You're going to have to learn to deal with it! And if you can't and you're going to have to break up with me because of that, then I can't stop you! But I think it's a real waste because I love you!
LONGEST SILENCE ON TELEVISION. EVER.
LIKE. FOR REAL.
SERIOUSLY.
-Hyde: I'm not saying it back!
-Jackie: I. Don't. Care.
-Hyde: Damnit!
OMG you guys there are no words to express how much I love this whole scene. Everything in it is so awesome but that silence? That silence is pure gold! Their faces!!!
Jackie looking so scared and Hyde´s zen face and how you can´t hear anything, anything in like...15 seconds! And the way she said it, (like I was saying before) talking so fast and nervous and then dropping it almost by accident but not regreting at all and how he can´t say anything but "Damnit!" And then he has to walk away from her but she stands still the whole time!
I know it´s just a sitcom but this scene is PERFECT!
-Hyde: So are we going to go to the dance or what?
-Jackie: Oh, Steven
And that´s a hug! She kiss him and then they hug and they are so dysfunctional and different and imperfect and still they love each other not just despite of that, but because of that! And I can´t even write anymore! *hearts all over the place*
Fez: Well, it looks like I'm just in time for make up sex.
-Fez: Don't mind me, you'll barely hear me (pause) If you prefer, I could hide in the shower.
-Hyde: Fez, get outta here.
-Fez: Okay, here I go...
(He fakes as though he´s going to leave out the door and quickly runs into the shower)
PLUUUUS! <3333333
Ok, time to move on now ^^
-Jackie: See I think it’s stupid that Eric and Donna need to practice being married. I mean it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen; a maid in the living room; and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid!
-Hyde: I´m liking you more and more.
-Hyde: Jackie, Happy Birthday.
-Jackie: Oh Steven, you shouldn’t have.
(She opens the box to find a T-shirt)
-Jackie: It’s a Led Zepplin T-shirt!...And it’s used..!
-Hyde: Yeah, it’s my favorite one. You’re with me now so I want you to have it.
-Jackie: Oooh, Steven, I love it!
-Jackie: ....Do I have to wear it?
-Hyde: No
-Jackie: Ah, Steven, I love it! Oh!
-Jackie: Hi. I’m Jackie and this is Steven. Steven is a no nonsense Sagitarius who’s not afraid of hard work or true love.
-Dave: I’m Dave, a shy Pisces who’s lookin’ for love and a salesman to sell on commission. The more you sell, the more you can earn.
-Jackie: That’s perfect for him! Steven, if you can get me to date you, you can sell anything!
-Hyde: Uh thanks, but no thanks.
-Jackie: Wait …
(Hyde jerks Jackie away from the booth)
-Hyde: Are you nuts? That guy almost offered me a job!
-Jackie: So what’s wrong?
-Hyde: Did you hear him? The more you sell, the more you earn. The more you sleep the more you earn, that’s my job! Damn, woman!
-Hyde: Roy.
-Roy: Steven?
-Hyde: Hey man, long time no see. When my dad left, my mom signed me up for the Big Brother program and I got Roy. Man we had some good times before you left town.
-Roy: Yeah, I moved in with a wonderful woman.
-Hyde: Oh, what happened?
-Roy: She found out I was livin’ there.
-Hyde:...Roy has some problems with...people.
-Roy: They don’t like me...(to Jackie) You don’t like me, right?
-Jackie: Not really...But, to be fair, I have very high standards.
-Roy: Yeah? She’s really nice Steven.
LOL, I loved Roy :D
-Eric: I-I-I-I heard a scary noise.
-Red: Good God. Are you nude?
-Eric: No. I’m wearing my toga.
-Kitty: Hooh, there it is again.
-Eric: That’s it, I’m getting’ my bat.
-Red: Alright, calm down. It’s probably just Steven tryin’ to sneak out.
-Kitty: What if it’s not Steven? What if the burglar has Steven?!
-Red: Well then we’ll try to talk him into taking Eric too.
(Eric returns with a plastic bat)
-Eric: ‘Kay, let’s do this.
-Red: Look at him. Bare assed and holdin’ a plastic bat...That’s your son Kitty.
-Kitty: Jackie?
-Red: What the hell?!
-Jackie: Oh my God!
-Kitty: Oh my God!
-Hyde: Forman, are you naked?
-Red: Who the hell do you think you are? Bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night!
-Kitty: And right in our basement. We keep our Christmas decorations down there...Baby Jesus was watching!
-Hyde: Told you to look where you were goin’.
-Jackie: Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door?
-Eric: You knocked over my Space Command center?!...I spent three hours building that!
-Red: Alright. Now what is going on in my basement?
-Hyde: Jackie’s been sleeping here the last couple of weeks.
-Kitty: Couple of weeks? This is not the Playboy mansion you know!
-Hyde: Look, nothing was going on.
-Eric: Nothing was going on? Umm...Space Command centers were ruined!!
-Red: Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat!
-Hyde: Jackie’s only been staying here ‘cause her dad’s in jail and her mom’s still not back yet.
-Jackie: Steven! Look, that’s private.
-Kitty: Your mom’s not back yet? You told me she came home.
-Jackie: Look, can we not talk about this? I’m fine. Okay? Everything is fine.
-Kitty: But if you need a place …
-Jackie: No, no, no, I don’t need anything. Look I’m only here ‘cause … I am such a tramp. So I should just go home and try to control my dirty urges.
Aw, I love Hyde´s smile when she says that <3333
-Hyde: Jackie, you’re not goin’ home. There’s nobody there.
-Red: Alright, look Jackie; Tonight you can sleep in Laurie’s room. And then tomorrow, we’ll track down your floozy mother.
-Kitty: Honey? Do you have any idea where she might be?
-Jackie: Well, the last post card I got had a picture of some guy with a bone through his nose...What is that, like, Tennessee?
Making out in Donna´s bed, yaaaaay!!
-Jackie: Hey!
-Hyde: Hey.
-Jackie: How was your day?
-Hyde: Oh, it was brutal. How can nurses wolf down mini-pizzas right after watching a film strip on butt rashes?
-Jackie: Yeah, no I know. Michael and I were hanging out at The Hub and he told me it’s been tough.
-Hyde: What? No, no, no. You don’t need to be hangin’ out with Kelso alone.
-Jackie: Why not?
-Hyde: Because I don’t trust him.
-Jackie: Yeah, but don’t you trust me?
-Hyde: No! Haven’t you been paying attention? I don’t trust anything. I don’t trust the government. I don’t trust the newspapers. I´m not even sure that what time we think it is right now is really what time it is. But most of all, I don’t trust you and Kelso alone together.
-Jackie: Alright. You know I guess I deserve that. So I promise I won’t be alone with Michael anymore. However, I do think you’re making a big deal out of nothing.
-Hyde: That’s what you said after you yelled "get off my boyfriend" when you saw Kelso kissing Annette.
-Jackie: Okay, what do I have to do to get you to stop bringin’ that up?
(Hyde smiles suggestively)
-Jackie: I’m not doing that.
-Jackie: Oh, hey, Mrs Forman. Have you seen Steven?
-Kitty: Oh honey, I’ve had a couple of sips of wine and I don’t remember. Oh, but you know what you need? You need more umbrellas in your hair!
Yeah, I replaced the angst with drunk!Kitty...I though it was a better choice, since this picspam is just long enough with the cute and happy moments ^^
-Hyde: ...I’m really sorry okay. I promise it’ll never happen again.
-Jackie: You know, that’s exactly what Michael used to say.
-Hyde: C’mon Jackie-
-Jackie: No, you know what Steven, I´m sorry. It’s over.
(She gets out of the car and walks away)
(Hyde turns the radio on. It’s a country music station.)
-Hyde: Huh (pause) Finally get country music.
-Donna: But Hyde’s so good for you! Since you started dating him you’ve completely stopped quoting Nancy Drew.
-Jackie: And the worst part is I still love him.
-Donna: I know…
I love how Donna was all against them being together when they started dating and then she was like...the biggest shipper :D
(Actually, that happened to all of them, and I find it kind of curious and funny..^^)
(He is looking at the floor she is looking at her magazine.)
-Hyde: The thing is I’m really sorry.
-Jackie: Yeah, you said that already.
-Hyde: C’mon Jackie, I made a mistake, okay? It was a stupid one time thing.
-Jackie: You know what Steven? I’ve heard it all before, from you, from Michael. God, just do me a favor and leave me alone.
-Hyde: (Frustrated) Whatever.
Hyde: Jackie...I love you.
Jackie: Yeah, well I don’t love you.
(she leaves)
Aaaawwww, I now it´s kinda weird but I really like the two times they said they loved each other for the first time, was always in the middle of a crisis..I think it fits with their relationship because they don´t really know how much they love each other until the moment they notice they could miss it all. Of course they always meant it but I like they said it in those circumstances...
And, again, the contrast between how she said it and how Hydes says it. She just dropped it by accident in the middle of her words and he paused, thought about it and then just said the three words and nothing more. I love it.
And of course their inmediate reaction is always beautiful and perfect.
-Jackie: Steven! are you okay?
-Hyde: Why?
-Jackie: Well, I heard someone fell of the water tower and I thought it could be you and I just-
-Hyde: No, It was Kelso
(A look of relief on Jackie’s face as she sighs)
-Hyde: Wait, you came down here cause you where worried about me
-Jackie:...No, I didn't
-Hyde: ‘Cause you still care about me
-Jackie: Nuh-uh
-Hyde: So I still have a shot with you
Jackie: No, no you don´t! I mean okay, I don´t know..
(Hyde smiles and just stares at her)
I love Jackie so much here...Look at her, being al zen with the guy who taught her that! He should be so proud of his Little Grasshopper <3333
Jackie: Steven, stop staring at me or I´ll kick you.
<333333333333
-Kelso: All right, so what do you want to do? We play air hockey, give Fez a wedgie?....Oh! my brother just got a new stereo, we can throw it off an overpass!
-Hyde: Actually, I changed my mind. I'm gonna get Jackie back.
-Kelso: What? Wait! What about our third grade pact?
-Hyde: We also made a pact to invent a formula for invisibility but that fell through, too.
-Kelso: Because you gave up!
-Hyde: Look Kelso, I never felt this way about a girl before, okay? And that pretty much beats our third grade pact...I'm sorry, but I wanna be with her.
TO BE CONTINUED (next one will be shorter. I guess...)
I've spent a lot of time cleaning these caps, so PLEASE don't use them without giving credit :)
Part I - here
-Jackie: Steven, I am telling you, beards are out! Look at Malibu Barbie; She could date anyone she wants, but she’s with Malibu Ken. Why? Because Malibu Ken doesn’t have a beard.
-Hyde: Yes he does: Malibu Barbie’s his beard... No straight man would wear shorts that tight.
-Jackie: I don’t care, shave your beard. It’s like making out with a bathmat.
-Kelso: So here it is. The beginning of the end for you two. I remember the part of our relationship when all Jackie did was boss me around.
-Eric: Yeah, that part lasted what, what, like six years?
-Jackie: And he’s a better man for it! So come one, Steven, let’s-shave-that-beard!
-Donna: Jackie, you just gave an order in the form of a cheer.
(Hyde heads for sliding door)
-Jackie: Hey, where are you going?
-Hyde: Wherever the beard takes me.
-Eric: Ow, watch the gun, Cool Hand Luke
-Kelso: Will you relax, Eric? Guns don’t just go off by accident.
-Donna: Oh really? What about Eric’s fourth-grade hamster, Snowball?
-Eric: Oh, no, Snowball didn’t get shot. He went upstate to live with a nice farm family.
(pause)
-Eric: You shot Snowball?!!!
-Kelso: Wha- the gun went off by accident!
Jackie enters, weepy. Kelso holds out his arms.
-Kelso: Aw, sweet pea, I´m here for you
(she hugs Hyde)
-Jackie: Steven, my dad’s in prison, what am I going to do?
-Hyde: Uh, I don’t know, bake him a cake with a file in it? What, it worked for Tom and Jerry. What do you want me to say?
-Jackie: Nothing. I just...Oh, never mind.
(She turns away from Hyde and throws her arms around Donna)
-Fez: Now we’re talking. Donna, give her a kiss.
Kitty: Okay, Steven, what’s wrong? Problems with Jackie?
Hyde: Yeah, I said the wrong thing..
Kitty: Well, I have menopause, do you have menopause?
Hyde: Uh, no.
Kitty: Lucky bastard!
Kitty: I´m sorry! Hahahaha
OMG guys, menopause!Kitty was just great!!
-Kitty: So...tell me what happened.
-Hyde: Well, it’s just she wanted me to say something to make her feel better and I couldn’t think of anything.
-Kitty: Oh, Steven, you don’t know how to comfort someone because you’ve never been comforted yourself.
-Hyde: That’s not true. One time my dad felt so bad about missing my little league game...he made up for it by disappearing for nine years.
-Kelso: Man, I don’t get Jackie. We were together for years and the second I turn my back, she frenches Hyde!
-Hyde: And by "turn your back" you mean "ditching her for two months to have sex with a random beach trash"?
-Kelso: Whatever, man! Yo-..I-It’s all about "words" with you!
-Hyde: Kelso, Jackie’s my girlfriend! We’re together, so get over it!
-Kelso: Yo-d-..k-Fine!
(The gun goes off. Hyde yells in pain)
-Eric: Dude, you shot him!
-Donna: That is exactly what happened to Snowball!!
-Jackie: Steven, I’m glad your eye’s not hurt. Even though you deserve it, because you were such a jerk about my dad.
-Hyde: Look, Jackie, I’m never gonna be the guy who says the right thing at the right time, ok? I’m just not.
-Jackie: You’re so full of it. All I’m looking for is a gesture and you can’t even do that.
-Hyde: Okay. I got something...Get your dad a carton of cigarettes, so he can trade ‘em for not being someone’s wife.
-Jackie: Oh, just forget it!
(she starts to go, Hyde catches her arm)
-Hyde: No, no. Jackie, it’s funny...Look, when my dad went to prison, that’s what someone said to me to make me feel better.
(she leaves)
-Hyde: (calling after her) It was my mom, we had a real good laugh!
-Hyde: Hey
-Jackie: Steven! You shaved your beard off!
-Hyde:I thought it might cheer you up.
-Jackie: Oh my God. You shaved it for me! You let your razor say the words your mouth couldn’t speak.
Aaaaawwww, look at their faces! They´re in looooveeeeee (like two monkeys!)
-Donna & Eric: Awwww!
-Hyde: Shut up!
(Jackie kisses Hyde and they exit to his room to make love)
PLUS
Sitting lap!!!!! (I´ll make a subcategory just for all the times she sitted on his lap...Sorry, big kink..)
Just a bunch of random caps of them being super cute and Hyde smiling at Jackie´s bitchy comments about Eric
And they even have the same facial gestures! (another kink of mine, dunno why...)
-Jackie: Okay, Steven, about your vision of our future with you swilling beer and me being fat? That's not gonna happen, because I'm not gonna be fat. It's genetic!
-Kelso: That's true. Her mother drinks two bottles of wine a day and she looks damn good. I've seen her vacuum in her underwear.
-Hyde: So what's your point?
-Kelso: My point is she's fricken hot!
-Hyde: Not you.
-Jackie: All I'm saying is that I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle. And if you would just live up to your potential…
-Kelso: I don't know why you're talking to 950-guy over there. I got a 130, I got 80 more potential.
-Jackie: Yeah, but Steven has my heart.
-Jackie: Which is why I want him to be rich. I mean, think about all the stuff you could buy for me!
-Hyde: Jackie, why don't you earn your own money, and buy those things yourself?
-Jackie: Myself?
-Hyde: And I'm not like Forman. I have no problem mooching off your success.
-Hyde: You know, you leave the room, I steal some money out of your purse. You pretend I didn't, but we both know I did....That's the future I see for us.
-Jackie: Oh, Steven, that's beautiful.
-Kelso: Oh, wait. So you don't even care that I did better than him?
-Jackie:...Not really.
-Kelso: Well…if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it!
ANOTHER PLUS
-Jackie: Poor person, where's my drink?
-Fez: Where's your drink? What about my drink? Next time you ask where your drink is, it will be in your ass.
-Hyde: It's so hard to get good poor people these days.
I love how you can see Mila smiling when he throws the statue on the ground..I like when they can´t help laughing in some scenes ^^
-Jackie: So Steven, you know, I was thinking of getting you a pair of beige corduroys and maybe a blue blazer for the party.
-Hyde: Oh, don’t forget the matching scarf and gloves. (pause) This way I will be nice and toasty when hell freezes over!
-Eric: Oh-o, Jackie, looks like Steven doesn’t wanna wear his big boy clothes.
-Hyde: No, I just don’t wanna go. And you know you should have asked me before you said I would.
-Jackie: Steven! I am you girlfriend. I speak for you now!
-Hyde: Well, then tell yourself I said to bite me, because I’m not going.
-Jackie: Oh, you are soooo going! So just..bite yourself! (she leaves)
LOL, I love the way she says that :D
-Hyde: Man, do you believe that crap?
-Eric: Tell me about it. Donna wants to go to a dinner-party, we go to a dinner-party. If she wants to go to an arboretum, BANG, I’m in a room full of trees. (pause) God, I hate trees. So tall and arrogant.
-Hyde: So why don’t you just not go?
-Eric: Ergh, it’s just one day.
-Hyde: Not for you man, you’re engaged. It´s Latin for ’screwed for life’.
-Eric: Oh my god, you’re right! And I have no choice, I have to do what she says, or she will not let me touch her naughty places! Hyde, this is extortion!
-Hyde: You’re telling me? I’ve been shaken down by a 95-pound brunette with pink toenails!
Boys <3333333
-Jackie: Hey, Steven…remember how you said that I was bossy? Weeell, I think you were right. So from now on, if I want you to do something , I’ll ask first.
-Hyde: Well, I’d…
-Jackie: (interrupting) Shhh, I’m talking!
Jackie: Ooooh! I’m so sorry, there I go again...
-Jackie: OK, here’s what I wanted to say: Would you like to go with me to the Girlscout Alumni Pancake Breakfast?
-Hyde: Jackie, I rather put on a dress and slow-dance with Kelso on Soul Train. (pauses) But since you asked nicely, I’ll go.
-Jackie: Yaay! Oh, and, Steven, don’t forget to bring a spatula, because I signed you up as a flipper!
(she rushes away.)
-Hyde: (yelling after her) Hey, the flipper better be the guy that judges the Alumni bikini contest!
(He turns around, annoyed)
-Hyde: It’s not!
Aaaaawwww, Teh Pout vol.1!
No text here. Just look at their faces <3333333
-Red: I warned you once about this crap. And now I have no choice. You’re out of the house.
-Jackie: No, wait! That stash isn’t his, it’s mine.
-Hyde: Jackie!
-Jackie: Let me talk.
-Kelso: Yeah, Hyde, let her talk.
-Jackie: Look, it´s just...I’ve been having such a hard time since my dad’s been in jail, that I was looking for anything that just might make me feel better. Mrs. Forman it’s just like you with your menopause and all that wine you’re always drinking.
-Kitty: ..Well...You shut your dirty little mouth!
-Red: Steven, you tell me the truth right now, is this yours or not?
-Hyde: Mr. Forman, I´m telling you the truth, is not mine.
-Hyde: So, I snuck up here behind your back, we have a huge fight and then you do something nice for me? This is like when the Grinch stole Christmas, but all the little Whos sang anyway.
-Jackie: I don’t know, that’s what people do for people they care about.
-Hyde: Nobody I ever knew.
-Jackie: That’s because you were poor and poor people are bad. But look, it’s like I was talking about before, I sensed you were in trouble and I looked for a way to help without you having to ask me.
-Hyde: Jackie, to be fair you heard Red say “Hyde, you´re out of the house” not “Hyde, you´re going to a doll expo.”
Aw!! Did I say I love their faces and how much in love they are?
Hyde: Well, anyway, thank you.
*hearts*
PLUS!
That´s one of the things I love about this couple...they are always doing something cute in the background! I told xliriumx I was gonna do another subcategory just for some examples so this is just a sneak peak ;)
But c´mon, how cute are they? <333333
-Jackie: So, that’s the tramp Michael fooled around with in California? The nerve of him bringing her into The Hub. I mean, people eat here!
-Hyde: Hey, can we stop talking about how jealous you are of Kelso’s new chick?
-Jackie: Oh, I’m NOT jealous. But I would like to point out the sign on the door says, "No Dogs Allowed."
-Eric: (About Annette) I don’t know. She seemed okay in California, but now that she’s got her hooks in Kelso...something´s different.
-Donna: Yeah, Something… evil.
-Eric: I just can’t put my finger on it.
(Annette sticks her head in the door)
-Annette: Michael I’m waiting!
-Kelso: I was getting you a superball! Damn!
-Michael: I told you! I don’t like presents that bounce!
(they exit)
-Eric: Did you hear that? The shrill voice, the bossy tone, the random hatred of all things that bounce...Oh my God, she’s Jackie.
-Donna: A new Jackie
-Eric: A blonde Jackie
-Eric & Donna: Blackie!!!
(dramatic tune)
-Fez: We´re doomed!
LOL. Ok, that wasn´t a Jackie/Hyde scene but gosh how I love it!
-Donna: Well, I can’t spend the night alone with that. Jackie, you have to sleep at my house.
-Eric: Oh, good idea. Put both Jackies in the same room, toss a lipstick in the middle and watch them tear each other to shreds.
-Jackie: No, no, no, I don´t wanna sleep over.
(Donna gives her a look)
-Jackie: I don´t like her!
-Donna: Come on. We’ll do like girly things. It will be like a...like a pajama party with makeovers.
-Jackie: Donna I'm not interested in stupid girly things. Look, I'm not shallow anymore!
(Hyde has a coughing fit)
-Hyde: Don't do that when I'm eating!
-Hyde: Jackie’s acting really strange, man. I think she doesn’t like Kelso having a new chick.
-Eric: No, Jackie’s acting strange because Jackie hates Annette because Jackie and Annette are the same person. And that’s scary because there can only be one devil, one Hitler, one....Darth Vader.
-Hyde: It´s not it. Something’s going on and I don’t like it.
-Eric: Like, you think maybe she still has feelings for Kelso?
-Hyde: I don’t know, but it’s bad, man. I got the same feeling I get right before I shoplift something.
Aaawww, look at him all worried because he looooves her
Fez: Oh, it’s an old story. Orphan boy falls for rich girl. Doofus shows up with whore. Rich girl goes back to Doofus. Fez consoles whore, sexually. Aaand orphan boy ends up alone, slowly going blind from self-abuse.
-Fez: So the rich girl goes off with the whore. That’s a happy ending. Put it on ice and you’ve got yourself a show!
-Hyde: Jackie and Annette are friends now? I guess I don’t have anything to worry about, then.
-Fez: Never count Kelso out. He’s got a way about him. You know, when he talks to you, it’s like...you’re the only one in the room.
-Hyde: You’re like half in love with him, aren’t you?
Oh, he sooo was!
-Jackie: Donna, great news. I’m not jealous of Annette. I mean, I thought I was and I was afraid that meant I still have feelings for Michael. But I got to know her and now I really like her.
-Donna: That’s such a relief! Because you know what with Burt dying, I was worried about you.
-Jackie: Yeah, me too.
-Donna: That was sarcasm.
-Jackie: Well, whatever it was, it was very thoughtful.
-Jackie: Oh! It’s such a relief to know I don’t have feelings for Michael.
(she sees Kelso and Annette kissing)
-Jackie: Get off my boyfriend!!!
-Kelso: (delighted) Oh, yeah!!!
(Jackie looks around the room, ending with Hyde. She runs out the door)
-Fez: (to Hyde) I don’t know why she’s so upset. I was barely touching you.
-Eric: Hyde, that's horrible man. You know what's even worse? I totally missed it!
-Hyde: Yeah, well, nobody else missed it! Half the frickin town was there. Man, today at The Hub, you know that kid Jimmy with the headgear? He said he felt bad for me. Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!
I knew it was a mistake hooking up with Jackie and I did it anyway. You know why? 'Cause she makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before her!
-Jackie: Steven! I´ve called 3 times in the last half hour!
-Hyde: Yeah, I figured it was you 'cause all the calls came during the commercials for the newlywed game.
-Jackie: So...what, now you're not taking my calls?
(Hyde remains quiet)
-Jackie: Why are you making such a big deal about this?
-Hyde: Because it is a big deal when you yell "get off my boyfriend!" to a girl who's on someone who's not me.
-Jackie: Steven, I cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth!
-Jackie: It didn't mean anything!
-Hyde: So that's your story? It didn't mean anything?
-Jackie: Right! Right! So...so you just need to get over it.
-Hyde: Oh, yeah. Don't worry, I'm over it...
(he pauses)
-Hyde:... in fact, I'm over you.
(Jackie looks confused and then hurt)
-Jackie: Wait, Steven, what are you saying?
-Fez: (speaking fast) He's saying he's breaking up with you. You're not paying attention? 'Cause I'm at the edge of my frickin' seat here!
-Jackie:...Steven?
(Hyde just looks at her and shrugs)
(Jackie runs out of the basement)
-Jackie: Oh, it's you. I didn't know they let slutballs in here.
-Annette: Well I've seen you in here so I figured it was okay.
-Jackie: Oh, you don't know it but you just burnt yourself!
-Annette: Oh, I know it, the question is, do you?
-Jackie: I just said I do!
-Annette: So do I, so you are too!
-Eric: Donna, are you following this?
-Donna: Uhm, I think one of them's a slutball and one of them knows it.
-Annette: I think what we need to do is go talk about Michael.
-Jackie: Fine, I'll try to use small words so you can understand me!
-Annette:...That's not gonna be good enough!
I´m sorry I couldn´t help it...:P
-Jackie: Steven, I have to tell you something
-Hyde: Well, if it's 'Get off my boyfriend', don't worry 'cause I already heard it.
-Jackie: No. I have to tell you that you were right. When I said that, it did mean something, and I thought it didn't because sometimes I just want things because other people have them. Like...like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat because my cousin had one. But then, the rat got so disgusting, I made my kitty cat hunt it.
-Hyde: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Who's the rat? Am I the rat--?
I really, really like how Jackie starts babbling when she´s nervous...I mean, she´s always talking but doing this picspam I´ve noticed how she talks even more when she´s nervous or worried, I think in this very scene that fits very good because there´s such a pretty contrast between all her words and Hyde barely talking. I´ll get into that later ;)
Jackie: No, no. Steven... Look, okay, I spoke to Annette. She made me realize that-- okay, you know, maybe I do have some leftover feelings for Michael, and then she said that if I wanted him, I'd have to fight for him. But Steven, I know in my heart the only person I want to fight for is you.
Hyde: Really?! Oh, boy! You like Kelso, but you like me a little bit more? What a bunch of crap! You know I think, Jackie? I think the only reason you were with me in the first place was to get back at Kelso!
Jackie: Steven, how can you say that?! Okay, fine, you know what? Maybe I do have feelings for Michael, but what am I supposed to do? He was my first boyfriend! And you know what? You're going to have to learn to deal with it! And if you can't and you're going to have to break up with me because of that, then I can't stop you! But I think it's a real waste because I love you!
LONGEST SILENCE ON TELEVISION. EVER.
LIKE. FOR REAL.
SERIOUSLY.
-Hyde: I'm not saying it back!
-Jackie: I. Don't. Care.
-Hyde: Damnit!
OMG you guys there are no words to express how much I love this whole scene. Everything in it is so awesome but that silence? That silence is pure gold! Their faces!!!
Jackie looking so scared and Hyde´s zen face and how you can´t hear anything, anything in like...15 seconds! And the way she said it, (like I was saying before) talking so fast and nervous and then dropping it almost by accident but not regreting at all and how he can´t say anything but "Damnit!" And then he has to walk away from her but she stands still the whole time!
I know it´s just a sitcom but this scene is PERFECT!
-Hyde: So are we going to go to the dance or what?
-Jackie: Oh, Steven
And that´s a hug! She kiss him and then they hug and they are so dysfunctional and different and imperfect and still they love each other not just despite of that, but because of that! And I can´t even write anymore! *hearts all over the place*
Fez: Well, it looks like I'm just in time for make up sex.
-Fez: Don't mind me, you'll barely hear me (pause) If you prefer, I could hide in the shower.
-Hyde: Fez, get outta here.
-Fez: Okay, here I go...
(He fakes as though he´s going to leave out the door and quickly runs into the shower)
PLUUUUS! <3333333
Ok, time to move on now ^^
-Jackie: See I think it’s stupid that Eric and Donna need to practice being married. I mean it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen; a maid in the living room; and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid!
-Hyde: I´m liking you more and more.
-Hyde: Jackie, Happy Birthday.
-Jackie: Oh Steven, you shouldn’t have.
(She opens the box to find a T-shirt)
-Jackie: It’s a Led Zepplin T-shirt!...And it’s used..!
-Hyde: Yeah, it’s my favorite one. You’re with me now so I want you to have it.
-Jackie: Oooh, Steven, I love it!
-Jackie: ....Do I have to wear it?
-Hyde: No
-Jackie: Ah, Steven, I love it! Oh!
-Jackie: Hi. I’m Jackie and this is Steven. Steven is a no nonsense Sagitarius who’s not afraid of hard work or true love.
-Dave: I’m Dave, a shy Pisces who’s lookin’ for love and a salesman to sell on commission. The more you sell, the more you can earn.
-Jackie: That’s perfect for him! Steven, if you can get me to date you, you can sell anything!
-Hyde: Uh thanks, but no thanks.
-Jackie: Wait …
(Hyde jerks Jackie away from the booth)
-Hyde: Are you nuts? That guy almost offered me a job!
-Jackie: So what’s wrong?
-Hyde: Did you hear him? The more you sell, the more you earn. The more you sleep the more you earn, that’s my job! Damn, woman!
-Hyde: Roy.
-Roy: Steven?
-Hyde: Hey man, long time no see. When my dad left, my mom signed me up for the Big Brother program and I got Roy. Man we had some good times before you left town.
-Roy: Yeah, I moved in with a wonderful woman.
-Hyde: Oh, what happened?
-Roy: She found out I was livin’ there.
-Hyde:...Roy has some problems with...people.
-Roy: They don’t like me...(to Jackie) You don’t like me, right?
-Jackie: Not really...But, to be fair, I have very high standards.
-Roy: Yeah? She’s really nice Steven.
LOL, I loved Roy :D
-Eric: I-I-I-I heard a scary noise.
-Red: Good God. Are you nude?
-Eric: No. I’m wearing my toga.
-Kitty: Hooh, there it is again.
-Eric: That’s it, I’m getting’ my bat.
-Red: Alright, calm down. It’s probably just Steven tryin’ to sneak out.
-Kitty: What if it’s not Steven? What if the burglar has Steven?!
-Red: Well then we’ll try to talk him into taking Eric too.
(Eric returns with a plastic bat)
-Eric: ‘Kay, let’s do this.
-Red: Look at him. Bare assed and holdin’ a plastic bat...That’s your son Kitty.
-Kitty: Jackie?
-Red: What the hell?!
-Jackie: Oh my God!
-Kitty: Oh my God!
-Hyde: Forman, are you naked?
-Red: Who the hell do you think you are? Bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night!
-Kitty: And right in our basement. We keep our Christmas decorations down there...Baby Jesus was watching!
-Hyde: Told you to look where you were goin’.
-Jackie: Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door?
-Eric: You knocked over my Space Command center?!...I spent three hours building that!
-Red: Alright. Now what is going on in my basement?
-Hyde: Jackie’s been sleeping here the last couple of weeks.
-Kitty: Couple of weeks? This is not the Playboy mansion you know!
-Hyde: Look, nothing was going on.
-Eric: Nothing was going on? Umm...Space Command centers were ruined!!
-Red: Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat!
-Hyde: Jackie’s only been staying here ‘cause her dad’s in jail and her mom’s still not back yet.
-Jackie: Steven! Look, that’s private.
-Kitty: Your mom’s not back yet? You told me she came home.
-Jackie: Look, can we not talk about this? I’m fine. Okay? Everything is fine.
-Kitty: But if you need a place …
-Jackie: No, no, no, I don’t need anything. Look I’m only here ‘cause … I am such a tramp. So I should just go home and try to control my dirty urges.
Aw, I love Hyde´s smile when she says that <3333
-Hyde: Jackie, you’re not goin’ home. There’s nobody there.
-Red: Alright, look Jackie; Tonight you can sleep in Laurie’s room. And then tomorrow, we’ll track down your floozy mother.
-Kitty: Honey? Do you have any idea where she might be?
-Jackie: Well, the last post card I got had a picture of some guy with a bone through his nose...What is that, like, Tennessee?
Making out in Donna´s bed, yaaaaay!!
-Jackie: Hey!
-Hyde: Hey.
-Jackie: How was your day?
-Hyde: Oh, it was brutal. How can nurses wolf down mini-pizzas right after watching a film strip on butt rashes?
-Jackie: Yeah, no I know. Michael and I were hanging out at The Hub and he told me it’s been tough.
-Hyde: What? No, no, no. You don’t need to be hangin’ out with Kelso alone.
-Jackie: Why not?
-Hyde: Because I don’t trust him.
-Jackie: Yeah, but don’t you trust me?
-Hyde: No! Haven’t you been paying attention? I don’t trust anything. I don’t trust the government. I don’t trust the newspapers. I´m not even sure that what time we think it is right now is really what time it is. But most of all, I don’t trust you and Kelso alone together.
-Jackie: Alright. You know I guess I deserve that. So I promise I won’t be alone with Michael anymore. However, I do think you’re making a big deal out of nothing.
-Hyde: That’s what you said after you yelled "get off my boyfriend" when you saw Kelso kissing Annette.
-Jackie: Okay, what do I have to do to get you to stop bringin’ that up?
(Hyde smiles suggestively)
-Jackie: I’m not doing that.
-Jackie: Oh, hey, Mrs Forman. Have you seen Steven?
-Kitty: Oh honey, I’ve had a couple of sips of wine and I don’t remember. Oh, but you know what you need? You need more umbrellas in your hair!
Yeah, I replaced the angst with drunk!Kitty...I though it was a better choice, since this picspam is just long enough with the cute and happy moments ^^
-Hyde: ...I’m really sorry okay. I promise it’ll never happen again.
-Jackie: You know, that’s exactly what Michael used to say.
-Hyde: C’mon Jackie-
-Jackie: No, you know what Steven, I´m sorry. It’s over.
(She gets out of the car and walks away)
(Hyde turns the radio on. It’s a country music station.)
-Hyde: Huh (pause) Finally get country music.
-Donna: But Hyde’s so good for you! Since you started dating him you’ve completely stopped quoting Nancy Drew.
-Jackie: And the worst part is I still love him.
-Donna: I know…
I love how Donna was all against them being together when they started dating and then she was like...the biggest shipper :D
(Actually, that happened to all of them, and I find it kind of curious and funny..^^)
(He is looking at the floor she is looking at her magazine.)
-Hyde: The thing is I’m really sorry.
-Jackie: Yeah, you said that already.
-Hyde: C’mon Jackie, I made a mistake, okay? It was a stupid one time thing.
-Jackie: You know what Steven? I’ve heard it all before, from you, from Michael. God, just do me a favor and leave me alone.
-Hyde: (Frustrated) Whatever.
Hyde: Jackie...I love you.
Jackie: Yeah, well I don’t love you.
(she leaves)
Aaaawwww, I now it´s kinda weird but I really like the two times they said they loved each other for the first time, was always in the middle of a crisis..I think it fits with their relationship because they don´t really know how much they love each other until the moment they notice they could miss it all. Of course they always meant it but I like they said it in those circumstances...
And, again, the contrast between how she said it and how Hydes says it. She just dropped it by accident in the middle of her words and he paused, thought about it and then just said the three words and nothing more. I love it.
And of course their inmediate reaction is always beautiful and perfect.
-Jackie: Steven! are you okay?
-Hyde: Why?
-Jackie: Well, I heard someone fell of the water tower and I thought it could be you and I just-
-Hyde: No, It was Kelso
(A look of relief on Jackie’s face as she sighs)
-Hyde: Wait, you came down here cause you where worried about me
-Jackie:...No, I didn't
-Hyde: ‘Cause you still care about me
-Jackie: Nuh-uh
-Hyde: So I still have a shot with you
Jackie: No, no you don´t! I mean okay, I don´t know..
(Hyde smiles and just stares at her)
I love Jackie so much here...Look at her, being al zen with the guy who taught her that! He should be so proud of his Little Grasshopper <3333
Jackie: Steven, stop staring at me or I´ll kick you.
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-Kelso: All right, so what do you want to do? We play air hockey, give Fez a wedgie?....Oh! my brother just got a new stereo, we can throw it off an overpass!
-Hyde: Actually, I changed my mind. I'm gonna get Jackie back.
-Kelso: What? Wait! What about our third grade pact?
-Hyde: We also made a pact to invent a formula for invisibility but that fell through, too.
-Kelso: Because you gave up!
-Hyde: Look Kelso, I never felt this way about a girl before, okay? And that pretty much beats our third grade pact...I'm sorry, but I wanna be with her.
TO BE CONTINUED (next one will be shorter. I guess...)
I've spent a lot of time cleaning these caps, so PLEASE don't use them without giving credit :)