Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out! Buh-bye now!

Seriously, dude: GO AWAY!

I know he'll never get the message, but if the Cowboys can't handle his shit, no one can.

Being preseason #1 means absolutely nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

You don't get an award. You don't get a championship ring. Nobody is impressed by a team that hasn't won a game since January.

So please shut up. Seriously. If y'all manage to go undefeated with that schedule (starting with Game 3), we'll all be very impressed and happy to see you in ( Read more... )

I'm going to have to agree with Hitler on this one (well, except for the bit about watching Girls Next Door):

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Why, yes, I was smirking the entire time I was writing an email to my cousin congratulating him on his Patsies' 18-1 season. Why do you ask?

Why is the head coach at Michigan complaining about a lawsuit filed by his former employer in West Virginia to a newspaper in Ohio?

Michigan should fire him just for that.

DOLPHINS WIN!
DOLPHINS WIN!
DOLPHINS WIN!
DOLPHINS WIN!
DOLPHINS WIN!

WOO HOO!

1-13, baby!

Bring on the Patsies!

Would be nice to have:
perhaps a Nice Jewish Girl to take to the Falcons preseason game Friday, Aug 11.

My boss gave me her (season) tickets since she and her husband will be out of town. These are very good seats.

And would it kill you to find one who would also want to see a play at some point? Jeez.

Big. Huge. Ginormous. Brass balls. HUGE balls. Seriously huge.

Fake punt on 4th and 6 with a minute and change to go in the game with a 3 point lead around the 40 yard line.

Holy Mary Mother of God.

The Fake Punt will be remembered as one of the gutsiest calls in college football history.

And I was there.

Pictures hopefully forthcoming.