tonight's penultimate Survivor
OMFG!!!!!!11!!!
Just. Dear God. Seriously? Did that really just happen?
Those girls just worked that poor boy like a mule. Like a Philippino dockworker in Qatar. Like a-- I mean -- damn.
I get that Amanda's gorgeous with an amazing smile and she's impossible to resist when she's standing right there and working her feminine wiles on a 22 year old, star-struck ice cream scooper, but WTF?!
NEVER, EVER GIVE UP INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY AT TRIBAL COUNCIL.
You just don't, dude, no matter how hot Amanda is and no matter how large the scrawny Gelfling's fake tits.
I couldn't believe it was actually happening. I was curled up in a fetal position on the couch, moaning, "No, please, no, dude, just don't, don't, my God this isn't really you've got to be kidding me." My dog was so worried, she came over to lick my hands (which were covering my face) and check on me. Seriously. That bad.
Move over, Rob C, because Cirie and Amanda are now the best Survivor players ever. And Natalie is the best bullshit artist of the lot.