I copied mr. alexander
Well, I was bored so I decided to try and get to know J. Alexander a bit more by starting at the beginning of his LJ. Two days later and I have finally finished the survey. Damn.
Favorite stuff
gum: Trident - Tropical Twist
restaurant: Subway
drink: Sobe Adrenaline Rush
season: Fall
type of weather: Warm weather, cool breeze, sunny (but not too bright)
emotion: Content
thing to do on a half day: Watch Sci-Fi reruns (thats how I got hooked on Battlestar Galactica)
late-night activity: Stumbling the internet while on the phone with Ryan -- if not hanging out.
sport: Ninja Warrior
city: Wyandotte
store: Barnes and Noble. I could be in there for hours.
When was the last time you...
cried: Almost last night because my furnace broke and I thought I was going to die from suffocation.
played a sport: Well, trackish. I ran a mile the other day. Mistake. Toooo cold.
laughed: Today
hugged someone: Sunday. (Zombie Jesus Day)
felt depressed: a while ago
felt overworked: The second to last day I worked with Ryan, 10:30-5:00 Bussing.
faked sick: A couple weeks ago. I was sick, but I was dramatic about it.
What as the last...
word you said: That's fine.
thing you ate: Choc Chip Mini Muffin
song you listened to: Idioteque
thing you drank: Water
place you went to: Well, apart from home and school, Olive Garden
movie you saw: August Rush (yuck)
Who was the last person you...
hugged: Ryan
cried over:
danced with: My Dad (awkward)
shared a secret with: J. Alexander.
had a sleep over with: carrie and billy
went to a movie with: Ryan -- Doomsday
saw: Dave Rusche. His computer is across from mine.
were angry with: Jeff
obsessed over: myself dead. I was afraid I was going to die last night from the furnace!!
Have you ever...
danced in the rain: not that I can remember
kissed someone: No. My year+ relationship with Ryan is not in the least bit physical.
done drugs: No Mother. I don't do drugs!
drank alcohol: yes.
slept around: no way josé
partied 'til the sun came up: no. sadly. But will do soon! ;)
had a movie marathon: yes
gone too far on a dare: naw. that most I had to do was floss with a sumo thong. just kidding.
spun until you were immensely dizzy: not too long ago actually.
taken a survey quite like this before: not this long!
The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
What is your first name: Desiree
Spell your first name backwards:: Eerised -- Like Harry Potter's fucking mirror!
Male or female:: FEmale
Astrological sign:: Saggitarious
Nicknames:: Des, Desy, Rooney (thats grandma's) and Kiddo
Occupation:: Busser at the OG
Height:: five 8-9
Hair color:: reddy-brown
Eye color:: green-blue
Where were you born:: Howell
Where do you reside now:: Fort Gratiot
Pets: I didn't name them, Oprah, Winfrey, Kia, and Fergie
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: 17
Piercings:: 2
Tattoo's:: 0
Shoe size:: 9-10
Righty or lefty:: Righty, but I shoot left handed and artistically ambidextrous
Wearing:: Jeans and a hoodie
Hearing:: Bunch of idiots mumbling
Feeling:: Emotionally good, physically bad - headache, day 5 now
Eating/drinking:: nada
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff…
Have you ever been in love:: been? No. Am? Yes.
How many people have you kissed:: 3
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: naw, cooties be there
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: honesty, humor, intelligence and sensitivity, and some attractiveness
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: eyes and mouth. I watch the way they talk and the gestures they make - in correlation of what they are saying and the feelings I pick up from them.
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: All but one have been cross country runners. Not intentional.
Do you have a crush right now:: no, no crushes. Unless my relationship counts.
If so who is it:: Ryan
Do you believe in love at first sight:: No. I believe in attraction at first sight. And chemical attractions.
Do you remember your first love:: It was more of a sibling love. I was in kindergarten or 1st grade and I had this friend Collin. He was the person who taught me to ride a mountain bike (with the brakes on the handles). I still think about him today. We stopped being friends because he took me into his closet and told me he loved me and that he saw his dada stick his weiner in his moms butt and he wanted to do that.
Who is the first person you kissed:: the first person I dated.
Do you believe in fate:: only when it works for me.. otherwise.. its shit.
Do you believe in soul mates:: ryan does.. im not sure if that is the term I am looking for.
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:: 3 too many
What are your siblings names:: Alyssa (aka bitch), Lexi, and Logan
What are your parents names:: Amy and Jim
How many siblings does your mother have:: 2
How many siblings does your father have:: 1
Where are your parents from:: Michigan
Is your family close:: My mom and dad never got married. I live with my mom and I will be living with my dad starting this summer for about a year or two, then I am on my own.
Does your family get together for holidays:: yeah. Ugh.
Do you have a drunk uncle:: mmmm. Nope.
Any medical problems run through your family:: vulnerability to cervical cancer
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: nah
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: not yet, but Alyssa is on her way! (15 years old, not preggo yet)
Are your parents divorced:: no, but yes?
Do you have step parents:: yes. Alison is cool, Jeff is a dick.
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:: my aunt disowns everybody here and there
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: My great great grandma Slone came from Scotland.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: When you're in Prison, The Offspring
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: none
What's the best cd you own:: I don't have cds anymore
What song do you absolutely hate:: Some "You're on my heart just like a tattoo." Or "tears on my guitar" something or another. Anything country really
Do you sing in the shower:: When the house is empty and I plug my radio in.
What song reminds you of that special someone:: Unintended and Endlessly by Muse
Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: pink
What color are your bedroom walls:: turquoise
Do you have posters on your wall:: French art posters
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: Yes
How many pillows are on your bed:: one, sometimes none. I throw them off a lot.
What do you normally sleep in:: depends on the situation. Yesterdays clothes, tshirt…. Socks for sure. I love socks.
What size bed do you have:: Full
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:: I have a bunk bed. My bitch sister sleeps on the top and I sleep on the bigger bottom.
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: naw
Describe the last nightmare you had:: The furry dinosaur was dying and I had to go on a 6 day search for food for my clan… I failed.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: nope.
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: depends on who. Ryan and I very comfortably.
Any unusual sleeping positions:: On my back with the fingertips of my left hand in my pants and my right hand over my head. I have slept like that since I was very little.
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: sadly yes. I share my room with the whore.
Do you snore:: no
How about drool:: Not really, once in a while if my mouth is open and I am on my side.
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yes
What color is the carpet in your room:: no carpet
What's under your bed:: paints, waterbottles…. Tons of stuff.
This or that
loser/wannabe:: loser.
Doughnuts/bagels:: Plain bagel with strawberry cream cheese
Day/night:: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: East Sayeed
Heaven/hell:: Hell. Less expectations.
Make love/have sex:: depends on my mood and the environment
Coffee/tea:: coffee with hazelnut creamer
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburgers. I saw how hotdogs were made on the discovery channel. Yuck. As me how!
Rap/rock:: rock
Swiss cheese/american cheese:: American.
Real World/Road Rules:: RWRR.
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: hmmmm.
Silver/gold:: silver, tis pretty
Nike/Adidas:: adidas. Symbol looks like pot leaf
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Sweet/sour:: sour
Punk/emo:: NEITHER
Hot/cold:: hot. Being cold sucks fat ass.
Winter/summer:: spring or fall
Spring/fall:: fall
Operas/plays:: operas. Only if its sad though
Read/watch tv:: read
Cd's/tapes:: cds
Dvd's/vhs:: meh. I don't have a VCR, so DVD
Old/new:: what.
Shorts/skirts:: Depends on how they look.
Pink/red:: red
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: black and white - its classic
Meat/vegetables:: veggies. They feel better
Mexican food/chinese food:: Ahee rike my Awmen shikin
Commercials/infomercials:: infomercials. They draw me in sometimes. Makes me feel powerless. Fun.
Scary movies/comedies: Well, they are the same things nowadays.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: I like 2 piece with some beach shorts.
Sandals/shoes:: sandals are shoes.
Dogs/cats:: ugh. Cats because you can mindlessly pet them and they wont care. Dogs lick too much.
Unicorns/fairies:: Unicorns. Fairies already exist in San Francisco.
Water/land:: land
Sugar/spice:: spice
Black/white:: white because black is void of color
ribbons/bows:: ribbons
Chicken/beef:: depends on how it is cooked
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: white lights
Cars/trucks:: cars.
Austin Powers/James Bond:: James Bond.
Popcorn/pretzels:: popcorn
Hip/hop:: …. Shit or Poo?
Passionate kiss/peck:: oooh passionate.
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: real. I would rather watch UFC than WWE
Back rub/foot massage:: Back and neck (killing me right now actually)
Picture frames/photo albums:: albums. Shows how much I have changed.
Pens/pencils:: Pens are nice, but I have to have the right one.
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: The candy that doesn't melt in your hand!
Virgins:: need more.
God:: is dog backwards
The Osbournes:: meh lh alkdf SHARON!
J.Lo:: Latina.
Religion:: for the fearful
Emo music:: a trend
Valentine's Day:: Snakes
Christina Aguilera's comeback:: Where are her eyebrows?
Homosexuals:: and?
Abortion:: Pro-Choice
Inter-racial relationships:: Oreos
Murder:: eh.
Death:: I was obsessed but I know its there now.
Obesity:: They always smell bad
Pre-marital sex:: so what?
Terrorism:: We are all terrorists
Pornography:: Its funny. Yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah. ß a woman once said in this particularly trashy film with fish lips and gritted teeth. Hehe.
Fortune Tellers:: stoned
Threesomes:: historic
Prostitution:: Go to Amsterdam
Politics: I only care because I am forced to.
Country music:: Fuck your guitar, your wife, and your chevy truck!
George W. Bush:: curious george picks his butt with bananas
Cloning:: Im for it.
Britney's boobs:: don't care
Gas prices in America:: just going to get higher with time. Live with it.
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack:: off
Tiffany:: .tif
Ben:: Oh where have you been Danny boy danny boy?
Maria::
Jennifer::
Amy:: bitch
Adam:: ants
Richard:: Dick
Arnold:: football head
Tom:: Jerry
Melissa::
Charlotte:: Some Pig
Harold:: and kumar
John:: panda bear
Joel:: giant
Vanessa::
Michelle:: Michaels vag.
Kevin::
Brent::
Jake::
Billy:: Bob
Sarah:: Im just going to delete the rest of the names.
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: no.
Been on a diet:: kind of. Not a diet. Just diet
Been to a foreign country:: Oh Can ah duh
Broken a bone:: fractured mah thumb and that's it.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: inhaled one.
Swear at a teacher:: no
Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages:: heh?
Got in a fight:: not physically yet.
Dated a teacher:: nawp.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: yes
Thought about killing your enemy:: all the time.
Gone skinny dipping:: yes
Met another gj member in the flesh:: GJ?
Told a little white lie:: yes
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: I don't think so.
Stolen anything:: Chocolate from Olive Garden. I eat them all the time.
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: yeah. i stutter them.
Been on TV:: yep. CNN and the local stations
Been on the radio:: no
Been to a concert:: yes, Mindless Self Indulgence. whew
Dated one of your best friends:: well, he is my best friend
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: all the time. A good cry.
Deceived somebody close to you:: no.
Broken the law:: yes
Been to a rodeo:: yeah. it was boring and hot
Been on a talk show:: nope
Been on a game show:: Who wants to be a 6th grader? I almost won $100.
Been on an airplane:: a few times to New York and back
Got to ride on a firetruck:: no, but I have ridden in a half track
Came close to dying:: too many times :/
Cheated on a bf/gf:: no -- never
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes, tons of people. need a lift?
Terrorized a babysitter:: not intentionally
Made a mud pie:: yes. i fried grasshoppers too
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: no
Snuck out of the house at night:: Yes. I have.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: nope
Had an eating disorder:: no
Felt like you didn't belong:: a couple times, but that was when I was stupid
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: oh yeah.
Smoked:: yes.
Been arrested:: no
Had your tonsils removed:: no.
Gone to camp:: yes
Won a bet:: yes
Written a love letter:: yes, quite a few given and a few recieved
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: yes
Written a love poem:: yes. its on LJ. A picture of something I wrote. I have written better
Kissed in the rain:: yes. it was wet.
Slow danced with someone you love:: yes. at his prom
Participated in an orgy:: no.
Stolen a kiss:: in a way. Ryan wasn't expecting it, so I kissed him and continued what i was doing. I guess that is stolen -- or borrowed
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: no. that would be stupid
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: no. but I unwillingly attracted hers
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: not yet
Gotten a speeding ticket:: nope
Done jail time:: no
Had to wear a uniform to work:: yes. 2 times. MDOT was the whole hardhat thing with the boots and olive garden is all dressy and mobish.
Won a trophy:: yes
Thrown up in public:: no
Bowled a perfect game:: naw
Failed/got held back:: never! i actually skipped a grade
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: no, too many migraines.
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yes
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: i took tang su do for a while
Attempted suicide:: no
Cut yourself:: not intentionally, but i get cut in questionable spots often
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: barbies
Did you own Treasure Trolls: yes
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: never
Did you play Simon Says:: in school
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: yes!!!!!! wiht
Did you wet the bed:: yes, only a couple times though
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: under my bed and around me.
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: no. my luck, my ass would say sunday and it would be thursday
Were you shy:: I was really shy. I was the bookish quiet girl.
Were you spoiled:: no
Were you abused:: I didn't get the lovin i needed. thats why i am not close with my family
Did you go to the circus::yes.
Did you go to the zoo:: yes
Were you in a car accident:: yes
Did you build snowmen:: yes
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: yeah. i ran into some teenager and flew off my bike. the kid didn't know what to do, so I stayed in the fetal position until he left. he was freaking out.
Were your older cousins mean to you:: no, they taught me to shave my legs
Did you think slinkies were cool:: yes
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: not ever
Were you afraid of the dark:: not unless I saw a scary movie
Did you have slumber parties: no
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, no
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: ill tease you you silly goose
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: no. i pretended because i was afraid my parents wouldn't give me as much
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens:: yes
Do you have any hidden talents:: yeah
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: no. i dont care
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: fantasy
What would your movie star name be:: Desiree Elizabeth (insert last name here)
Do you play any sports:: i did karate and baseball.
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: signs. those aliens fucked with my head
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: becoming jane -- a movie about jane austen
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: doomsday is the most recent
What is your dream car:: mustang or charger.
Do you think your good looking:: I think that i have some good and unique qualities, but I think I look more attractive with my hair down.
Do others think you are good looking:: i get compliments quite a bit, and i get hit on by men twice my age.. im sure that counts
Would you ever sky dive:: no.
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: eh. sure
How many rooms do you have in your house:: 4 bedrooms
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: no
Do you believe in God:: no
Do you believe there is a heaven:: no. i wish there was though
Do you own a pooltable:: no
Do you have a pool:: no
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: at my dads yes, at my moms, no
Do you like chocolate:: dark chocolate
Who/what is on your 2005 calendar: i have no clue
How many U.S. states have you been to:: well, hmm. I went on a semi trucking excursion a few years back, so around 14 i think
Ever wished on a shooting star:: yes. it didn't work
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: The one that won that costume contest in 6th grade-- some hooker fairy goth thing
Do you carry any weapons on you:: i wish.
What is your weakness:: seeing people cry or when people are killed off in books. pisses me off
Name something you can't get enough of:: affection
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: goofy, freckled, thoughtful
How many kids do you want to have:: none. but ryan wants two. so maybe one, one and a half
Future daughters names:: Elizabeth, after his mamma and my middle name. I love that name
Future sons names:: Alexander - timeless and strong, ryans middle name
What is your ideal way to die:: unknowingly, peacefully, painlessly
How do you release stress:: write or draw
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: no.
Are you an artistic person:: very much so
Are you a realistic person?:: yes at times. but i can also let my imagination get the best of me
Do you un-tie your shoes everytime you take them off:: no. i slip them on and off
Are you a strong person:: physically, yes and mentally, most of the time
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: myself
Who is the last person to IM you:: jack wellington
Are you a good story teller:: Yes, apparently i have a good narrators voice.
What do you believe is your best quality:: i am understanding
What is your greatest accomplishment:: accomplishing something that no other person in my family has
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: yes, i love incense
Do you have your own credit card:: i have a debit card
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: all the art supplies i need, a home, a car, and a vacation, and a college fund, OH and a scholarship in my family's name
Do you have a check book:: yes
Do you like your drivers licence:: yeah, its a good pic
Do you tan easily:: I burn and turn a pinkish tan
What color is your hair naturally:: brownish red.. the same it is now
Worst feeling in the world?: knowing that something bad is inevitably going to happen -- so dread
Best feeling in the world:: hearing those three words
Is the glass half empty or half full:: both
Last thing you downloaded:: ringtone
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: no
What do you think people think of you:: they think i am smart, older, and goofy
Are you a likeable person:: yes. i have little or no people that dislike me
Do you need therapy:: no
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: no
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: no, they would call it SEX.
When are you moving:: in a few months
What's your favorite phrase:: We must love one another or die.
Favorite stuff
gum: Trident - Tropical Twist
restaurant: Subway
drink: Sobe Adrenaline Rush
season: Fall
type of weather: Warm weather, cool breeze, sunny (but not too bright)
emotion: Content
thing to do on a half day: Watch Sci-Fi reruns (thats how I got hooked on Battlestar Galactica)
late-night activity: Stumbling the internet while on the phone with Ryan -- if not hanging out.
sport: Ninja Warrior
city: Wyandotte
store: Barnes and Noble. I could be in there for hours.
When was the last time you...
cried: Almost last night because my furnace broke and I thought I was going to die from suffocation.
played a sport: Well, trackish. I ran a mile the other day. Mistake. Toooo cold.
laughed: Today
hugged someone: Sunday. (Zombie Jesus Day)
felt depressed: a while ago
felt overworked: The second to last day I worked with Ryan, 10:30-5:00 Bussing.
faked sick: A couple weeks ago. I was sick, but I was dramatic about it.
What as the last...
word you said: That's fine.
thing you ate: Choc Chip Mini Muffin
song you listened to: Idioteque
thing you drank: Water
place you went to: Well, apart from home and school, Olive Garden
movie you saw: August Rush (yuck)
Who was the last person you...
hugged: Ryan
cried over:
danced with: My Dad (awkward)
shared a secret with: J. Alexander.
had a sleep over with: carrie and billy
went to a movie with: Ryan -- Doomsday
saw: Dave Rusche. His computer is across from mine.
were angry with: Jeff
obsessed over: myself dead. I was afraid I was going to die last night from the furnace!!
Have you ever...
danced in the rain: not that I can remember
kissed someone: No. My year+ relationship with Ryan is not in the least bit physical.
done drugs: No Mother. I don't do drugs!
drank alcohol: yes.
slept around: no way josé
partied 'til the sun came up: no. sadly. But will do soon! ;)
had a movie marathon: yes
gone too far on a dare: naw. that most I had to do was floss with a sumo thong. just kidding.
spun until you were immensely dizzy: not too long ago actually.
taken a survey quite like this before: not this long!
The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
What is your first name: Desiree
Spell your first name backwards:: Eerised -- Like Harry Potter's fucking mirror!
Male or female:: FEmale
Astrological sign:: Saggitarious
Nicknames:: Des, Desy, Rooney (thats grandma's) and Kiddo
Occupation:: Busser at the OG
Height:: five 8-9
Hair color:: reddy-brown
Eye color:: green-blue
Where were you born:: Howell
Where do you reside now:: Fort Gratiot
Pets: I didn't name them, Oprah, Winfrey, Kia, and Fergie
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: 17
Piercings:: 2
Tattoo's:: 0
Shoe size:: 9-10
Righty or lefty:: Righty, but I shoot left handed and artistically ambidextrous
Wearing:: Jeans and a hoodie
Hearing:: Bunch of idiots mumbling
Feeling:: Emotionally good, physically bad - headache, day 5 now
Eating/drinking:: nada
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff…
Have you ever been in love:: been? No. Am? Yes.
How many people have you kissed:: 3
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: naw, cooties be there
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: honesty, humor, intelligence and sensitivity, and some attractiveness
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: eyes and mouth. I watch the way they talk and the gestures they make - in correlation of what they are saying and the feelings I pick up from them.
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: All but one have been cross country runners. Not intentional.
Do you have a crush right now:: no, no crushes. Unless my relationship counts.
If so who is it:: Ryan
Do you believe in love at first sight:: No. I believe in attraction at first sight. And chemical attractions.
Do you remember your first love:: It was more of a sibling love. I was in kindergarten or 1st grade and I had this friend Collin. He was the person who taught me to ride a mountain bike (with the brakes on the handles). I still think about him today. We stopped being friends because he took me into his closet and told me he loved me and that he saw his dada stick his weiner in his moms butt and he wanted to do that.
Who is the first person you kissed:: the first person I dated.
Do you believe in fate:: only when it works for me.. otherwise.. its shit.
Do you believe in soul mates:: ryan does.. im not sure if that is the term I am looking for.
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:: 3 too many
What are your siblings names:: Alyssa (aka bitch), Lexi, and Logan
What are your parents names:: Amy and Jim
How many siblings does your mother have:: 2
How many siblings does your father have:: 1
Where are your parents from:: Michigan
Is your family close:: My mom and dad never got married. I live with my mom and I will be living with my dad starting this summer for about a year or two, then I am on my own.
Does your family get together for holidays:: yeah. Ugh.
Do you have a drunk uncle:: mmmm. Nope.
Any medical problems run through your family:: vulnerability to cervical cancer
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: nah
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: not yet, but Alyssa is on her way! (15 years old, not preggo yet)
Are your parents divorced:: no, but yes?
Do you have step parents:: yes. Alison is cool, Jeff is a dick.
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:: my aunt disowns everybody here and there
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: My great great grandma Slone came from Scotland.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: When you're in Prison, The Offspring
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: none
What's the best cd you own:: I don't have cds anymore
What song do you absolutely hate:: Some "You're on my heart just like a tattoo." Or "tears on my guitar" something or another. Anything country really
Do you sing in the shower:: When the house is empty and I plug my radio in.
What song reminds you of that special someone:: Unintended and Endlessly by Muse
Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: pink
What color are your bedroom walls:: turquoise
Do you have posters on your wall:: French art posters
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: Yes
How many pillows are on your bed:: one, sometimes none. I throw them off a lot.
What do you normally sleep in:: depends on the situation. Yesterdays clothes, tshirt…. Socks for sure. I love socks.
What size bed do you have:: Full
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:: I have a bunk bed. My bitch sister sleeps on the top and I sleep on the bigger bottom.
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: naw
Describe the last nightmare you had:: The furry dinosaur was dying and I had to go on a 6 day search for food for my clan… I failed.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: nope.
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: depends on who. Ryan and I very comfortably.
Any unusual sleeping positions:: On my back with the fingertips of my left hand in my pants and my right hand over my head. I have slept like that since I was very little.
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: sadly yes. I share my room with the whore.
Do you snore:: no
How about drool:: Not really, once in a while if my mouth is open and I am on my side.
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yes
What color is the carpet in your room:: no carpet
What's under your bed:: paints, waterbottles…. Tons of stuff.
This or that
loser/wannabe:: loser.
Doughnuts/bagels:: Plain bagel with strawberry cream cheese
Day/night:: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: East Sayeed
Heaven/hell:: Hell. Less expectations.
Make love/have sex:: depends on my mood and the environment
Coffee/tea:: coffee with hazelnut creamer
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburgers. I saw how hotdogs were made on the discovery channel. Yuck. As me how!
Rap/rock:: rock
Swiss cheese/american cheese:: American.
Real World/Road Rules:: RWRR.
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: hmmmm.
Silver/gold:: silver, tis pretty
Nike/Adidas:: adidas. Symbol looks like pot leaf
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Sweet/sour:: sour
Punk/emo:: NEITHER
Hot/cold:: hot. Being cold sucks fat ass.
Winter/summer:: spring or fall
Spring/fall:: fall
Operas/plays:: operas. Only if its sad though
Read/watch tv:: read
Cd's/tapes:: cds
Dvd's/vhs:: meh. I don't have a VCR, so DVD
Old/new:: what.
Shorts/skirts:: Depends on how they look.
Pink/red:: red
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: black and white - its classic
Meat/vegetables:: veggies. They feel better
Mexican food/chinese food:: Ahee rike my Awmen shikin
Commercials/infomercials:: infomercials. They draw me in sometimes. Makes me feel powerless. Fun.
Scary movies/comedies: Well, they are the same things nowadays.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: I like 2 piece with some beach shorts.
Sandals/shoes:: sandals are shoes.
Dogs/cats:: ugh. Cats because you can mindlessly pet them and they wont care. Dogs lick too much.
Unicorns/fairies:: Unicorns. Fairies already exist in San Francisco.
Water/land:: land
Sugar/spice:: spice
Black/white:: white because black is void of color
ribbons/bows:: ribbons
Chicken/beef:: depends on how it is cooked
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: white lights
Cars/trucks:: cars.
Austin Powers/James Bond:: James Bond.
Popcorn/pretzels:: popcorn
Hip/hop:: …. Shit or Poo?
Passionate kiss/peck:: oooh passionate.
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: real. I would rather watch UFC than WWE
Back rub/foot massage:: Back and neck (killing me right now actually)
Picture frames/photo albums:: albums. Shows how much I have changed.
Pens/pencils:: Pens are nice, but I have to have the right one.
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: The candy that doesn't melt in your hand!
Virgins:: need more.
God:: is dog backwards
The Osbournes:: meh lh alkdf SHARON!
J.Lo:: Latina.
Religion:: for the fearful
Emo music:: a trend
Valentine's Day:: Snakes
Christina Aguilera's comeback:: Where are her eyebrows?
Homosexuals:: and?
Abortion:: Pro-Choice
Inter-racial relationships:: Oreos
Murder:: eh.
Death:: I was obsessed but I know its there now.
Obesity:: They always smell bad
Pre-marital sex:: so what?
Terrorism:: We are all terrorists
Pornography:: Its funny. Yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah. ß a woman once said in this particularly trashy film with fish lips and gritted teeth. Hehe.
Fortune Tellers:: stoned
Threesomes:: historic
Prostitution:: Go to Amsterdam
Politics: I only care because I am forced to.
Country music:: Fuck your guitar, your wife, and your chevy truck!
George W. Bush:: curious george picks his butt with bananas
Cloning:: Im for it.
Britney's boobs:: don't care
Gas prices in America:: just going to get higher with time. Live with it.
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack:: off
Tiffany:: .tif
Ben:: Oh where have you been Danny boy danny boy?
Maria::
Jennifer::
Amy:: bitch
Adam:: ants
Richard:: Dick
Arnold:: football head
Tom:: Jerry
Melissa::
Charlotte:: Some Pig
Harold:: and kumar
John:: panda bear
Joel:: giant
Vanessa::
Michelle:: Michaels vag.
Kevin::
Brent::
Jake::
Billy:: Bob
Sarah:: Im just going to delete the rest of the names.
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: no.
Been on a diet:: kind of. Not a diet. Just diet
Been to a foreign country:: Oh Can ah duh
Broken a bone:: fractured mah thumb and that's it.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: inhaled one.
Swear at a teacher:: no
Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages:: heh?
Got in a fight:: not physically yet.
Dated a teacher:: nawp.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: yes
Thought about killing your enemy:: all the time.
Gone skinny dipping:: yes
Met another gj member in the flesh:: GJ?
Told a little white lie:: yes
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: I don't think so.
Stolen anything:: Chocolate from Olive Garden. I eat them all the time.
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: yeah. i stutter them.
Been on TV:: yep. CNN and the local stations
Been on the radio:: no
Been to a concert:: yes, Mindless Self Indulgence. whew
Dated one of your best friends:: well, he is my best friend
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: all the time. A good cry.
Deceived somebody close to you:: no.
Broken the law:: yes
Been to a rodeo:: yeah. it was boring and hot
Been on a talk show:: nope
Been on a game show:: Who wants to be a 6th grader? I almost won $100.
Been on an airplane:: a few times to New York and back
Got to ride on a firetruck:: no, but I have ridden in a half track
Came close to dying:: too many times :/
Cheated on a bf/gf:: no -- never
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes, tons of people. need a lift?
Terrorized a babysitter:: not intentionally
Made a mud pie:: yes. i fried grasshoppers too
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: no
Snuck out of the house at night:: Yes. I have.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: nope
Had an eating disorder:: no
Felt like you didn't belong:: a couple times, but that was when I was stupid
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: oh yeah.
Smoked:: yes.
Been arrested:: no
Had your tonsils removed:: no.
Gone to camp:: yes
Won a bet:: yes
Written a love letter:: yes, quite a few given and a few recieved
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: yes
Written a love poem:: yes. its on LJ. A picture of something I wrote. I have written better
Kissed in the rain:: yes. it was wet.
Slow danced with someone you love:: yes. at his prom
Participated in an orgy:: no.
Stolen a kiss:: in a way. Ryan wasn't expecting it, so I kissed him and continued what i was doing. I guess that is stolen -- or borrowed
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: no. that would be stupid
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: no. but I unwillingly attracted hers
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: not yet
Gotten a speeding ticket:: nope
Done jail time:: no
Had to wear a uniform to work:: yes. 2 times. MDOT was the whole hardhat thing with the boots and olive garden is all dressy and mobish.
Won a trophy:: yes
Thrown up in public:: no
Bowled a perfect game:: naw
Failed/got held back:: never! i actually skipped a grade
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: no, too many migraines.
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yes
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: i took tang su do for a while
Attempted suicide:: no
Cut yourself:: not intentionally, but i get cut in questionable spots often
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: barbies
Did you own Treasure Trolls: yes
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: never
Did you play Simon Says:: in school
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: yes!!!!!! wiht
Did you wet the bed:: yes, only a couple times though
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: under my bed and around me.
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: no. my luck, my ass would say sunday and it would be thursday
Were you shy:: I was really shy. I was the bookish quiet girl.
Were you spoiled:: no
Were you abused:: I didn't get the lovin i needed. thats why i am not close with my family
Did you go to the circus::yes.
Did you go to the zoo:: yes
Were you in a car accident:: yes
Did you build snowmen:: yes
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: yeah. i ran into some teenager and flew off my bike. the kid didn't know what to do, so I stayed in the fetal position until he left. he was freaking out.
Were your older cousins mean to you:: no, they taught me to shave my legs
Did you think slinkies were cool:: yes
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: not ever
Were you afraid of the dark:: not unless I saw a scary movie
Did you have slumber parties: no
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, no
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: ill tease you you silly goose
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: no. i pretended because i was afraid my parents wouldn't give me as much
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens:: yes
Do you have any hidden talents:: yeah
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: no. i dont care
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: fantasy
What would your movie star name be:: Desiree Elizabeth (insert last name here)
Do you play any sports:: i did karate and baseball.
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: signs. those aliens fucked with my head
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: becoming jane -- a movie about jane austen
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: doomsday is the most recent
What is your dream car:: mustang or charger.
Do you think your good looking:: I think that i have some good and unique qualities, but I think I look more attractive with my hair down.
Do others think you are good looking:: i get compliments quite a bit, and i get hit on by men twice my age.. im sure that counts
Would you ever sky dive:: no.
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: eh. sure
How many rooms do you have in your house:: 4 bedrooms
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: no
Do you believe in God:: no
Do you believe there is a heaven:: no. i wish there was though
Do you own a pooltable:: no
Do you have a pool:: no
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: at my dads yes, at my moms, no
Do you like chocolate:: dark chocolate
Who/what is on your 2005 calendar: i have no clue
How many U.S. states have you been to:: well, hmm. I went on a semi trucking excursion a few years back, so around 14 i think
Ever wished on a shooting star:: yes. it didn't work
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: The one that won that costume contest in 6th grade-- some hooker fairy goth thing
Do you carry any weapons on you:: i wish.
What is your weakness:: seeing people cry or when people are killed off in books. pisses me off
Name something you can't get enough of:: affection
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: goofy, freckled, thoughtful
How many kids do you want to have:: none. but ryan wants two. so maybe one, one and a half
Future daughters names:: Elizabeth, after his mamma and my middle name. I love that name
Future sons names:: Alexander - timeless and strong, ryans middle name
What is your ideal way to die:: unknowingly, peacefully, painlessly
How do you release stress:: write or draw
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: no.
Are you an artistic person:: very much so
Are you a realistic person?:: yes at times. but i can also let my imagination get the best of me
Do you un-tie your shoes everytime you take them off:: no. i slip them on and off
Are you a strong person:: physically, yes and mentally, most of the time
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: myself
Who is the last person to IM you:: jack wellington
Are you a good story teller:: Yes, apparently i have a good narrators voice.
What do you believe is your best quality:: i am understanding
What is your greatest accomplishment:: accomplishing something that no other person in my family has
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: yes, i love incense
Do you have your own credit card:: i have a debit card
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: all the art supplies i need, a home, a car, and a vacation, and a college fund, OH and a scholarship in my family's name
Do you have a check book:: yes
Do you like your drivers licence:: yeah, its a good pic
Do you tan easily:: I burn and turn a pinkish tan
What color is your hair naturally:: brownish red.. the same it is now
Worst feeling in the world?: knowing that something bad is inevitably going to happen -- so dread
Best feeling in the world:: hearing those three words
Is the glass half empty or half full:: both
Last thing you downloaded:: ringtone
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: no
What do you think people think of you:: they think i am smart, older, and goofy
Are you a likeable person:: yes. i have little or no people that dislike me
Do you need therapy:: no
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: no
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: no, they would call it SEX.
When are you moving:: in a few months
What's your favorite phrase:: We must love one another or die.