I am not made for these temps!
It's 5F and feels like -10F! This is Kentucky! What the hell? I don't know how to dress for this!
Can I call into work TOO FUCKING COLD? I'm wearing tights because I have no long underwear but who am I kidding? Those won't help. My car will never get warm!
Oh my god the 2 mile drive to work was excruciating. Halfway here I lost feeling in my fingers (I have a feeling that for any gloves to actually do me any good I would have to buy the gloves they wear in the Arctic because no gloves ever keep my hands warm) and started shaking almost uncontrollably. It was super awesome fun.
P.S. This has nothing to do with today's temps but kopernik I don't remember all your requirements for a scarf but I remember something about long and no large holes so have you checked the Gap? They had super long scarves and no holes that you could fit a finger through.
Can I call into work TOO FUCKING COLD? I'm wearing tights because I have no long underwear but who am I kidding? Those won't help. My car will never get warm!
Oh my god the 2 mile drive to work was excruciating. Halfway here I lost feeling in my fingers (I have a feeling that for any gloves to actually do me any good I would have to buy the gloves they wear in the Arctic because no gloves ever keep my hands warm) and started shaking almost uncontrollably. It was super awesome fun.
P.S. This has nothing to do with today's temps but kopernik I don't remember all your requirements for a scarf but I remember something about long and no large holes so have you checked the Gap? They had super long scarves and no holes that you could fit a finger through.