ABBY SNIPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought maybe you'd like to read some snipets from "The Abby Nelson Affair" as well. They are random and probably won't make a lot of sense becuase none of them have found homes within the story yet, but they are cute. Ao, and aussi, if you happen to be the person to which I am describing, don't be offended. Be honored. The things that you do and say are ten time funnier then anything I could EVER make up!!!!
Stephanie
Jake: If you get to be Sean Connery, I want to be Charlton Heston.”
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I pulled my hair back and tacked it behind my ears.
“It won’t help.” Someone said as the walked passed the bathroom. Typcial. No matter how bad the day is, someone can always make it worse.
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“Why does Eve always look so ugly in art?”
“Because it’s only in America that skinny is beautiful.” She looked baffled so I went on. “Throughout history skinny people were thought to be malnourished. Heavier ladies were the true beauties. “
“So like people would have thought you were pretty?” She scoffed in apparent disgust.
“No,” I smiled. “I would have been a Goddess.”
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“I thought you were a pacifist!” He exclaimed.
Globally I am. But, on a small scale, in my private life, I’m all about the violence.” I replied, and I hit him again.
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Can anybody tell me what a Supine is?” Mrs. Teacher asked. Anna Hastings, one of the many students who were given the opportunity to take honors classes even though they shouldn’t have been, raised her hand.
“It’s a rain forest mammal that climbs trees, like sloths.” She offered. Everyone laughed.
“It’s a verbal noun.” Mrs. Teacher replied. “But thanks for trying.” What is wrong with public education today, I asked myself. Oh wait; I was already living out that night mare.
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“I’m thinking of a combination tire iron, and then, when he’s down, we can run him over with Andy’s car.” Becca suggested. Boy, when she got mad, she really had a violent streak.
“Screw that!” Tiffany exclaimed. “I could take him myself. He’s short.” Tiffany, who was taller than I was, had a point.
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“Did B.C or A.D come first? I always get confused.”
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Stephanie
Jake: If you get to be Sean Connery, I want to be Charlton Heston.”
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I pulled my hair back and tacked it behind my ears.
“It won’t help.” Someone said as the walked passed the bathroom. Typcial. No matter how bad the day is, someone can always make it worse.
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“Why does Eve always look so ugly in art?”
“Because it’s only in America that skinny is beautiful.” She looked baffled so I went on. “Throughout history skinny people were thought to be malnourished. Heavier ladies were the true beauties. “
“So like people would have thought you were pretty?” She scoffed in apparent disgust.
“No,” I smiled. “I would have been a Goddess.”
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“I thought you were a pacifist!” He exclaimed.
Globally I am. But, on a small scale, in my private life, I’m all about the violence.” I replied, and I hit him again.
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Can anybody tell me what a Supine is?” Mrs. Teacher asked. Anna Hastings, one of the many students who were given the opportunity to take honors classes even though they shouldn’t have been, raised her hand.
“It’s a rain forest mammal that climbs trees, like sloths.” She offered. Everyone laughed.
“It’s a verbal noun.” Mrs. Teacher replied. “But thanks for trying.” What is wrong with public education today, I asked myself. Oh wait; I was already living out that night mare.
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“I’m thinking of a combination tire iron, and then, when he’s down, we can run him over with Andy’s car.” Becca suggested. Boy, when she got mad, she really had a violent streak.
“Screw that!” Tiffany exclaimed. “I could take him myself. He’s short.” Tiffany, who was taller than I was, had a point.
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“Did B.C or A.D come first? I always get confused.”
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