Before anyone asks:

[electronicly]

1. I do not have a crush on Lucian. He was simply a hero I respected and met in passing who gave me his watch to show he had confidence in me and as a reminder not to give up.
   
2. I am not a "dork," nor do I need to "go buy a life." Dork is a pretty pathetic insult, and I already have a perfectly fine life.
3. I am not secretly moody. Would people know if I was secretly something if it was so?
4. I do regret duct taping Kojiro into his coffin before Waverly and I buried him. That was rather immature and probably cruel.
5. I do not want to be Musashi.
6. Or Mitsuhide.
7. Or Alexis.
8. Or Colonel Matthews.
9. Or Charles.
10. Or anyone else for that matter.
    
11. I do not have issues.
12. I am not married to my computer. Who told you I was?
13. I got the maid cafe job for the money, not because I like wearing revealing things.
14. I am not obsessed with anyone or anything.
15. My personal information is not for sale. That does not mean it is free to everyone who asks, either.

There, that should cover everything that these strange new arrivals are likely to ask. So far I seem to be safe enough from them, but I can see over the network that they have been causing others problems and presenting bizarre questions. Am I correct in presuming this is a curse?

[OOC: An OC probably wouldn't have fan-things, but preemptive list just because she wouldn't know she doesn't exactly have those~ Strikes gone as usual.]