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I don't remember the last time I posted a quote list. These are all things Nellie and I have said in the past month and a half that we've lived together. This is why we're awesome.
(in reference to some commercial)
Samara: Do you think a prune is a prune?
Nellie: ...Yeeeeeess.
"I don't want cheese... Don't want Easy Mac, which is also cheese... Don't want-- Jesus, I have a lot of cheese!" ~Samara
(in reference to the fucking loud dryer)
Samara: Good god, what are they drying in there, a dead body?!
Nellie: I was thinking the same thing, except I was gunna say baby.
"Sleepy Lemur! That has the potential to be cute... Or boring..." ~Nellie
"It'll be the second annual year, as years tend to be..." ~Nellie
Samara: I'm weirded out by the fact that pork is a sweet meat.
Nellie: Like brains! Oh wait...that's sweet breads, nevermind.
"Magic naked!" ~Nellie
(tag-teaming someone making fun of Lennen's necklace)
Samara: My mother made that necklace.
Nellie: She's dead.
Nellie: I enjoy a comedian who can use his body for his art.
Samara: ::stares::
Nellie: ...To be funny...
(online)
Kirei: a Snickers! sound the feasting horn!
Truth: *mighty toot*
Truth: (not a fart)
Kirei: ::drops Snickers::
Kirei: the feast... it's ruined.
Truth: *weakly toot*
Samara: Let's get dressed and go for food.
Nellie: I have food... I mean, I have dressed...
Samara: Why do you go to 4chan?! Why?!
Nellie: Because what's not horrifying is hilarious!
Samara: 4chan is like rape!
Nellie: ...For the lulz?
"We are Iron Chef!" ~Samara
"I hope you know that if they play Humans vs. Zombies again this semester, and I get turned... I'm probably gonna hover over your bed when you're asleep." ~Nellie
More to come. To be sure.
(in reference to some commercial)
Samara: Do you think a prune is a prune?
Nellie: ...Yeeeeeess.
"I don't want cheese... Don't want Easy Mac, which is also cheese... Don't want-- Jesus, I have a lot of cheese!" ~Samara
(in reference to the fucking loud dryer)
Samara: Good god, what are they drying in there, a dead body?!
Nellie: I was thinking the same thing, except I was gunna say baby.
"Sleepy Lemur! That has the potential to be cute... Or boring..." ~Nellie
"It'll be the second annual year, as years tend to be..." ~Nellie
Samara: I'm weirded out by the fact that pork is a sweet meat.
Nellie: Like brains! Oh wait...that's sweet breads, nevermind.
"Magic naked!" ~Nellie
(tag-teaming someone making fun of Lennen's necklace)
Samara: My mother made that necklace.
Nellie: She's dead.
Nellie: I enjoy a comedian who can use his body for his art.
Samara: ::stares::
Nellie: ...To be funny...
(online)
Kirei: a Snickers! sound the feasting horn!
Truth: *mighty toot*
Truth: (not a fart)
Kirei: ::drops Snickers::
Kirei: the feast... it's ruined.
Truth: *weakly toot*
Samara: Let's get dressed and go for food.
Nellie: I have food... I mean, I have dressed...
Samara: Why do you go to 4chan?! Why?!
Nellie: Because what's not horrifying is hilarious!
Samara: 4chan is like rape!
Nellie: ...For the lulz?
"We are Iron Chef!" ~Samara
"I hope you know that if they play Humans vs. Zombies again this semester, and I get turned... I'm probably gonna hover over your bed when you're asleep." ~Nellie
More to come. To be sure.