10 MORE Thing you like that I don't.
I slipped last year (can you believe it's been that long ago? (If you're new around here go back and comment on the first list. It was one of my most popular posts and ripped over and over on my friends list. I'd love to hear what you have to say abot the original ten as well.) But here I am with our totally-not-annual-in-anyway list of 10 Things you like that I don't!
1. Reality shows - These fuckers still make the list but for all new reasons. Dancing with the Stars and Pussycat Dolls and I have a Dream and on and on! What the fuck!? Dancing with Ian Zerieng? Why do we need this? He looks good for his age and all but....fuck! That one chick only has one leg!!!! I just....I gotta move on...
2. Beyonce - If I have to hear this bitch say, "To the left, to the left..." one more time I'm going to kill something small, cute, and furry! I thought she looked fat in Austin Powers and I'm happy that other tubby-bitch from Idol is kicking her ass @ awards shows. I blame all of you though...Beyonce wouldn't think she was sooooo fucking great and be all sad right now if you didn't buy her shit and see her movies.
3. The Bitch Pack - Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff, Ashley Simpson, and any other little pre/almost-post pubescent snotty bitch that you wanna drag out in front of me! Why do I care?! Why did the little chick from Harry Potter get 4 million dollars for this last flick? Who married Avril Lavigne?
4. Harry Potter - These books and movies are for kids! You are an adult! Grow up. I like Spider-Man and shit too so I can't really go here without incriminating myself. But they killed Captain America and did adults everywhere grab for their flags and have a little fit like people are over this Harry Potter shit where characters are going to die? Nooooooo....
5. Prequels - Bond, Batman, Hannibal, LOtR, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Smurfs, Welcome Back Kotter, My Parents Having Sex, Ugly Betty when she was Kinda-Goofy-Looking-She'll-Grow-Into-Her-Head Betty....They are all really dull! You can't let me spend my whole life knowing about something and then go back and tell it to me in "a fresh, hip style" when in the end it's the same fucking thing! Christian Bale needs to bring it down! Stop playing Batman so over the top. Daniel Craig was fine cause none of the Bonds were hot, but Bond was going to quit after his first assignment? What a pussy. Read the Hobbit...didn't like it and they are doing two flicks outta it?
6. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - Now, I dunno if I do this list in order of things I don't like (I just kinda type as shit comes to me) but these two assholes would be on the top! How the fuck does everyone love these people? He cheated on his wife and left her for his mistress. This is not okay. People were all, "Oh poor Jen how's she doin'?" But where was the public outrage @ him? Where were the Womenist (PCU) groups that are crying about fucking sandwich commercials when this man is publicly treating his wife like shit? And that little Kermit the Frog looking slut!!!! She collects third world children like stamps. Her and Madonna both need to stop buying kids. I get that you own everything else but we cannot allow people to start buying other people (again)!
7. eBay bidding - Who the fuck is running up all the bidding on eBay? Why pay $40. for a boxed set plus shipping when you can get it @ Best Buy for the same amount? Where do you live, Borneo, that you can't get shit? I'm trying to find a deal and you, tatter-dick, are ruining that!
8. PG-13 Horror movies - These grab-ass, money hungry studio pricks should put out better movies and more people will go see them instead of catering to a wider audience. Sure you cut out a percentage of the number of people that can get in but if the flick weren't made for pussy, little crybaby bitches that shouldn't be in there in the first place, more adults might attend. I hate being all excited over some trailer and then realize @ the end it's PG-13. Forget it then. I won't even bother on DVD most likely.
9. Unrated DVDs - So here's what they do...they put out a PG-13 crapfest and then do an "Unrated" cut to get the over "R" rated set to watch. Well, as much as I liked, say Turistas the Unrated cut was tame as fuck! I liked it cause it wasn't gross for the sake of being like Hostel was. But where the fuck was the "Too gruesome for theaters" scenes? This movie must have BLOWN @ theaters then!
10. Movies that make fun of other movies - Can't think of an original idea of your very own? Then poorly make fun of people that are wayyyy more successful than you are! None of this crap is even funny; Scary Movie, nope, Shaun of the Dead...come on, Date Movie, Not Another Teen Movie, Hot Fuzz...haven't seen it, bet I won't like it. It's a cop out to rip from other people like that. (Remember this when you're making up your own 10 Things I Steal from Friends Journals List!!!!)
It's been fun kids. I feel better. (Hell! I could do 10 more!)
RECOMMENDATIONS -
Music: Empire - Kasabian
Movie: Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning
Television: Scrubs (NBC/syndication)
Book: Gil's All Fright Diner - A. Lee Martinez
1. Reality shows - These fuckers still make the list but for all new reasons. Dancing with the Stars and Pussycat Dolls and I have a Dream and on and on! What the fuck!? Dancing with Ian Zerieng? Why do we need this? He looks good for his age and all but....fuck! That one chick only has one leg!!!! I just....I gotta move on...
2. Beyonce - If I have to hear this bitch say, "To the left, to the left..." one more time I'm going to kill something small, cute, and furry! I thought she looked fat in Austin Powers and I'm happy that other tubby-bitch from Idol is kicking her ass @ awards shows. I blame all of you though...Beyonce wouldn't think she was sooooo fucking great and be all sad right now if you didn't buy her shit and see her movies.
3. The Bitch Pack - Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff, Ashley Simpson, and any other little pre/almost-post pubescent snotty bitch that you wanna drag out in front of me! Why do I care?! Why did the little chick from Harry Potter get 4 million dollars for this last flick? Who married Avril Lavigne?
4. Harry Potter - These books and movies are for kids! You are an adult! Grow up. I like Spider-Man and shit too so I can't really go here without incriminating myself. But they killed Captain America and did adults everywhere grab for their flags and have a little fit like people are over this Harry Potter shit where characters are going to die? Nooooooo....
5. Prequels - Bond, Batman, Hannibal, LOtR, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Smurfs, Welcome Back Kotter, My Parents Having Sex, Ugly Betty when she was Kinda-Goofy-Looking-She'll-Grow-Into-Her-Head Betty....They are all really dull! You can't let me spend my whole life knowing about something and then go back and tell it to me in "a fresh, hip style" when in the end it's the same fucking thing! Christian Bale needs to bring it down! Stop playing Batman so over the top. Daniel Craig was fine cause none of the Bonds were hot, but Bond was going to quit after his first assignment? What a pussy. Read the Hobbit...didn't like it and they are doing two flicks outta it?
6. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - Now, I dunno if I do this list in order of things I don't like (I just kinda type as shit comes to me) but these two assholes would be on the top! How the fuck does everyone love these people? He cheated on his wife and left her for his mistress. This is not okay. People were all, "Oh poor Jen how's she doin'?" But where was the public outrage @ him? Where were the Womenist (PCU) groups that are crying about fucking sandwich commercials when this man is publicly treating his wife like shit? And that little Kermit the Frog looking slut!!!! She collects third world children like stamps. Her and Madonna both need to stop buying kids. I get that you own everything else but we cannot allow people to start buying other people (again)!
7. eBay bidding - Who the fuck is running up all the bidding on eBay? Why pay $40. for a boxed set plus shipping when you can get it @ Best Buy for the same amount? Where do you live, Borneo, that you can't get shit? I'm trying to find a deal and you, tatter-dick, are ruining that!
8. PG-13 Horror movies - These grab-ass, money hungry studio pricks should put out better movies and more people will go see them instead of catering to a wider audience. Sure you cut out a percentage of the number of people that can get in but if the flick weren't made for pussy, little crybaby bitches that shouldn't be in there in the first place, more adults might attend. I hate being all excited over some trailer and then realize @ the end it's PG-13. Forget it then. I won't even bother on DVD most likely.
9. Unrated DVDs - So here's what they do...they put out a PG-13 crapfest and then do an "Unrated" cut to get the over "R" rated set to watch. Well, as much as I liked, say Turistas the Unrated cut was tame as fuck! I liked it cause it wasn't gross for the sake of being like Hostel was. But where the fuck was the "Too gruesome for theaters" scenes? This movie must have BLOWN @ theaters then!
10. Movies that make fun of other movies - Can't think of an original idea of your very own? Then poorly make fun of people that are wayyyy more successful than you are! None of this crap is even funny; Scary Movie, nope, Shaun of the Dead...come on, Date Movie, Not Another Teen Movie, Hot Fuzz...haven't seen it, bet I won't like it. It's a cop out to rip from other people like that. (Remember this when you're making up your own 10 Things I Steal from Friends Journals List!!!!)
It's been fun kids. I feel better. (Hell! I could do 10 more!)
RECOMMENDATIONS -
Music: Empire - Kasabian
Movie: Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning
Television: Scrubs (NBC/syndication)
Book: Gil's All Fright Diner - A. Lee Martinez