Открыл для себя The Onion
Congress Raises Executive Minimum Wage To $565.15/Hr Первый параграф я ещё серьёзно читал, а потом пошло:
This is good news for all Americans who work in the upper levels of commerce, DeLay said. Almost a third of America's hard-working executives toil at corporations day after day, yet still live below the luxury line…