004 × [text] i love the silence, the silence is killin' me.

Oct 06, 2010 20:12

TO: All Contacts

BORED. What's wrong with you people? Do something INTERESTING! Murders are always interesting.

SH

[TO: John Watson )

john watson, dick grayson/nightwing, amy pond, sherlock holmes, james 'jim' moriarty, sam winchester

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[Text] canberewritten October 7 2010, 03:20:01 UTC
sucks for the person whos murdered

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[Text] ofdeduction October 7 2010, 03:29:33 UTC
Their state of mind hardly matters when they're dead.

SH

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[Text] canberewritten October 7 2010, 03:31:42 UTC
thats hardly the point.

what does sh stand for anyway? shit head?

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[Text] ofdeduction October 7 2010, 03:33:06 UTC
They're initials, obviously. Why would someone bother signing a text with that?

SH

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faithfulblogger October 7 2010, 03:32:21 UTC
That's unfortunate.

JW

( A few seconds later )
Encouraging murder is a bit not good.

JW

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ofdeduction October 7 2010, 03:35:16 UTC
I'm sure some intellectual societies find that as a CRIME.

SH

( Sent right after that )
You know just as well as I do that encouraging never gets the results you want as it is.

SH

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faithfulblogger October 7 2010, 03:39:56 UTC
Likely not as much of a crime as MURDER.

JW

( Sent a few seconds later )
I rather hope not with Moriarty here. He might start murdering people for kicks.

JW

( Sent IMMEDIATELY after )
And that would be BAD.

JW

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ofdeduction October 7 2010, 03:44:12 UTC
Not that the police would do anything about a murder as it is. They're useless. Worse than Anderson.

SH

( Sent a few minutes later )
Moriarty would only murder people if it served a purpose. I've already had the pleasure of meeting him.

SH

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Text. sochangeable October 7 2010, 21:04:25 UTC
Perfectly.

And if you are bored, my dear, I could happily provide you with a distraction.

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Text. ofdeduction October 8 2010, 07:29:08 UTC
Oh, I'd rather you not. That's much too endearing for you.

SH

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Text. sochangeable October 8 2010, 07:30:59 UTC
I do what I can to please. Especially when it comes to you, my dear.

I promise, within the hour, you shall no longer be bored.

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Text. ofdeduction October 8 2010, 08:00:12 UTC
And what makes me so special to you?

SH

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batmanschmatman October 7 2010, 23:20:25 UTC
Interesting, but not generally something that should really be encouraged.

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ofdeduction October 8 2010, 07:29:20 UTC
So they tell me.

SH

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batmanschmatman October 8 2010, 16:43:54 UTC
So, why'd you immediately go for murder? Doesn't seem like it'd be high on most people's lists of something 'interesting' to happen.

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ofdeduction October 8 2010, 19:40:31 UTC
Because that is usually the first offensive crime someone commits past stealing.

SH

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Text. youbravesoldier October 8 2010, 08:43:28 UTC
Seriously? Who actually WANTS a murder?

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Text. ofdeduction October 8 2010, 08:45:11 UTC
A bored high-functioning sociopath who seems to be the only one to think that no crime is a BAD thing in society.

SH

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Text. youbravesoldier October 8 2010, 09:39:25 UTC
No crime makes some of us sleep well. How can that be a bad thing?

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Text. ofdeduction October 8 2010, 19:39:58 UTC
It means that something is wrong.

SH

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