004 × [text] i love the silence, the silence is killin' me.

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TO: All Contacts

BORED. What's wrong with you people? Do something INTERESTING! Murders are always interesting.

SH

Comments

[faithfulblogger]

That's unfortunate.

JW

( A few seconds later )
Encouraging murder is a bit not good.

JW

[ofdeduction]

I'm sure some intellectual societies find that as a CRIME.

SH

( Sent right after that )
You know just as well as I do that encouraging never gets the results you want as it is.

SH

[faithfulblogger]

Likely not as much of a crime as MURDER.

JW

( Sent a few seconds later )
I rather hope not with Moriarty here. He might start murdering people for kicks.

JW

( Sent IMMEDIATELY after )
And that would be BAD.

JW

[ofdeduction]

Not that the police would do anything about a murder as it is. They're useless. Worse than Anderson.

SH

( Sent a few minutes later )
Moriarty would only murder people if it served a purpose. I've already had the pleasure of meeting him.

SH

[faithfulblogger]

It's possible to be worse than Anderson? I hadn't realised.

JW

( Sent a few minute later )
I am well aware of what the man would do, considering he tried to kill me.

JW

( Immedately after )
You seem to forget that playing games with you is reason enough for him.

JW

[ofdeduction]

Anderson at least does his job. These people act as if there is something GOOD about a Utopia.

SH

( Sent immedately after )
My brain is ROTTING, John! I just complimented Anderson.

SH

( Sent a few minutes later )
I can't forget what I haven't experienced.

SH

[faithfulblogger]

Anderson is a waste of space with an inferiority complex.

JW

( Sent immediately after )
That is bad. Fine. We'll hope for a murder. Or an interesting robbery. You're a bad influence.

JW

( Sent five minutes later )
I sometimes forget you never experienced that.

JW

[ofdeduction]

A rather large robbery. Most are petty and easy to figure out.

SH

( Sent a few seconds later )
Oh, yes, for once you know something I don't. How does it feel?

SH

[faithfulblogger]

Or at least a complex one. Size doesn't always matter.

JW

( Sent two minutes later )
Honestly? I'd rather not remember it.

JW

[ofdeduction]

Most robberies are for cash, purses, or gold out of a pawn shop. It'd need to be something rare and valuable for my interests to be perked.

SH

( Sent five minutes later )
How typical of you.

SH

[faithfulblogger]

So method doesn't matter as much as what was taken? The most ordinary things can be taken in baffling ways.

JW

( Sent seven minutes later )
Don't judge me, Sherlock. You weren't there. You have no idea what it was like.

JW

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It isn't HOW it was stolen it is WHY it was stolen. Motives, John. Motives. Figuring out how anything is stolen is easy.

SH

( Sent a few seconds later )
And yet instead of using the knowledge to gain the higher ground you try to ignore it. No wonder you had a psychosomatic limp.

SH

[faithfulblogger]

Whatever you say. You're the genius.

JW

( Sent a few minutes later )
I'm going out to the pub. Text me when you've decided not to be an ass.

JW

[ofdeduction]

And now you're surprised. Interesting.

SH

[faithfulblogger]

I'm not surprised. I just don't want to argue with you right now.

JW

[ofdeduction]

You expected me to react different. Why else would you still be replying?

SH